Merc: ....
Ripper: .....Please.
Merc: -Nods- Yes.. Of course.. I would love to..!
Ripper: Really?!
Merc: -Tackle Hugs Ripper and Gives him Smoochie- Of course.!!
Ripper: -Happy Jacc-
-At boat-
Seer: Oh my god, Ripper just proposed to Naib.
Hastur: So he did it huh?
Joseph: What? The coward actually went throught with it?
Seer: -Makes Ibis Return to him-
Embalmer: Was that the Dare you gave him Feaster..?
Seer: -Ghasps- No please.. Hastur, Please dont tell me this is fake.. it's going to Shatter Naibs Sensetive heart..
Embalmer: .... -Quickly grabs Josephs sword and points it at Feaster- What have you done..
Feaster: w-.. what..?
Jospeh: Hey..! Aesop..! It's okay..! -Tries to get his sword back-
Prospecc: Luchino, Emily, Robbie.. let's go, this will get dramatic..
Reptilian: -Grabs Axe boi, Emily and Norton and Jumps away-
Wu chang: They forgot about me..
Embalmer: Joseph..!! You're all playing with Naibs Heart!! Do you know how much Suffering he already have been through?!
Seer: Unbelievable...
Feaster: Hey..! It's not Fake..!
Joseph: Yeah. Jack have been planning to Propose to Mercenary for a long time, the only thing that stopped him were his cowardy fear of being rejected!
Embalmer: -Lets go of sword- ...so this- is real..? Naib and Ripper are Engaged..?
Wu chang: Yes. I'm going over to the girls Shack. -Leaves-
Feaster: I were tired of Having Jack complaing about how theres never 'the right time' to propose so I threatened him by saying he had to do it today. Or else I wouldn't come to the Wedding.
Seer: You are a Genious.
Feaster: I cant tell if you're being serious.
Embalmer: ...I'm happy for Naib then. He deserves being happy.
Joseph: Yeah. Cant really say the same about Jack.
Ripper and Merc: -Comes back while Ripper Carries Naib-
Joseph: Quick..! Pretend we are still playing..! Or plan isn't over yet..!
Emablmer: ..What?
Joseph: Dont worry this is going to be good..! Hastur, Truth or dare..!
Feaster: Dare.
Ripper: Hey, we're back!
Joseph: I dare you to jump out in the ocean.
Feaster: Why.
Joseph: Because I want to see Baby octopus.
Ripper: -Starts Wheezing while putting Naib down-
Merc: -Walks to Aesop and Eli while grinning holding up his hand to show the ring-
Embalmer: -Smiles- Congratulations Naib. We are truly happy for you.
Seer: -Hugs Naib and kisses his cheeks- Me and Aesop love you so much!!
Embalmer: Oh boy here comes Lovable..
Seer: I need to congratulate Ripper too!! -Tackles Jack-
Ripper: What? Seer?
Seer: -Hugs Jack and Kisses his cheeks as well- I'm so Proud of you!! Congratulations I love you all so very much..!
Ripper: Eegh..! Gross, Hastur, take your Boy...!
Feaster: -Takes seer- Come Eli, We must go to the beach to become Baby octopus.
Seer: I love Octopus! -Clings to Feaster-
Feaster: If I turn into Octopus I wont change again before midnight..
Joseph: Hurry up!
Feaster: -Jumps out in Water-
Ripper: He disappeared!!
Seer: ...Hastur?
Ripper: Did we Kill Hastur?
Seer: -Bends down with the water and picks up Tiny Octopus- Hastur!!~ awe you're so cute!
Ripper: -Wheezes again- HAH!! HAHA! I CAN'T!!
Joseph: If we're lucky, Jack will now Die from Laughter.
Feaster: ....Shut up.. Go back to the boat..
Seer: -Carries Feaster back to Boat while others follow-
Ripper: To bad Wu chang cant see this..! HAHH!!
Feaster: I'm Next. Ripper, Truth or dare..
Ripper: Truth.
Joseph: Pussy.
Ripper: Fine! Dare!!
Feaster: -Highfives/tentacles Joseph- You have to wear a wedding dress on your wedding.
Ripper: ....Truth.
Joseph: You cant Change!!
Ripper: My wedding is Personal! I decide what I want to wear!
Joseph: Are you Chicken? Pft.. And here I thought you were the strongest Hunter..~
Ripper: I AM the strongest! Fine!! Naib! I'm wearing a Dress.. -Growls a Little-
Merc: -Sighs and Shakes his head- Do as you wish.
Embalmer: Wow.. I mean.. Ripper as the Bride.
Seer: -Petting Octo feaster- You are so Cute..! I just want to eat you up!!
