-Leos memory-
Merc: Woooh!! -Slides down roof-
Seer: -Makes snowangels- You're right, this is pretty fun
Embalmer: -Throws Snowball at Wu chang and wheezes- Hahah! Loser!
Wu chang: You're a loser! -Splits so Both Fan and Xie can be Out-
Fan: Ever played two against one..?
Xie: GET HIM! -Throws Snowballs at Aesop-
Fan: -Also Throws snowballs at Aesop-
Embalmer: Ah! Unfair! Unfair! Naib! Eli!
Merc: -Yeets Snowballs at Fan and Xie-
Seer: -Gets up- Three against two let's go! -Throws snowballs as well-
Ripper: Well! Well!! WELL!!! Ehats going on here?!
-Everyone stops-
Embalmer: ...Hey Naib. Look. Its Victor the postman.
Merc: That's Victor the Postman?
Seer: He looks like a Victor the Postman allright.
Postman: Y- You can just call me Victor the Postman you know.
Merc: Okay. Thanks Victor the postman.
Embalmer: Nice to.meet you Victor the postman, I'm... Aesop the Embalmer.
Merc: Im Naib the Mercenary.
Seer: uuh.. Eli the Seer? And this is.. Spero the Owl..?
Postman: ....Why are you all adding your Aliases After your name, Is that common here?
Merc: I don't know. What do YOU thing Jack the Ripper?
Ripper: ...This is weird.
Embalmer: I'm married to Joseph the Photographer over there so just back off from my man bitc-
Merc: WoAH! A little to far there Aesop.
Embalmer: Sorry. Looks like I lost my cool. -Does the sup Nod-
Merc: So.. you wann go mate? -Moves closer to Victor-
Postman: Uuuh...
Joseph: Should we stop them?
Ripper: Nah. We have something more important to take care of. I take Fan! You take Xie! Let's go!!! -Tackles Fan-
Joseph: Come at me Chungus! -Fights Xie-
Merc: Hey! Dont beat up Xie and Fan!
Ripper: They're Wienerboys!
Embalmer: Joseph! Honestly!
Photoboy: Tch.
Merc: Fan! Xie! Come with us to Eli and Feasters room! We gonna have a sleepover.
Fan: I'm taking a nap. -Returns to umbrella-
Xie: -Grabs Umbrella- Let's go.
Embalmer: -Blows Whistle to Palace of Silence-
Ripper: Can you belive them?!
Joseph: How dare he run away with our boys like that!
Postman: Wow. Intresting bunch.
-Eli and Hastur room-
Merc: -Sips Tea- Bro. That's so sad.
Embalmer: He's right. You have to ask her out.
Wu chang: I cant. I have tried but every time I try to ask her out, Someone else sees me and asks me to take them places.
Seer: Why dont we bring Emily here?
Wu chang: ....What.
Merc: Yeah! If we get her, Nobody will stop you from finding her!
Wu chang: I don't think that's a good I'd
Seer: Let's do it-
Merc: I'll to get her!
Wu chang: plese wai-
Merc: -Blows Whistle and Goes through Portal to Manor-
Seer: You can do it Xie!
Wu chang: I can't belive this is happening.
-Palace of Silence hall-
Doc: I see.. you get your own whistles to make portals between The palace of Silence and the Voice of the Manor.
Merc: Yeah!
Doc: Thjs is going to be hard..
Merc: What do you mean?
Doc: How am I supposed to get here for your Checkups?
Merc: Oh about that! Wait here!!
Doc: Okay.
Merc: -Runs into Eli and Hastur room- Chungs you're up!
Wu chang: What.
Merc: Emily is out there alone! Go talk with her!
Wu chang: .....-Walks outside-
Doc: Xie! How did you get here?
Wu chang: ...Naib, Aesop and Eli Invited me.
Doc: Ah! You have become friends with those guys! That's good.
Wu chang: ...Yeah.
Doc: .....
Wu chang: .....
Doc: ...So how have you been?
Wu chang: ...Okay. I think.
Doc: Great. How is Fan?
Wu chang: ...Okay. I think.
Doc: That's good.. I think.
Wu chang: The palace of Silence sure is Pretty..
Doc: Yeah! I wish I could come here and Do my checkups and then sit here in the hall and drink tea like Michiko does in phantom castle.
Wu chang: What's stopping you?
Doc: Oh, haha, the palace of Silence is only for couples.
Wu chang: ...What if uh..
Doc: What if?
Wu chang: What if we... Pretned! Yeah! Pretend we're a couple! Nightingale would give us a room, yes..?!
