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-Voice of the manor-

Lawyer: -Staring at the broken Circuit-
Lucky: Freddy? Are you here? I can't see anything..
Lawyer: I tried opening the Circuit but theres a big bump on it. Someone destroyed it on purpose.
Luccy: Why..?
Lawyer: I dont know.
Cowboy: -Runs into hall carrying Helena-
Minds eye: Kevin..! Let me go..! If you keep walking that way you'll crash into-
Cowboy: -Runs into wall and drops Helena-
Minds eye: Wall...
Freddy: What's going on.
Cowboy: I'm protecting Helena from the dark!
Minds eye: What do you mean protecting me from the dark?! It's always dark for me..!
Cowboy: Oh Right! Hahaha!
Minds eye: That's not funny! -Whacks Cowboi-
Lawyer: Helena. Can you tell me what happened to the Circuit?
Minds eye: The circuit..? -Touches Circuit box- Hmm... Someone punched it.
Lawyer: Who is strong enough to Punch the Circuit?
Thief: Hey! The circuit is Next to Nortons room. Maybe he knows something.
Lawyer: -Walks into Nortons room-
Prospecc: -Quickly blows out the Candle- D-Dont come In..!!
Lawyer: I dont care what you're doing, get out of bed and help us fix the Circuit. -Pulls covers off Mike and Norton-
Acrobat: Ah..! N-No pleae give it back..! -Hides Behind Norton-
Theif: -Turns on Flashlights and lights on Mike and Norton-
Prospecc: AH! Turn it off!! -Quickly covers himself-
Acrobat: Why is everyone coming it..!
Lawyer: .....
Theif: ......
Lawyer: Norton, Since when were you gay?
Prospecc: What?!
Thief: You were fucking the new guy?!
Prospecc: GET OUT
Lawyer: Get dressed and then get out in the hall!!
Thief: Yeah!!
Lawyer: ..You had your Flashlight the whole time and you didn't use it before now?
Theif: Oh! I didn't think about it, hahaha!
Lawyer: Idiot, let's go. -Drags Kreacher with him outside-
Propsecc: -Gets dressed- Sorry about that!
Acrobat: It's fine..! We can finnish later..!
Propsecc: Deal. -Puts on belt and then walks out of room-

Lawyer: Norton, Do you know anything about this?
Thief: -Lights on Circuit-
Prospecc: Vera.
Lawyer: What about her?
Prospecc: Shes the one who punched it.
Lawyer: Vera..? Are you sure?
Luccy: No way Vera is strong enough to smash that thing.
Prospecc: Have you ever gotten smacked in the back if the head by Vera? I am being serious here.
Lawyer: No we haven't because we behave. Besides, he do you know it was Vera.
Prospecc: Well first of all were she creeping outside my room earlier together with Patricia and wouldn't leave before me and Mike had our way together. Seccond, my entire room started smelling like her Butterfly perfume after the Circuit went out.
Theif: What if she and Patricia just passed by your room by coincidence?
Lawyer: No I believe Norton. Ver and Patricias room ar in the other side of the hall. They don't have any business in this side unless they want to go to Norton, Naib, Eli or Aesops room and no one else but Norton is here.
Luccy: Smart thinking.

Theif: ...So what. Knowing who did it is not going to fix the Circuit.
Lawyer: ....-Walks down the other side of the call and opens a room-
Mechanic: I knew you would come here.
Lawyer: Tracy, Please fix the-
Mechanic: 1888 echoes.
Lawyer: What?
Mechanic: I want the pocket watch Acessory in nightingales store. I need 1888 echoes.
Lawyer: Urgh.. Kreacher!
Their: Yes?
Lawyer: Did you steal any echoes from Anyone lately?
Thief: No.
Lawyer: -Smacks Thief-
Thief: Fine! A little bit from Kevin because he is acting Dumb.
Cowboy: What?!
Lawyer: Hand it over to Tracy.
Cowboy: Hey wait!
Mechanic: -Looks at Kevin- Pleeeeease Kevin..?
Cowboy: ....Hehehe..~ Of course I'll buy you the pocket watch!
Mechanic: Yay! Thanks!! -Takes Echoes and then goes to fix the Circuit-

-Phantom castle-

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

Feaster: What is that Sound...
Priestess: -Opens door- Theres nobody here.
Seer: -Sends Ibis to Search for the source of the sound-
Feaster: Do you see anything?
Seer: I-.. It's the front door..
Priestess: The.. the front door?
Feaster: -Walks to Manor entrance while Eli and Fiona follows-
Seer: Should we..  open?
Priestess: No..
Nightingale: -Runs to entrance- I thought I told her to just walk in..
Fesster: Huh..?
Nightingale: -Opens door- Demi! Nice to mee-

