-At Girls shack-
Wu chang: -Walks in-
Geisha: Oh Hello Fan.
Minds eye: Hello!
Wu chang: Hey.
Geisha: What are you doing here?
Wu chang: Jack Proposed to the Mercenary and Luchino went somewhere togther with Emily.
Geisha: Oh. So he finally Proposed.
Minds eye: -Ghasps- Naib is getting married?! Oh my god how exciting!!
Wu chang: ....
Geisha: I should probably help them out planing the wedding. I love weddings.
Wu chang: say that with a bit more enthusiasm.
Geisha: What do you mean.
Wu chang: ....Nothing.
Minds eye: Did they say anything about when the wedding is going to be?
Wu chang: Why would I care..
Geisha: Fan, Be Polite.
Wu chang: no.. They didn't..
Geisha: Let's go. Tou come too Wu chang.
Wu chang: I dont want to.
Geisha: -Smacks Wu chang with her fan-
Wu chang: Ow! What the Fuck?!
Geisha: What the fuck? Are you asking ME, what the fuck? -Goes demon Geisha- YOU KNOW EHATS WHAT THE FUCK!? YOUR BEST FRIEND IS GETTING MARRIED AND YOU'RE MORE INTRESTED IN BEING A DEPRESSED LONLY LEG MAN INSTEAD OF SUPPORTING HIM! EVEN JOSPEH SUPPORTS HIM AND THAT SAYS ALOT ABOUT YOU!!!
Wu chang: WHAT?!
Minds eye: M- Michiko..! Please calm down..!
Geisha: -Goes Back to Normal- Sorry. I lost my cool a little there.
Wu chang: ...Its fine. I get your point.. I'll come with you.
-At Boat-
Embalmer: How did this Happen..
Merc: I dont know. ...GO JACK!
Embalmer: YOU CAN BEAT HIM JOSEPH!!
Ripper and Joseph: -Fighting and Attacking eachother-
Feaster: Childish.
Joseph: Shut up Hastur! This is between me and Jack!!
Geisha: -Enters Boat and Knocks Both Jack and Joseph Out- Stop Fighting you nutjobs.
Ripper: He started it!!
Jospeh: He asked for it!!
Geisha: I do not care how this happaned. I came here to talk with Jack.
Ripper: Jeez, Sorry 'Mom'!
Geisha: -Whacks Ripper again- Call me Mom again and I'll break your Claws.
Ripper: -Sighs- What do you want.
Geisha: I heard you finally Proposed.
Ripper: Yeah.
Geisha: I'm here to help you plan the wedding. You and Mercenary come with me to the basement.
Merc: Me too?
Geisha: Of course. Now come.
-Brings Naib and Ripper to the basement-
Joseph: ....Sup Wu chang.
Wu chang: Hey!
Joseph: Woah! You seem more energetic.
We chang: Yeah, I did some thinking!
Joseph: Good for you.
Wu chang: Wheres Hastur?
Seer: He is heeere!!~ -Holds out Feaster in his Hands-
Feaster: ......god damn it.
Wu chang: Pfft.. HhHhHhAHAHA
Feaster: Stop Laughing!
Wu chang: No! This is beautiful!
Joseph: He.. hehe..
Embalmer: -Lays down in his sleeping bag- its almost midnight and I'm Tired.
Joseph: You want to sleep?
Embalmer: -Nods-
Joseph: -Squeezes himself into Aesops sleeping bag- Hehehe..~
Embalmer: -Looks at Joseph and then just smiles hugging him- Dont Decapitate me when I sleep, alright?
Jossph: Haha, very funny
-In basement-
Merc: -Sits on Jacks Lap on the Floor-
Geisha: -Sits in front of them with some paper- I'm officially your wedding planner.
Ripper: Accepted.
Geisha: We have to ask Miss nightingale to make Suits for you. The others at the wedding just have to put on the Classiest skin they have.
Ripper: Actually.. Only Naib is Going to wear a suit. I'll wear a Wedding dress..
Geisha: -Sighs heavily and facepalms- You guys are such clowns..
Ripper: Deal with it..! And make a dress for Joseph, Hastur and Feaster too! And Luchino!
Geisha: Why?!
Ripper: Joseph is Maid of honor! And the other guys are brides maids!
Geisha: WHY!?
Ripper: Because that's how we want it!!
Geisha: Fine! Who is Best man then?!
Merc: Aesop..
Geisha: And groomsmen?
Merc: Norton and Eli..
Geisha: you need one more.
Merc: Then Martha.
Geisha: ....We need to make a Suit for her then. Alright. And what day do you want to have the wedding?
Ripper: As soon as possible.
Merc: Tomorrow!
Geisha: ...Isn't that a little soon?
Ripper: Theres no matches tomorrow so it will be fine. And Nightingale is Quick.
Geisha: ...Fine. Who is going to be the Priest?
Ripper: Wu chang.
Merc: Fiona.
Merc and Ripper: -Looks at Eachother-
Ripper: Have you seen Wu changs S tier Skin?
Merc: Yes but.. Fiona is a Priestress so I think she fits better for the job.
Ripper: But-
Geisha: Jack, Wu chang is Already one of your bridesmaids. Let the priestess be the Priest.
Ripper: Allright.
Geisha: ...I'll take care of the rest. I will make Helena Be wedding planner Assistant to speak with the other survivors.
Ripper: ....Were this all?
Geisha: Yes. Tomorrow, You and Mercenary have to be on your Stag parties and once you're done, you will be taken care of at the Manor and at the phantom Castle before the bestman and Maid of honor will bring you to the red Church after all the hunters and Survivors have cooperated at setting up the wedding.
Merc: Sounds good.
Ripper: Great. -Stand up and Carries Naib back up to the boat-
Feaster: -Has turned Back into Big Ocotopus after it turned Midnight-
Merc: We are holding our wedding tomorrow!
Feaster: Aren't you going a little too fast?
Ripper: Nah.
Joseph: Idiot.
Ripper: -Is about to step on Joseph-
Joseph: If you wake up Aesop I will shove your claws up your ass.
Wu chang: Heh.. gay.
Ripper: Fan! You're back!
Wu chang: Yeah, I'm happy for you Jack.
Ripper: Thank you Fan.
Merc: Jack, I want to sleep.
Ripper: Lets go to bed then!
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