The fiCc IDV

Schröningers Ripper?

-Manor entrance-

Perfumer: Luca! We are entering the room now! Please dont shoot us!
Prisoner: You may enter!
GK: You're sick.
Prisoner: What?! You say I have the Hanahaki?!
GK: That's not the kind of sick I meant!
Violinist: Hahahaha! -Drinks Whiskey-
Perfumer: -Walks into the room with some girls- Okay, Is everyone here? I have the keys to Mike's Cabin!
Priestess: BoomBoom you can't come with us!
Guard: . . .
Priestess: -Sighs- Luca here would looove a Cute Penguin like you to help him protect the manor! Can you do that for me?~
Guard: . . . O K A Y
priestess: Great!
Guard: -Sits down next to Luca-
Prisoner: You better me sharp Penguin.
Doc: I hope these guys will be okay without me.
Nightingale: Girls. Listen to me. If you're going to Mike's Cabin then I want you to keep In mind that the Virus is everywhere! Do not get infected no matter what!
Cord: I'll do my best to protect everyone.
Nightingale: If you come back with the Virus, Luca will shoot you.
Prisoner: I wont hesitate!
Mech: You shoot me in the heart Every day Luca!
Prisoner: -Winks at Tracy-
Cord: Gross.
Perfumer: Let's go! -Leaves with Martha, Tracy, Fiona, Helena, Emily, Emma and Michiko-

-Naib and Jack room-

Ripper: ....
Merc: Are you still thinking about your Family?
Ripper: No.
Merc: Your dad?
Ripper: No. ...Maybe.
Merc: You should have said something.
Ripper: It's not like he's dead..
Merc: Uh, if that's what you think then sure.
Ripper: Have you ever heard of Schrödingers cat?
Merc: No.
Ripper: Well, Long story short, Its this cat that's trapped in a box and inside the box there is some Poision gas that has like a 50/50% chance of Releasing within an hour.
Merc: So?
Ripper: When 1 hour has passed, The cat will either be alive or dead. You wont really know before you actually open the box. They say that the cat is both alive and dead at the same time. It's the same with my father.
Merc: I dont get it.
Ripper: I didn't witness his death so there is no Guarantee if he actually died or not! As long as nobody knows if he is alive or dead, then he is Both alive and dead at the same time until his condition is Proven!
Merc: That's stupid.
Ripper: It's a real thing. Deal with it.
Merc: Fine. Your dad is both alive and dead at the same time! Is that what you want to hear?
Ripper: Yes.
Merc: great.
Ripper: Lets repopulate.
Merc: Really? You're in the mood for that now? Of all times?
Ripper: Of course.
Merc: I need some tea first. I need to calm down.
Ripper: I'll get you some tea.

-Feaster and Seers Room-

Seer: We actually talked about this! Remeber? I want Octopus babies!
Feaster: Would they be gods?
Seer: I dont know. Half gods?
Feaster: Cool.
Seer: Spero! You need to look another way! I'm going to repopulate with Hastur!
Owl: ....
Seer: -Pets Spero- Pleeease?
Owl: -Sits down on Hastur-
Seer: -Sighs- He's so Stubborn.
Feaster: Hey! Shoo! Shoo! Go play with Robbie!
Owl: -Quickly leaves the room-
Seer: Wow, You did it.
Feaster: Of course.
Seer: You'll be a Great dad Hastur!
Feaster: I hope they're not Octopuses. Octopuses are Jerks.
Seer: But I like Octopus!
Feaster: Humans are great.
Seer: Hmph.
Feaster: Eli! I'll love them either way!
Seer: Good!!

-Manor Entrance-

GK: -Sighs while Pointing gun at Door- How long are we going to sit here.
Prisoner: Dont know. I'm doing fine here.
Violinist: Hey look, The Penguin is back.
Guard: -Carries Mattresses and chip bags into the Flour Fort-
Prisoner: Thanks Penguin!
GK: What. We're going to sleep here?
Prisoner: Of course! What did you expect?! This entire virus to end over night?!
GK: No but-
Embalmer: -Enters Fort- Hey guys.
GK: Come to Bully me?
Embalmer: No. I came to speak with you.
GK: About what.
Embalmer: Its Private.
GK: Fine.
Prisoner: Hey! We need him! He's a good Soldier!
GK: That's Luca.
Embalmer: It won't take long.
Prieoner: Fine! Antonio! Take over the door Duty!
GK: Haven't he drinked a little too much Whiskey to be on Door Duty?
Violinist: No worries! I'll kill that door!
GK: That's not what door duty is..
Embalmer: -Pulls Andrew with him-
GK: -Sighs- What's wrong..
Embalmer: I had a conversation with Joseph.
GK: About what.
Embalmer: That's private. Point is that I realised I'm too mean to you..
GK: Is this real?
Embalmer: -Nods- I want you to know why I despise you..
GK: Wheres the hidden camera.
Embalmer: Shut up and Listen.
GK: -Sighs and Nods-
Embalmer: I'm jealous. Okay?
GK: Of me?
Embalmer: Yeah. You were always more successful then me at Lutz. Everyone said you belonged there. You were the perfect Gravekeeper. You earned more money then me and your job were more important then mine.
GK: Really? This is all about Success?
Embalmer: I loved Lutz! I wanted to belong there! But you were always more fit for it..
GK: ...Well then we're opposites. -Walks back to Lucas Flour Fort.