Guy A: Hello! Do you spare a mo-
Nightingale: -Shuts door Quickly- ....That's not Demi!
Priestess: What's going on?
Nightingale: The new Survivor were coming today but that's not her!! Hastur! Stand somewhere they cant see you when I open the door again!!
Feaster: -Hides-
Nightingale: -Opens door again- ...Hello?
Guy B: ...Do you spare a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Hastur..?
Priestess: -Ghasps and Runs to Entrance- Hello! I am Priestess Fiona and I will gladly te-
Nightingale: -Quickly Pushes Fiona Back inside-
Guy A: F-Fiona..?!
Guy B: W-We thought she were dead..!
Nightingale: She is joking with you. Shes not real.
Merc: -Walks to Entrance and Looks at the guys- ...Hey.
Guy A: We just want to talk about our faith..!
Merc: Allright. Let me hear it.
Nightingale: Naib, Can you handle it..?
Merc: Yeah yeah. Dont worry. Eli, come listen you too. You're intrested, right?
Seer: -Nods and walks to entrance with Naib-

Guy A: -Opens scroll- This is our writings about our Lord Hastur..! He is our Almighty god who protects us from everything bad..!
Seer: Bad things like what?
Guy B: You know.. Death. Evil. Pain. Homosexuality. Demons.
Merc: Hold up! Homosexuality?
Guy A: Yes, Homosexuals dont get Lord Hasturs Blessing.
Seer: -Looks at Naib-
Merc: -Looks at Eli and then back at the guys- ....How do you know this?
Guy B: It's written in the Fiona Scripts!
Priestess: -Backs away and Hides with Hastur-
Seer: ...What's the Fiona scripts?
Guy A: Fiona was a Priestess who were the only one able to communicate with our lord! She worked like a Prophet! She spoke to him and wrote these scripts!! But she hasn't been seen for many years. She mystically disappeared one day.
Guy B: Can we come in and.. maybe looks at that Girl..? If she really is Priestress Fiona then maybe we ca-
Merc: Nope. Sorry dude. No entery.

Barmaid: Yo. Sorry. Coming through. -Pushes herself between guys and walks past Naib and Eli-
Seer: Wait..! Are you Demi..?
Barmaid: Yeah.
Seer: Allright, go on.
Guy A: ...How come she can walk in but not us..?
Merc: Sorry to disappoint you but this is a House of Homosexuality. That's right. Everyone here is gay.
Seer: Most of us.
Guy B: Oh no..! W-we can help you get Cured..!
Merc: Cured? It's not a Disease you know.
Guy B: They're lying. They're not Homosexuals.
Merc: -Raises Eyebrow- Jack!! Come here!!
Ripper: -Walks to Door- ....Strangers?
Guy A: Woah! You're very tall!
Ripper: Who the fuck are they?
Guy B: Why did you call for this guy?
Merc: -Pulle Rippers Tie and Kisses him deeply-
Ripper: -Is confused but makes out with Naib-
Guy A: Ah! Don't look..!
Guy B: O-Okay we get it..! You're gays..! Please stop..!!
Merc: -Pushes Ripper back inside- Yeah. We're Married.
Guy A: We can Help you get rid of that! Dont worry.
Merc: Nooo thanks.
Guy B: Please, Take this..! -Gives Merc a Scroll-
Merc: -Grabs scroll- Thank you.
Guy A: We'll come back Tomorrow!
Merc: No thanks. -Shuts door-

Seer: -Turns and Looks at Fiona crossing arms-
Merc: What the fuck Fiona?
Priestess: I can explain.
Merc: -Opens scroll and points at it- Why did your write that Homosexuality is bad?!
Feaster: You what?
Priestress: -Bows Down to Hastur Immediately- I'll tell you my lord..! Please forgive me! I am working on a new scroll right now so please let me explain..!!
Feaster: -Grabs Fionas Leg and lifts her up Carrying her back to room-
Merc: ...I cant tell if Feaster is mad or Nautral about this.
Seer: It looks like he don't care.
Ripper: -Hugging Naib from Behind while kissing his Neck-
Merc: Where did that Demi go?
Seer: I think she went to nightingale. Shes going to Announce the new skins now, right?
Merc: Oh right! New survivor means new essence!
Seer: -Looks at Ripper-
Merc: ....Jack, Stop Kissing me, at least wait until we're back in our room!
Ripper: Let's go then! -Picks Naib up and Skips To room-
Seer: -Shakes head and walks into Feasters room-