Next day
-Feaster room-
Priestess: You can punnish me lord Hastur! I have betrayed your word and written down false information!!
Feaster: I said I dont care.
Seer: zzzz...
Priestress: No please..! I want you to punnish me!! What I did was wrong!
Feaster: -Sighs and sits down- Okay okay. Tell me why you wrote that being gay is wrong.
Priestress: ..Before I came to the Manor I had a friend and.. she was a lesbian and.. she left me for her lover and i had a fight with her and it builded up a Anger inside me and i wrote that being gay is going against you..!! I'm sorry! I'm not homophobic I respect you and Eli and Naib and Joseph and Aesop!! Not Ripper all that much but all you others! I am working on a new scroll and I will give it to those guys the next time they come here!
Feaster: Good Fiona. -Pats Fionas head and then lays down-
Priestress: -Nods and keeps writing on scroll-
Feaster: Hey Ibis. How are you doing?
Owl: ......
Feaster: ...Yeah me too.
Seer: -Wakes up and groans rolling into Hasturs Arms-
Feaster: Good morning.
Seer: Morning.. -Nuzzles against Hastur-
Feaster: Did you sleep well?
Seer: Yeah.. Today we are going to be Introduced to Demi.
Feaster: That Girl who walked in yesterday?
Seer: -Nods-
Priestress: Demi seems nice!
Feaster: I wonder what she does.
Seer and Priestress: -Gets teleported to Manor-
Feaster: ..oh. already. -Walks into phantom castle-
Ripper: HAHAAAAH!!
Fan: SHUT UP!!
Geisha: Are you still making fun of Xie and Fan..?
Ripper: HAHA! JUST LOOK AT XIE!!
Xie: -Laying on the floor after have gotten picked on by Jack-
Fan: ITS NOT FUNNY!! -Offers a hand to Xie helping him up-
Ripper: Hehehe..~
Geisha: Stop Bullying them.
Nightingale: Im in a Hurry right now so let's be flexible. Xie, Fan, heres your new A skin.
Wu chang: -Puts on Suits-
Fan: Woah, We look Fancy
Xie: I like it!
Ripper: -Wheezing in the corner-
Nightingale: Michiko, heres an A tier skin for you too.
Geisha: -Puts on Skin- Thank you.
Nightingale: -Leaves-
Ripper: Pffft!! Look at you!!
Xie: S-Stop..!
Fan: Jack why are you wearing a Bathrobe Anyway?!
Geisha: Yeah you too Joseph.
Ripper: -Looks at Joseph-
Joseph: -Looks at Ripper and Nods-
Ripper: Uh. We were in the Sauna.
Joseph: -Facepalms- Theres no Sauna here!!
Ripper: What did you expect me to say?!
Queen: Well Joseph had Sex with the Embalmer.
Joseph: YOU WERE SPYING ON US?!
Queen: Of course. I always spy on you.
Geisha: Then I Assume Jack and Mercenary were doing the same.
Queen: Haha. The embalmer disappeared into thin air in the middle of it.
Joseph: Shut up..!!
-Manor-
Barmaid: So Yeah. I'm Demi and I'm looking foward to get to know you.. all... I'm sorry but why are they naked?
Merc and Embalmer: -Hiding under blanket together-
Doc: ...They live in Phantom Castle.
Batmaid: ...And?
Perfumer: They're Gay for two of the hunters.
Barmaid: -Points at Naib- I saw this guy yesterday. He was talking with someone at the door. Together with that guy. -Points at Eli-
Priestress: Yeah those were lord Hasturs Subordinates..
Barmaid: ...Subordinates?
Doc: You'll get used to it.
Merc: Can we go back to Phantom Castle now?!
Embalmer: .....
Prospecc: Haha! You're gay!!
Acrobat: -Touches Propseccs shoulder-
Propsecc: And I'm gay too of course, hehe..~
Barmaid: ....Okay.
Merc: You said you make drinks, right? You should come with us to phantom castle. Jack will probably like you.
Barmaid: Jack?
Doc: That's Naibs Husband.
Barmaid: ...Allright.
Joseph: -Comes through Portal and gives Aesops his clothes- Here you go, Sorry I'm late.
Embalmer: -Gets dressed and Shakes head- Its fine. Let's just go.
Ripper: -Comes through Portal as well- Naib!~
Merc: Did you bring my clothes?!
Ripper: No.
Merc: Why not?!
Ripper: I forgot but you got that blanket so its fine!
Merc: -Ties Blanket around his waist and then climbs Ripper- Pick me up..!
Ripper: -Carries Naib and then looks at Demi- ....Hey.
Barmaid: Yo.
Ripper: You're like a Barista?
Barmaid: I suppose, yeah.
Ripper: Grab her.
Feaster: -Shoots Tentacles through portal and Grabs Demi pulling her through-
Barmaid: W-whats going on..!?
Seer: -Groans and follows through Portal-
Priestress: L-Lord Hastur you can't treat a lady like that..! -Follows as well-
-Phantom Castle-
Barmaid: Octopus, please let go!
Feaster: -Lets go of Demi-
Ripper: Make us some drinks!
Barmaid: What? Sure sure..
