The fiCc IDV

WW3?!

-Manor entrance-

Merc: -Waiting excited with his modern clothes-
Ripper: Woah. Didn't know you wore glasses.
Merc: They're just for show.
Embalmer: -Enters Manor hall- This will be exciting. It's just like our camping trip in the forest but in another country.
Prospecc: -Enters with Mike- It sure has been a long time since I wore normal clothes.
Acrobat: I wonder what country we're going to!
Priestess: Are you sure about this Eli..?! You should always bare the infinity mark over your eyes you know..!
Seer: I'm wearing it on my scarf, Look? Dont worry!
Feaster: You're not taking Spero with you..?
Seer: I can't, he'll be safer here in the manor. You and Fiona take good care of him, Allright?
Ripper: I'm gonna miss you Naib!!
Merc: Spend some time with Joseph, See if you can get better along.
Joseph: Gross.
Embalmer: Do it.
Joseph: Fine.
Axe boi: Mike..! Norton..! I will miss you!!
Acrobat: We'll miss you too! Nightingale, Please call me if anything happens to him..!
Nightingale: Sure. -Hands out tickets-
Merc: Plane tickets toooo..
Embalmer: ...Vegas.
Prospecc: Oh.. Oh yes..! My time has come!! I am the gambling king!!!
Seer: Boy trip to Vegas!!
Joseph: Vegas..?
Ripper: Naib, be careful with the Alcohol.
Joseph: Yeah! Dont go around living some bromance benefit thing with Aesop!
Merc: Wheezes, I'll remeber that.
Nightingale: Now get out.

-Boys waves goodbye and quickly leaves to reach the taxi-

Ripper: ....So. what do we do?
Joseph: ....How can we possibly get along?
Ripper: Let's..  cook.
Joseph: Why.
Ripper: We get along then.
Joseph: Fine.

-Faster room-

Priestess: -Feeding Spero- They're do lucky they get to Visit the Outside world, I havnet been there in a while..~ I hope they bring Souvenirs!
Feaster: -Chilling in his hammock drinking OJ- Who cares about the outside world.
Priestess: You dont want to visit it because of the trauma from being trapped underneath the Ocean?
Feaster: Pfft. I have no Trauma.
Priestess: allright then~ -Pets Spero and then lays down next to Feaster in the hammock-
Feaster: Hey wait..! That's my Hammock!
Priestess: I-.. I can't lay In it..?
Feaster: Only if you bring more OJ.
Priestess: Of course lord Hastur! -Runs to Kitchen to get OJ-
Feaster: Hmm. I miss Eli already.
Owl: -Sits on hasturs Shoulder-
Feaster: You do too, hm?
Priestess: -Comes running back to room with OJ- here you go lord Hastur!
Feaster: -Takes OJ and slurps it-
Ptiestess: Hey, Lets have a custom mode later!
Feaster: ...Sure.

-outside-

Prospecc: Theres the Taxi!
Merc: Shotgun.
Seer: damn it.
Acrobat: -Enters backseat-
Taxi driver: ...heeey! I rember you! You're the gay person with the Tall guy who had never seen a Taxi before!
Embalmer: Poor guy. He has been a Witness to Jack.
Merc: Yeah.. that's me allright.
Seer: Hah! Gay guy!
Merc: Shut up! Everyone in this car is gay!! Including you!! -Points at Taxi driver-
Embalmer: -Wheezes-
Taxi driver: w- what?
Merc: Okay maybe not but everyone else is! I have the tall guy! The guy in pink there is dating the crazy dude sitting next to him, the guy in white is dating an old man and the guy with the scarf there is dating an Octopus god!!!
Embalmer: Now you're providing a little too much information here.
Taxi dude: Octopus God..? L-.. lord hastur?
Seer: Great. He's an Octo. Now we're screwed.
Taxi dude: You're Eli Clark!? So everything in the Fionascrolls are true?!
Seer: Naib!
Merc: Hey! Just het is to the airport already!!
Taxi driver: -Starts driving- i have si many questions!
Seer: Hey, listen. Im not the Octo prophet. Fiona is. Im the Snoik prophe-
Taxi driver: -Hardcore pushes the breaks- ....Snoik..? Snoik?! Are you crazy?!
Seer: Huh.. what i do..?
Embalmer: Hey. We have a plane we need to catch.
Taxi driver: -Keeps driving- Y-yeah.. sorry..
Seer: Hey! What was that all about?!
Taxi driver: -Gives seer Newspaper-
Seer: .....Huh..? ..W-.. world war 3..?
Merc: What?! Theres a world war and we didnt know about it?!
Seer: S... SNOIKS AND THE OCTOS ARE AT WAR?!
Taxi driver: ...You're not going to kill me, are you..?
Seer: No! Snoiks and Octos should be friends! Not having a war!!
Taxi driver: After the latest Fionadcroll came out the war started..
Seer: What! What was written that Caused the war?!
Taxi dude: ...That Lord Hasturs friend was eaten by Lady Yidhra.
Seer: ...Oh god. No! That dosent mean a war has to start!! Listen! I'm lord Hasturs Boyfriend and I'm lady yidhras Profet! If snoiks and octos were supposed to hate eachother, me and lord hastur wouldn't have been a thing!!
Taxi dude: Yeah I get that but dont tell me..! Tell the people in war..!
Merc: -Sighs- Hmm.. Wait! Lets join the war!!
Seer: No!! We are not going to war!! We need to make peace!!
Acrobat: ....Can we at least do that after we have been in Vegas..?
Embalmer: I. Just. Want. Alcohol. And. Money!
Prospecc: You're the last person I thought I hear that from.
Taxi dude: -Stops at Airport- Where are you going?
Seer: Vegas!
Taxi dude: Right..  Thats good. Vegas is a City full of Snoiks. If you're lady Yidhras Profet, maybe you can talk with them.
Seer: Really..?! That's good.
Merc: How much do we owe you?
Taxi dude: I'll let you go free, anything for Lord Hasturs Boyfriend..! -Drives off-
Acribat: Wow. That's nice!
Prospecc: However, seems like this trip has become a Nightmare for Eli.
Merc: What do you mean.
Embalmer: Cause now he gonna spend the whole trip worrying about the war.
Seer: Let's just get to Vegas. I need some drinks..

