This is Gay.

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-Phantom Castle-

Joseph: Did you lock the door?
Seer: Yes. Nobody can come in here now.
Feaster: What's the point of this.
Embalmer: We're just doing having fun. Maybe something Naib will be able to remember.
Merc: I appreciate that you all help me trying to get my Memory back.
Prospecc: I brought the Wine!
Ripper: Oh! I like wine!
Seer: Wine..? Didn't we drink Cider..?
Prospecc: Yes but I didn't find any. Nightingale weren't able to purchase new Cider because she used all her money on the trips to the Outside world.
Ripper: I thought nightingale were rich. -Sips wine-
Merc: -Takes a Sip of wine as well- apparently not..

Geisha: -Hiding in the Airduct peaking down at them together with Martha- I can see them..!
Cord: shh.. they're already drinking..
Geisha: get to the Bottle game..!
Cord: -Points at Aesop and Norton- Wait look.. they're talking about something in secret..
Geisha: Oooh..! This is Exciting..!

Prospecc: Who were number 5 again?
Embalmer: That was You.
Prospecc: Number 6..?
Embalmer: Jack.
Prospecc: ...got it.

Seer: Hey! Sit down in a Circle.
-Everyone sits down-
Prospecc: -Makes sure he sits next to Aesop-
Acrobat: Who starts?
Embalmer: ...Norton, do you want to start?
Prospecc: Sure.
Embalmer: -Holds up 4 fingers behind his back-
Prospecc: -Nods and spins bottle Having it land on Mike-

Geisha: ..What..? Did you see that..?!
Cord: See what.
Geisha: That Aesop gave the prospector some kind of Signal behind his back..! Just watch..!
Cord: ....?

Prospecc: -Kisses Mike- Luck, huh..?~
Acrobat: I guess, Hehe..~
Merc: Are we going Clockwise? I'll be next then. -Spins bottle-
Owl: -Tries to Flap wings to Manipulate the bottle to land on Eli-
Embalmer: -Shows 6 fingers behind his back-
Prospecc: -Makes bottle land on Jack-

Geisha: This is no fun if they manipulate the game like that!! What are they doing..?!
Cord: Wait.. This is the first Time Naib will Kiss Jack again after his memory loss..!
Geisha: -Ghasps- You're Right..! We have to watch..!

Ripper: -Quickly Blushes and looks up at Naib- I can kiss him? That's okay?
Embalmer: Well, He has to kiss you. If you kiss back then thats your Choise.
Ripper: -Nods and Looks at Naib-
Merc: ...I hope I'll remeber something from this.. -Crawls up to Jack and Kisses him Deeply-
Ripper: -Hugs Naib and Kisses back-

Geisha: This is so Romantic.
Cord: Can we go back to our rooms now..?
Geisha: Nooo..! They barely started..!

Merc: -Pulls away and Looks at Jack- .....
Ripper: ...Do you.. remeber anything..?
Merc: ....no..
Ripper: -Sighs- Well it were worth a Try.
Embalmer: Joseph, you're next. -Smirks-
Joseph: Piece of Cake. -Spins bottle-
Embalmer: -Chuckles and Holds up 6 fingers behind his Back again-
Prospecc: -makes bottle land on Jack-
Joseph: No fucking way.
Embalmer: Hehehe..~ Didn't you just say Piece of Cake?
Joseph: I thought it would land on you!!
Embalmer: theres no way telling what the bottle lands on you know..~ But I told you before we came that you wouldn't handle it.
Joseph: Tch..! I can handle it!
Embalmer: The prove it. Kiss Jack.
Ripper: No!
Joseph: Ew..!

Geisha: -Wheezes-

Joseph: ...This is stupid! Dont pretend like any of you would kiss someone else then the one you're dating in this room!
Embalmer: ...-Spins bottle and holds up 1 behind his back-
Prospecc: -Makes bottle Land on Naib-
Embalmer: ...Watch and Learn Coward. -Pulls Naib closer to him- Its been a while huh?
Merc: How would I know, heh..~
Embalmer: -Wraps his arms around Naib and Starts Making out with him-

Geisha: -Lowkey Squealing- Look at that! He just put Joseph in his Place..! Yes!! This is Beautiful!! This is truly Beautiful!!
Cord: shhhh!!