Priestress: I - I have no right to Tell you this But you really should take precautions before acting..!
Feaster: ...hehehe..
Barmaid: -Hands out drinks-
Seer: -Sips- ...Woah!
Merc: This is Very good..!!
Barmaid: Careful. You can become drunk from just 1 drink and you'll have a hangover.
Ripper: -Chugs an entire bottle-
Geisha: -Smecks tf out of Jack- DO YOU HAVE ANY MANERS!?
Ripper: Of course I do!! I'm a Gentle man!!!
Mad eyes: Move it!! -Takes bottle from Jack and Chugs the rest-
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Seer: Damn It they're back.
Merc: -Walks to Manor entrance with Eli-
Seer: -Opens door-
Guy A: Hello! We have returned!!
Merc: We can see that.
Priestress: No no no..!! Move it!! -Pushes Naib and Eli aside- Hello! I am priestresses Fiona!!
Guy A: -Ghasps- I- it's really you!!
Guy B: Fiona..!! -Bows down-
Priestress: Hey, Please stand up, we only now to our Lord Hastur, allright?
Guy B: Ah..! I apologize!
Guy A: Oh my gosh I can't believe it's really you..!
Priestress: Listen! You both know me as lord Hasturs prophet and now I'm asking you two to be mu prophets!
Guy A: W-we're prophets..?
Guy B: What do you want us to do for you..!?
Priestress: First of all, no one can know that I live here. Let nobody know about this house. Allright?
Guy A: -Nods quickly-
Priestress: Seccond, Come back like once a month to receive my scrolls and show them to the world. -Hands them scroll-
Guy B: -Ghasps and opens It- It's the signature..! Fionas Signature!! You're real!!
Priestress: Yeah yeah, just read it and declare it.
Guy A: -Looks at Scroll- ...L-Lord Hastur is Homosexual?!
Guy B: What?! D-Does that mean we have to be Homosexuals too..?!
Priestress: What!? No! You can be with Whoever you want!
Guy A: A-allright.... This.. drawing of a boy with an Owl.. he kind of looks like..
Guy B: The owl guy we saw earlier..
Seer: -Walks up to the guys again- That's right. Yor lord is my boyfriend.
Guy A: ...Priestress Fiona.. this is a little ridiculous. Are you just messing with us..?
Priestress: What?! Are you questioning my Prophecy!? Eli! Take off all that clothe thing!!
Seer: What?! You're asking me to Strip!?
Priestress: Now!!
Guy b: Woah..! P-Priestress Fiona can be a little scary, hahaha..
Seer: -Sighs and Takes off the top of his dress robe things
Priestress: There! Shirtless! Tell me ehat you see!
Guy A: That's... some rings..?
Priestress: You know what these things are?! They are octopus Suctioncup marks!! I know it because i were watching!
Seer: -Blushes a little- C-can I put my clothes back on..!?
Priestress: No.
Guy B: It's true!! Lord Hasturs Boyfriend we are sorry for Offending you yesterday!
Seer: Yeah yeah it's fine..
Guy A: I'm sorry for have questioned your prophecy! I will never do it again!!
Guy B: D.. Does Lord Hastur Live here..?
Priestress: what..?
Guy B: If his boyfriend is here.. and you said you saw him putting those marks on him.. does that mean he loves here..?
Guy A: -Ghasps- please let us meet him!!
Priestress: ....If you ever tell anyone, Lord hastur will Hunt you down and tighten his tentacles around your necks so hard that your heads will popp off.
Guy B: -Shivers- We won't..!
Priestress: ....Lord Hastur..?! Please come here!
Guy A: It's happening!!
Priestress: Hastur!!!
Feaster: -Comes out to door- ........
Guy A: -Almost gets heart attack and Quickly bows- MY LORD..!!
Guy B: -Bows as well while tearing up- L-Lord Hastur..!
Feaster: .....Oh lord.. More or those..
Priestress: Its the same as yesterday Lord Hastur.
Feaster: Oh. Uh.. -Whispers to Fiona- What do I say..?
Priestess: You're the lord..! Say something memorable to them.. it's the most important moments in their lives..!
Feaster: .....Uuuh. -Pats both of the on the Head with tentacles- You're.. Blessed by me..? And.. I will grant that Happiness will surely come to you due time. Yeah..!
Seer: I get embarassed from Watching.
Guys: -Crying in Happiness-
Feaster: -Picks up Eli and lays him over his shoulder- Come with me.
Priestress: You two! Everything in the scrolls are things I have personally witnessed, so don't ever doubt them!
Guy B: -Nods- We won't!!
Guy A: W-what about the guy with a green cape and the tall guy who kissed him..! What are they doing here..?
Priestress: Theeey are.. Eli here is Naibs Friend. And the tall guy you saw is Lord Hasturs Friend. Yeah.
Guy A: Allright! Will you give us a new scroll next month?
Priestress: Yeah! Now go!!
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Fanfictionthis is a really poor written fanfic, and its gay. I only post this on wattpad so my friend could read it, I appreciate if I don't know you, you dont read it- or I mean, Its your choise, but you have been warned that this is really bad None of the C...
