Its happening?! ...PINEAPPLES

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This Chapter is not for little kids who should be in bed by now! ....tbh, none of these chapters are so Enjoy the gay-

-At phantom castle-

Joseph: Okay. Jack and Naib are probably preparing to do it right now!! But we have to beat them!!
Embalmer: Is that the only reason you want to do this..?
Joseph: Of course not, Its also because I'm tired of failing, I have the right to fuck my boyfriend..!
Embalmer: ......Allright, I accept it.
Joseph: But first we have to do something about Robbie. And everyone else who can cockblock us.
Embalmer: ...Match.
Joseph: What?
Embalmer: A match..! 8vs2!
Joseph: Yeah! If they're playing a match, they cant come In!
Embalmer: Go sign up everyone who can get in our way!
Joseph: -Runs out to Main room of Phantom castle and grabs the 8v2 sheets-
Geisha: Joseph, you cant play 8 vs 2.
Jossph: I know that..! But you can! -Signs Geisha up with Axe boy-
Geisha: Why.
Joseph: Do me a favor. Make the match last as long as possible.
Geisha: ...okay.
Joseph: Survivors..? Let's see.. Right now the seer, the Acrobat and the prospector is here so they're definetly going.. okay.. -Signs up Seer, Prospecc, Acrobat, Foward, Enchantress, Thief, Wildling and Cowboy-
Geisha: Why those guys?
Joseph: I got rid of the people in Phantom castle and I took kiters and bad decoders.
Geisha: I see. Well wish me luck then. -Stands up-
Joseph: ...Good luck. -Starts the math and Geisha Teleports away to Waiting scene together with Axe boy and the survivors-
Finally.. We dont have much time..!! -Runs back to his room-
Embalmer: Did you start the 8v2 match?
Joseph: Yeah..! Clothes off and Quick..!
Embalmer: You too..!!
Joseph: Check the time..!
Embalmer: Why?
Joseph: Just do it..!
Embalmer: 2:12 Am..!
Joseph: Great! -Rips off Clothes-
Embalmer: -Undresses slowly and peacefully- Take your time Joseph.
Joseph: -Relaxes and Wait for Aesop-
Embalmer: I want you to calm down first.
Joseph: -Realizes how Pushy he is and Nods taking a few deep breaths- Okay... I'm calm.
Embalmer: ...Okay. if we get cockblocked this time, then there might be no hope..
Joseph: ...I belive in us. -Hugs Aesop-
Embalmer: -Exhales and Hugs back- Get the covers..
Joseph: -Pulls Covers over them-
Embalmer: -Relaxes and Pulls off his boxers throwing them on the floor-
Joseph: -Pulls of Boxers as well- Okay.. This should be it..! Are you ready?
Embalmer: Yeah.. go..!
Joseph: okay... 1... 2... WAIT!
Embalmer: WHAT?!
Joseph: Check the time again!
Embalmer: Why?! Its 2:17 Am!
Joseph: Good..! Okay now..!
Embalmer: Jeez you scared me..
Joseph: Sorry..~ -Strokes Aesops Cheek-
Embalmer: Okay.. I'm ready now.. Do it before someone walks in..!
Joseph: Okay.. Now..!

-Meanwhile in Wu changs room-

Xie: Hey Fan, Do you miss Jack?
Fan: No, he were a Jerk
Xie: Heh, thought so~
Fan: But he is out best friend afterall.
Xie: Yeeah.
Joseph: YES!! IM IN!! I DID IT!!!
Embalmer: SHUT UP SOMEONE WILL HEAR US!!
Xie: .....
Fan: .....Should we go in and Cockblock them? They are being loud.
Xie: ...Nah. let them have their Victory. Then we can make them desperate and cockblock them the next time they try.
Fan: I like your Thinking.
Xie: Thanks.