Fan inside Xies mind: You Idiot.
Doc: That's a great Idea Xie, But why do you want to be here?
Wu chang: ...I.. I want to be Close to Naib, Aesop and Eli. Yeah. Since they're my.. friends.. and all that..
Doc: Fair enough! Let's do it!
-Nightingale room-
Priestess: Yepp! We are dating now!!
Nightingale: ...Really..? You and....?
Guard 26: . . . . .
Priestess: Yeah! I love him so much!! -Hugs Guard 26-
Nightingale: Why. I have never seen you two together before.
Priestess: Yeah but I just happened to crash into Him At phantom castle and fell in love! Right Boom boom?
Guard 26: . . .
Nightingale: ...His name is Bonbon..
Priestess: ...Right! I nicknamed him Boom boom because of his little Bombs~ Hahaha aren't we cute together?
Nightingale: Fiona. Are you rea-
Priestess: Yes!! -Kisses Bonbon-
Guard 26: . . . . !? $%!#&*÷¥+£ /////////
Nightingale: Fine! I get it. I'll make you two a room! -Hands Fiona a Whistle and opens up Palace of Silence in Bonbons portals-
Priestess: Yay! Come Boom boom! -Leaves while Holding Bonbons Hand or wing or whatever he has-
Doc: -Enters Nightingales room with Wu chang- .....
Nightingale: Oh? I have waited for this day to come.
Doc: Huh? Oh, yeah! Me and Wu chang are dating now!
Nightingale: You're a lucky man Mister. Many people likes Emily.
Wu chang: ...Many..? Who..?!
Doc: Not relevant cause now it's you and me!
Wu chang: ...Yeah.
Nightingale: Want me to prepare a room for you two in Palace of silence?
Wu chang: Three..! My brother too..
Doc: Huh.. y-yeah.. we're in a.. poly relationship!
Nightingale: poly? I never expected that from you Emily
Doc: We're all full of surprises.
Nightingale: -Hands Emily a Whistle and Opens up Palace of Silence in Wu changs Portals- I'll prepare your room, Have fun.
Doc: -Leaves with Wu chang- Thanks!
Mad eyes: -Comes into Nightingales room- Miss!!
Nightingale: Oh boy.
Mad eyes: I need a woman!!
Nightingale: Burke. We have talked about this before. Aren't you a bit to old to be looking for a new relationship?
Mad eyes: Old?! I'm only 128!!
Nightingale: ...Yeah.. well..
Disciple: ...Miss Nightingale. I am Ann.. I have arrived..
Mad eyes: ...Woman! Who are you!?
Nightingale: Oh boy. Hey Ann, Welcome to Phantom castle.
Mad eyes: Hear me out! I need a female to make me some food! The Twinks only make food out of laughter and song and I despise that!!
Disciple: ..No.. -Pet cat-
Mad eyes: ...You have arat on your arm!
Disciple: -Whacks Mad eyes- Dont ever call my sweet cat for a Rat..
Nightingale: Burke. Leave.
Mad eyes: Hnng!? I'll be back lady!
-Eli and Hastur room-
Merc: Cheers for Wu chang!
Embalmer: Cheers!
Seer: Cheers!
-all three shots-
Priestess: -Enters room- Eli!!~
Seer: Fiona! How did you get here?
Priestess: Huh? Where is Lord Hastur?
Seer: He is outside hanging with Lady Yidhra, since they both are Cthulus friend, they decided to talk.
Priestess: I need to find him!!
Seer: You didn't answear my Question!
Priestess: Oh, I told Nightingale me and Guard 26 were dating so she could give me a room here! Then I can see lord Hastur whenever I want again!~
Seer: Oh boy.
Merc: Isn't that a little.. Mean twoards Guard 26?
Priestess: Nooo no, not at all! He's a robot! Robots dont have feelings you know~
Guard 26: -Enters room-
Priestess: Look! There he is!
Guard 26: -Holds out flowers to Fiona-
Priestess: Oh..? Are those for me..?
Embalmer: To me it looks like he dies have feelings.
Priestess: ...-Takes flowers and then smiles- Naaah. Impossible. He probably just gave me a Moving in gift!
Guard 26: . . . I . . . L o v e . . . Y o u . .
Priestess: ...Look at that.. it talks..
Emablmer: Aaaand it feels.
Merc: -Wheezes- Well he sure scored with a Pretty Lady!
Seer: Good luck Fiona.
Priestess: Yeah.. Boom Boom. Let's go. -Leaves-
Guard 26: -Follows Fiona-
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