-Inside cabin-
Ripper: We caught dinner!
Joseph: We can eat him, right? -pokes sheep-
Prisoner: You actually killed the sheep.
Ripper: Dont worry, there were lots of them! We only took one.
Merc: Well, We caught Dinner too!
Seer: -Holds up bucket with fish and Hastur-
Joseph: Pffft..!! It looks like Haatur!
Seer: Wait, Hastur isn't with you?
Prospecc: -Hiding octopus in pocket- Dont worry! Hastur is with me and Mike..!
Acrobat: ..Yeah.. um.. Me and Norton will take the bedroom on the first floor!
Ripper: Wait! Where do we sleep?!
Acrobat: Right..! Uh.. Victor and Fan takes the king size bed on seccond floor, Jack, Joseph, Naib and Aesop, You take the room with two kingsize beds and Eli, Hastur, Andrew and Luka will take the Room with a kingsize bed and a Bunk bed! -Runs into bedroom-
Joseph: Ew, I gotta share a room with Jack?
Merc: Aesop! We're roomies!
Embalmer: Wohoo!
Prisoner: I want the top bunk bed.
GK: Fine.
Ripper: Me and Joseph will take care of the Dinner. Give us that fish.
Merc: Fine. I'll go take a nap until its dinner.
Embalmer: Me too.
Joseph: -Grabs fish and Slaughters it- are we gonna fry it?
Ripper: Sure.
Feaster: -Tries to get away again-
Joseph: Hey! Octopus is trying to escape.
Ripper just throw him into the pan!
Feaster: -Strangles Joseph-
Joseph: Aargh!! Help!!
Ripper: What?! Yes! Go Octopus! Kill him!!
Feaster: -Lets go of Joseph and Runs away into Norton and Mikes room-
Joseph: -Exhales- You bitch! You wanted that thing to kill me!
Ripper: Pfft. I were joking.
Joseph: -Walks into Mike and Nortons room- Hey! Wheres the octopus!
Prospecc: uh.. we dont know! Leave!
Joseph: But I need to cook it alive or else-
Prospecc: LEAVE
Joseph: Fine!! -Shuts door-
Feaster: -Turns back to Normal form- Jerk tried to cook me.
Prospecc: But.. if you're Hastur, then who is this? -Holds out ocotopus-
Feaster: Just some random guy. Here, let me have him.
Prospecc: -Gives Hastur the octopus-
Feaster: Thank you. -Leaves room-
Joseph: Hastur! Give me that Octopus!
Feaster: No.
Joseph: But we're going to cook him!
Feaster: No! He's one of my kind! I'm releasing him!
Ripper: -Wheezes-
Feaster: -Walks outside and on to the doc- Sorry little guy. I know its terrifying to almost get killed by iditos like Jack and Joseph. You're free now. -Releases Octopus into ocean-
Octopus: -Clings on to Hastur-
Feaster: ...Yeah yeah. I like you too, but if you come with me back inside, they're gonna try to eat you.
Octopus: -Makes Blubby Noises-
Feaster: Oh.. that's nice of you.. but uuuh.. I should really go back inside no-
Octopus: -Makes a Love poem to Hastur in Blubby language-
Feaster: ..uh. I'm flattered. But I am kinda dat-
Octopus: -Spits out ring and holds it up to Hastur-
Feaster: That's.. oh god. I cant marry you but I need that ring.
Octopus: -Agressive blubby noises and Hides ring again-
Feaster: Okay that's it. -Forcefully takes ring from octopus and Yeets him back into the lake- Snakkes. -Turns around and sees Eli-
Seer: ...Pffft.
Feaster: uh...
Seer: That was hilarious.
Feaster: this stays between us.
Seer: You should give that Octopus his ring back.
Feaster: Its not his. Its Mikes. He stole it.
Seer: Oh, Mean octopus.
Ripper: Dinner is Ready!
Joseph: Dumb Octopus..
Acrobat: -Enters Kitchen with Norton- nice of you to make dinner.
Feaster: Mike! Look! -Gives Mike ring-
Acrobat: My ring! Thank you so much Hastur! I appreciate this alot!!
Feaster: No worries. Turns out that the octopus had it all along.
Joseph: -Stabs table with Kitchen knife-
Embalmer: Stop being mad at that Octopus.
Postman: Dinner!~
Prisoner: -Eats Sheep- Hmmph, This is good.
Merc: -Rubs eyes- Its so late. We should all go sleep after dinner..
Postman: Actally..
Embalmer: What?
Postman: The bathroom has a bathtub. I were thinking about taking a bath before I go to sleep.
Prisoner: Allright, But be careful so the lake monster wont get you..~
Postman: ...T.. The what?
Prisoner: -Steps up on the table- He Is evil and will pull you down under water!
Postman: ...Huh..?
Embalmer: Pfft. He is obviously lying, there is no such thing as the lake monster!
Postman: Oh.. it was a lie.. heh..
Merc: Thanks for the food! -Takes plate off table and walks up to Bedroom-
Ripper: Wait for me Naib! -Follows-
Joseph: Allright. You should all get some sleep. Victor, dont stay up too late, allright?