-Back in Josephs room-

Joseph: Does it hurt? Can I move? We forgot condom!!
Embalmer: C- Calm down.! Its okay, You can move..!
Joseph: -Nods and starts thrusting while Smirking happily-
Embalmer: D..Dont smirk at me like that, its Creepy..!.
Joseph: Are we being Cockblocked?~
Embalmer: No.. Move faster.. Doing it slow feels more painful..!
Joseph: Ah..! Sorry..! -Thrusts faster while being paranoid Throwing looks at the door a couple of times- Hehehe I beat you Jack..~

-A few moments ago In Tokyo-

Ripper: -Quickly unlocks Hotel room door and goes in laying Naib down on the bed-
Merc: Calm down Jack, it's fine..~
Ripper: Right..! -Climbs over Naib and flips His Yukata-
Merc: Aah!! Be more gentle! You cant just flip my Yukata like that!
Ripper: -Smiles and then Gently Pulls Naibs Yukata off- Better?~
Merc: ...Yeah. I can undress myself you know..! -Removes boxers-
Ripper: -Chuckles and Undresses as well- We gonna beat you Joseph..!~ Let's see, right now its..2:17 am at home!
Merc: Dont talk about Joseph Now, Here it's only you and me!
Ripper: Right..~ Now let's Not get cockblocked!!
Merc: -Nods and waits for Ripper to start-
Ripper: -Grabs Naibs Hips and smirks- Say Pineapple if it hurts!~ -Quickly Thrusts his dicc into Naib-
Merc: Pinapples? Why pin-AAAAA PINEAPPLE!! PINAPPLE!! JACK SLOWER!!!
Ripper: Hehehe..~ Pinapple is a Funny word~ -Thrusts slower-
Merc: You cant start off so Fast..! Owie..!
Ripper: Sorry, I got a Litte Excited..~
Merc: We are not using Any lube so it hurts if you rush it!
Ripper: -Kissed and Makes out with Naib to make him relax-
Merc: -Calms down and kisses back- Okay.. You can go faster now.. ~

-Back at phantom Castle-
Axe boy: -Panting being exhausted- Hey Michiko! It fealt like you barely did any work at all!!
Geisha: Oh really? I were working really hard trying to get away from that Cowboy.
Axe boy: why didn't you just Hit him?!
Geisha: I didn't want to stain my Weapon. I recently cleaned it.
Axe boy: Grrr..! I'm going over to Nortons Place..! But first I'm going to scold at Uncle Joseph for signing me up in 8v2 Without a Warning!
Geisha: Let me just get my Earmuffs first so I cant hear any screaming.
Axe boy: -Runs into Josephs Room- UNCLE JOSEPH!!
Joseph: AAAAAA
Embalmer: AAAAAAA
Axe boy: AAAAAAAAAAAA
Wu chang from his own room: Hehehehe..~ Classic.~
Axe boy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?! WHERES YOUR PANTS?! WHERES YOUR WIENER?!
Joseph: -Quickly Pulls out and Covers himself- ROBBIE GET OUT!!
Axe boy: WHY DID YOU SIGN ME UP IN 8V2
Joseph: I NEEDED SOME PRIVACY TODAY!!
Axe boy: TOO BAD!! -Slams door shut- I cant believe those two..! Oh right..! Mike and Norton..!

-At Manor-

Seer: -Pushes Mike and Norton into his room- Finally alone and nobody to cockblock, huh..?
Acrobat: Eli, I'm sure that if we talk it out everything will be fine..! Allright? L-lets talk about this..!
Seer: Eli, I know you're probably confused and you just Miss Naib and Aesop, but that does not mean you can take out your anger on us, o-okay..?
Seer: -Quickly pins them down- Tch..! Let's see. Why dont we get to know eachother a little better first?~ I know..~ Mike Looks like a Bottom so.. Mike will be Top.
Acrobat: I-.. What?!
Prospecc: ....PANTS!!
Acrobat: PANTS!!
Prospecc: PANTS!!
Acrobat: PANTS!!!
Seer: -Slaps Tf out of both- SHUT UP!! Listen! I see everything and I know everything!! Draw any attention and I will use it against you! NOW KISS!!!!
Prospecc: I.. I'm sorry..! -Qickly Kisses Mike-
Axe boy: -Kicks the door Open- Hey guys!
Acrobat: -Blushing while Panicking a little-
Propecc: ..Hey Robbie..! Pants!!
Axe boy: PANTS?!! -Grabs Seer and Pushes him away- STOP REMOVING PEOPLES PANTS!!!
Seer: Dumb Hunters..!
Prosepcc: Let's make a run for it! -Runs out of room-
Acrobat: -Quicky gets up and Follows Norton- S- See you later Eli..!
Axe boy: -Lets go of Eli and Follows them-  Wait for me..!!

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