-Josphes room-
Joseph: Soooo?
Embalmer: Dont get too happy about it. I only did it so you wouldn't get sad over Ripper and Naib doing it and not us.
Joseph: Im still happy.
Embalmer: ....hmph
Joseph: Dont be upset Aesop~
Embalmer: ......
Joseph: -Grabs Sword and stabs his bed right next to where embalmer is sitting and then pins him down- I know what you're actually upset about..~
Embalmer: .....this is embarrassing.
Joseph: Poor Aesop..~ -Leans in to kiss Aesop-
Axe kid: -Slams open door and walks in- IM BAAACK!!
Joseph: .......
Embalmer: ......
Axe kid: ...What are you two doing?
Joseph: what do you want. We are kind of busy.
Axe kid: I was just going to tell you guys that Hastur was hanging out with the seer at that shady assylum.
Embalmer: So Eli is fine?
Axe kid: Well, yes. He was just gettimg a little disciplined but he seemed to enjoy it.
Joseph: ....
Embalmer: ......
Joseph: Okay Robbie. Thats good.
Axe kid: Yeah, and im going to go tell Jack!
Joseph: Close the door.
Axe kid: -Closes door and Leaves-
Joseph: Where were we?~
Embalmer: -Has moved to corner of bed-
Joseph: -Sighs-
Embalmer: This is a nice bed. Its so soft and clean.
Joseph: Dont change the topic!
-Jacks room-
Merc: No! Let me down!!
Ripper: You were so cute..~
Merc: I dont want to talk about it!! And in front of Aesop too! That was really embarrassing!!
Ripper: I know you liked it~
Merc: I didn't say that! I only did it because you grabbed my leg!!
Ripper: You have so soft lips..~ heheh..~
Merc: No! YOU have a soft personality!!
Ripper: -Ghasps- I can't believe you said that
Merc: D-Dont hurt me-
Ripper: -Grabs Naib and Starts stripping him- Who got a soft personality now, huh?!~
Merc: Jack! Noo!! Stop that! This is sexual harassment! JACK!!
Ripper: -Throws Naibs clothes on the floor- Now where do i start..?~
Axe kid: Jaaaack!! Im baaa-.... HAH!! I can see his wiener!!
Merc: Jack!! -Quickly grabs Rippers Covers and Hides under them-
Ripper: -Sighs- Hi Robbie. What do you want.
Axe kid: Geisha told me to tell you that Hastur and that other guy is fine. Never EVER send me out with the magnet guy again!! That was terrible!! He is all talk!! And he said i had Toxins!!
Ripper: Thats good Robbie. Now Close the door when you leave.
Merc: No wait! Robby!
Axe kid: ITS ROBBIE!!! And you call me Axe kid!! Stupid survivor!
Merc: Fine..! Axe kid dont leave!
Axe kid: PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!! -Slams the door shut-
Merc: -Quickly grabs his clothes and gets dressed again-
Ripper: Hehehehe..!~
Merc: Stop laughing you jerk!
Ripper: Hm? Jerk? I thought yoj said i had a soft personality?~
Merc: Fine! You dont! You are a jerk!
Ripper: Now thats more like it~
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Fanfictionthis is a really poor written fanfic, and its gay. I only post this on wattpad so my friend could read it, I appreciate if I don't know you, you dont read it- or I mean, Its your choise, but you have been warned that this is really bad None of the C...