Postman: A-.. Allright..
-everyone goes to their rooms except Victor-
Postman: Fan..! Wait..!
Fan: Something wrong?
Postman: Uh, no.. can you come with me.. to the bathroom?
Fan: Sure, why? Dont tell me you're scared of what that prisoner said?
Postman: ....
Fan: ..Dont worry. I wont let any lake monster get you.
Ripper: -Lays down in bed- Hey Naib~
Merc: Jack. I'm very tired. -Cuddles up Next to Jack-
Ripper: Of course~ and since it's so cold in this room, I will do a much better job at holding you warm then Joseph~
Joseph: Shut up! Are you cold Aesop?
Embalmer: No, I'm fine.
Joseph: Good, Good..~
Merc: Aesop, Let's chill in the Jacuzzi tomorrow, huh?
Embalmer: Sure.
Ripper: ...Can I join?
Merc: Sure.
Joseph: I'm coming too.
Embalmer: Sure.
Prospecc: Are you happy with your new Cabin?
Acrobat: Yeah! But I'm mostly happy about getting my ring back!
Prospecc: -Smiles and Kisses Mike- You know, why dont we celebrate your new Cabin? And you retrieving your ring?~
Acrobat: -Laughs- Sure..!~
Postman: See Fan! It's a Nice bath tub!
Fan: Yeah. Do you want me to wait outside?
Postman: No!! What If you get taken by the Lake monster?!
Fan: You want me to be here..? While you take a Bath..?
Postman: ...yeah. if fact, why dont you take a bath with me..?
Fan: -Nods- Sure.
Postman: -Undresses and Goes into bathtub- Come on Fan!
Fan: ....-Blushes and Undresses as well joining Victor in the bath- ....
Postman: -Hugs Fan- See..! It wasn't so bad, right?
Fan: Woah..! No, I guess.. -Wraps arms around Victor and Closes eyes- Its actually kind of relaxing... I hate water tho.. but since you're here, it's fine..
Postman: -Smiles and relaxes hugging Fan-
*Silence-
Fan: ...Oh no.
Postman: What?
Fan: ...Nothing.
Postman: No, what? I want to know..!
Fan: Well.. do you.. hear something..?
Postman: -Silent and tries to Listen- .....?
*knirk knirk knirk*
Postman: ...?! LAKE MONSTER?!
Fan: No it's not the lake monster!!
Postman: Then what..?!
Fan: -Sighs- This comes from the floor above us.
Postman: ...yeah?
Fan: think about it. What room is directly above us?
Postman: Mike and Nortons room..? ....oh... OH!!
Fan: Shhh!! We dont want them to know we can hear them!! It will be an awkward atmosphere between us the rest of our lives..!
Postman: Okay.. I'm quiet.. I just have to pretend I cant hear anything, right..?
Fan: -Nods-
"Dude, I'm coming"
Postman: AAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Fan: Victor!! Shhh!!!!
Postman: -panicks-
Fan: Oh boy..
Postman: Fan! Who said that! Mike or Norton..!?
Fan: why is it important...?!
Postman: I need to know..!
Fan: Have you ever heard Mike use the word Dude..?!
Postman: I dont know..! Maybe once or twice..!?
Fan: Shhh!!!!
Prisoner: .....hey. Andrew.
GK: What.
Prisoner: Can you sleep?
GK: Does it look like I can..?
Prisoner: Same.
GK: How is Eli able to sleep with Hasturs snoring...
Prisoner: The snoring is what bothers you..?
GK: ..yeah? Isnt that what's keeping you awake as well?
Prisoner: I'm not sure If it's the Humping from the room underneath us or the Double humping from Naib and Aesops room but I know it's one of them.
GK: What. Humping? -Silent-
Prisoner: Do you hear it?
GK: Aesop! What a shame!! -Rushes out of bed and into Naib and Aesops room-
Ripper: Take that!! -Slaps Joseph hard with pillow so Joseph gets smacked against the wall-
Joseph: Dumb bed bug! Get out of my way!! -Slaps Jack back with Pillow-
Merc: Jack!! I want to sleep!
Embalmer: Zzzzz..
Ripper: dont worry Naib! I'll beat joseph!!
GK: -Slowly closes door- ....
Prisoner: -Wheezes-
GK: That wasn't Double humping! They're just fighting..!
Prisoner: Pfft. Obviously. Hahaha..~ -Goes to sleep-
GK: Tch...
Postman: -Slowly enters the main entrance- okay.. we just have to.. quietly pass their room and go up the stairs..
Fan: What are you so stressed out about.
Postman: Oh.. you're right.. I shouldn't worry about anything anymore!
"Here, Let me give you a treat..~"
Postman: NOOOOOOO
Fan: -Quickly covers Victors mouth and runs upstairs-
Postman: -Cries in Innocent-
Fan: You need to learn how to control your emotions.
Postman: -Nods-
Fan: Dont mention any of this for Mike and Norton tomorrow, allright?
Postman: -Nods-
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