Feaster: ...Right now I'm so tiny that if you swallow me I might actually die in your stomach acid...
Seer: -Ghasp- Oh no!! I didn't mean that! I would never kill you Hastur..!! -Gives Feaster lots of Kissies-
Joseph: Then its decided.
Ripper: -Looks at Naib and then smirks Winking at him- Hey Naib..~ Truth or Dare?
Naib: Truth.
Ripper: Do you want Children?
Merc: I guess. But we are dudes so it dont work that Way Jack.
Ripper: We'll figure out of it. Now you ask someone. -Winks again and nods in the direction of Joseph-
Merc: Joseph, Truth or dare.
Joseph: Dare. I'm not a Coward like Jack.
Ripper: -Snorts-
Merc: You have to Be Jack's Maid of Honor.
Joseph: Oh my god..
Ripper: Yes!! If I have to wear a dress then you as well!!
Joseph: You two set me up for this!
Merc: -Laughs-
Feaster: I guess I'll be a Bridesmaid then.
Ripper: Huh? You're doing that without a dare?
Feaster: Of course. If Joseph is Maid of Honor, That means he will have a Day out with Jack and the Bridesmaids, right? I dont want to miss out on that.
Joseph: I must agree.. i would have done the same. But I could have at least been best man!
Merc: Nope. If Ripper is Bride, you're maid of Honor.
Joseph: Tch..
Merc: -Leans on Aesops sholder- ....You.
Embalmer: What?
Merc: You'll be my Bestman. And you'll be in Charge of the Stag party.
Embalmer: R-.. really? Why me?
Merc: Because.. You have always been there for me Aesop! Through good and bad times you have protected and cared about me! Even tho you're a little scary.. but I still feel safe with you!
Embalmer: ...Thanks Naib.
Seer: Can I be one of the Groomsmen?
Merc: Of course Eli! I want Norton to be one of my Groomsmen as well!
-In some Random corner of Lakeside Village-
Prospecc: Dont worry Emily..! We might have been Kidnapped by the evil Lizzard, But I will protect you from the Toxins!!
Doc: Its okay Norton, I know about you and Reptilian being friends.
Prospecc: Huh..? Oh I see. How did you figure out?
Doc: I see how you two whisper and giggle together. No way you're actually scared of him.
Prospecc: Oh.. Please dont tell anyone.
Doc: Why, are you scared of Vera?
Prospecc: N-no..!
Reptile: Who is Vera?
Prospecc: The perfumer.
Doc: She is Nortons Ladyfriend.
Prospecc: Shes not..! Or, she is my Friend but not my Girlfriend!
Doc: She is really bossy over Norton.
Reptile: Yeah, I get the picture.
Axe boy: -Climbs on Prodpecc- Nortooon..! Give me some Snickers..!!
Prospecc: Here you go Robbie.
Axe boy: -Eats snicker-
Doc: ...Hold up.. did He call you Norton..? And you called him Robbie..?
Prospecc: Huh? Yeah I guess. Robbie ain't that bad. He's just a kid who needs some love and Attention.
Axe boy: Ew Love!
Prospecc: we spent a lot of time together so I guess its allright to call eachother by our Names now.
Axe kid: You're still a stupid Magnet Man!!
Prospecc: And you're a Demon child.
Axe kid: Hey..!!
Reptile: -Laughs- Heh.. It's been a While since we could talk like this.
Prospecc: Yeah..
Doc: ...-Grabs Luchinos Legs-
Reptile: Woah there..! Ehat are you doing?
Doc: Woah.. you have some really strong Leg muscles..! Is that how you can jump so high?
Reptile: Huh..? Yeah I guess?
Doc: -Grabs his Tail-
Reptile: Eek!! N-no! -Pulls his tail back- Not my tail please..!
Doc: Is your tail really sensetive or something?
Reptile: A little.
Doc: -Quickly grabs his tongue- Woow.. this thing is long.. Why do you alwas have to stick it out?
Reptile: Mnnph!? W-vet gwo..!
Doc: -Lets go of his tongue-
Reptile: Jeez..! I breath with it so it has to be exposed to oxygen quite often.
Doc: I see.. -Takes notes-
Prospecc: Emily is researching doctors. After hunters and survivors became friends, she wants to be able to help hunters if something happens to them.
Reptile: Oh. I see, that's really nice of her.
Doc: You hunters have a little different bodys then we do, So I'm just collecting as much information as possible. For example, I know that I will never be able to find a Blood donor for the Feaster. And that Xie and Fan could be eachothers kidney donors if needed.
Reptile: Rest in piece Hastur I see.
Doc: Well yeah, We should just avoid Surgeries and it should be fine. Or.. maybe I have an idea..
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