Joseph: ....
Ripper: ....
Prospecc: -Drinking Wine like this is Normal-
Acrobat: Woah!
Prospecc: give them a Few minutes. They'll stop when they run out of breath.
Seer: This happens every time.
Ripper: This is normal?!
Jossph: Okay Aesop I get it..! But Jack is different!
Seer: Theres no Use talking to him. Wait until they're finnished. -Drinks wine as well-
Joseph: Hmph.. Okay.. Now! -Quickly Tackles Jack-
Ripper: NO NO NO GET OFF ME OLD MAN!
Joseph: Shut up! I came here to prove to Aesop that I can handle anything!!
Ripper: Joseph! Think about it! My mouth is filled with me and you dont want that, right?!
Joseph: -Gags- Oh god.. You're right.. I cant handle it..!

-Airducts falls down and Geisha lands on top of Joseph Making him kiss Jack-

Ripper: -Pushes Both of them off him- AAAAA I HAVE BEEN KISSED MY A CORPSE
Joseph: -Sits in Corner in sh00k- What the fuck just happened.. this is so wrong.. no.. no.. nononono...
Geisha: Uh.. am I interrupting something?
Cord: -Falls from Airduct as well and Hastur Catches her-
Cord: Ah.. sorry.
Feaster: Be careful. -Sets her down next to Eli-

Embalmer: -Finally pulls away from Naib- ....Oh. Michiko and Martha. When did you two come.
Geisha: ....Oh my god you two look beautiful right now! Wish I had a camera, Why would you two date these Losers when you have eachother?!
Embalmer: ...-Smiles- Because I love Joseph.
Merc: ...I love Jack. No matter what memory i lose, I feel like being with Jack is Right.
Seer: And because they are too good friends to risk having a relationship and then Ruin their friendship.
Embalmer: That detail is not Important.
Merc: I had fun..! Are we going to play more games?
Ripper: No kissing games!!
Geisha: Aw.
Prospecc: Let's play Who touched my Balls.
Joseph: NO! I DO NOT LIKE THE SOUND IF THAT GAME
Ripper: NEITHER DO I!!
Embalmer: You two can Watch.
Cord: -Points Gun on literally everyone- PLAY ANOTHER GAME!!
Prospecc: Fine fine! Let's just drink! -Sips more Wine-
Acrobat: -Takes bottle from Norton and Drinks his Wine-
Merc: ...-Crawls on top of Jack-
Ripper: Hey Naib, are you okay?
Merc: -Nods- I want to re experience something.
Ripper: Huh? What?
Merc: That.. fireworks festival..
Ripper: Fireworks? ...well.. sure.. I'll check if we can do something about it.
Joseph: What the hell is Fireworks.
Ripper: You know the Exploding lights coming out of the thiefs flashlight sometimes..?
Joseph: oh.

Cord: Hey, Eli?
Seer: -Hugging and tries kissing Hastur. Somehow.-
Cord: ....Hey feaster why dont you use your Human form!
Feaster: ....How do you know about that?
Ripper: He has that..?
Joseph: Pfft. He is Messing with us.
Seer: ...You have a Human form..?
Cord: Fiona told me!
Seer: Most Fiona says is true.
Merc: What she said about dressing up as a Threateing eagle were wrong so this might be wrong as well.
Feaster: Correct!
Ripper: HOLD UP
Joseph: What?
Ripper: -Looks at Naib- ..What did you just say?
Merc: What?
Ripper: ...Priestess making you dress up as an Eagle.
Merc: ... yeah?
Ripper: That Happened before you lost your memory.. and after we got Married..!
Merc: It did..? IT DID!!
Geisha: Naib got his memory back?!
Merc: N-No..! That is somehow the only thing I remeber.. I think..
Ripper: Well your memory is still there! Its slowly coming back to you!
Merc: -Suddenly smiles and Hugs Ripper tightly-
Cord: ....Anyway. I still want to see the Feasters Human form.
Feaster: No such thing.
Cord: He is ashamed of being human.
Feaster: I'm not a Human... but I have an alternate form but I dont knoe what it looks like..
Seer: How.
Feaster: What if I'm ugly.
Joseph: You're literally a cloud of Floating eyeballs with tentacles. Have you ever looked youself in the mirror? Use your damn Human form.
Feaster: ...-Stands to and Carries Eli Back to his room-
Geisha: aw, I wanted to see.

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