-waitinglobby at manor-

Priestess: Wohoo~
Doc: Why were I dragged to an 8vs2 match.
Minds eye: This were really unexpected.
Cord: Please be ripper so I can shoot him.
Feaster: Nope.
Mad eyes: Damn brats!
Cord: ...we are up against the feaster and Mad eyes...?
Enchantress: Its been a while tho.
Cowboy: Why were I dragged Into this, I were having a great nap.
Postman: ........
Cowboy: Who the fuck are you.
Priestess: Theres a new guy here..?!
Barmaid: How did this happen?
Perfumer: Hey! What's your name and how did you get here!?
Postman: Uh..! I'm Victor and I were on my way to meet Nightingale but.. I suddenly teleported here once I entered the door..!
Priestess: So he was a new survivor anyway! Exciting!
Postman: This is a match..?! Alredy..?!

-Match starts-

Perfumer: -Runs around-
Postman: Uh..? Lakeside Village..? Allright, allright.. um.  Rules..? Decode and..
Perfumer: You're clearly stressed out! Follow me! -Grabs Victors hand and pulls him to a cipher to decode- Hit the calibrations or the hunters knows where you are. Allright? I'm Vera, My Alias is Perfumer! I assume you dont know how to play because nightingale didnt tell you about the rules.
Postman: I just know to not get caught and to use my ability to help out..?
Perumer: Great. We need to finish 7 of these! This is an 8 vs 2 match so if you get enought points, you can borrow someone elses ability on the phone over there!
Postman: Got it..! -Sends Petter with Increased decoding speed to Vera-
Perfumer: Woah! A dog!
Postman: i gave you an extra boost..!
Perfumer: I see! A support character then!

Priestess: Hahaha~ You can't catch me Lord Hastur!~ -Uses portal-
Feaster: -Sighs and Teleports to other side of map-
Piestess: Hehe~ -Climbs on phone and buys a Syringe- Just in case..~ Huh.. I cant pick it up. Why!
Doc: I guess because at the moment, you posess your portals AND Elis owl.
Priestess: Huh? Spero? I dont know how to use spero!
Doc: Eli hasn't trained It yet.
Priestess: So i cant use spero at all?! -Sighs-

Mad eyes: Little brat!! -Tries to hit Patricia-
Enchantress: -Uses skull- I think your days as Hunter is over grandpa.
Mad eyes: -Grabs heart- Hnngh! Is this it?! An heart attack?! Am I finally dying!? Oh. Damn it it's over. Get back here brat!!
Priestess: ....Well he seems to be enjoying himself.
Pefumer: -Comes running with victor- what's happening?
Doc: Well Patricia almost killed mad eyes, and then he got disappointed for surviving.
Postman: Wow. -Sends Speed boost to Patricia- 
Priestess: I like your dog! It's cute!
Postman: Heh.. Thanks.

-Airplane-

Merc: Lets see..  we have one triple seat and one double seat.
Prospecc: -Snatches the double seat tickets and goes to seat with Mike-
Merc: ...guess that solves that problem.
Seer: -Takes the window seat-
Embalmer: -Takes the middle seat-
Merc: ...And I guess I take the last seat, huh?! -Sits down-
Embalmer: -Nervously grabs Elis hand during Takeoff-
Seer: You're scared of Airplanes?
Embalmer: No.
Seer: ...okay.
Merc: My ears Hurts. -Turns to look at Mike and Norton- ....
Prospecc and acrobat: -already sleeping-
Merc: -Sighs loudly-
Seer: Great! We are up!
Embalmer: Alright. I'm going to sleep. -Leans over table and sleeps immediately-
Merc: ... Hey Eli. What's up.
Seer: ....the clouds.
Merc: Lies. We are above cloud level.
Seer: ....that was a bad one.
Merc: -Snorts-
Stewardess: Hello, Do you want anything to drink?
Merc: Some tea please.
Seer: Coffee.
Stewardess: -Gives them tea and Coffee-
Merc: -Sips tea- Wanna play cards?
Seer: Sure. But Aesop is sleeping between us though.
Merc: We'll just use his back as playing table.
Seer: -Shrugs- Allright.