-Jack room-
Merc: Zzzzz...
Ripper: -Wakes up- Why are you so heavy..AH
Seer: -Nuzzeling against Naib-
Ripper: GET OUT OF MY ROOM BIRD MAN!
Seer: -Hisses-
Merc: -Wakes up- Dont be so loud! I'm trying to sleee...Hey Eli..
Seer: Hello Naib~ -Tries to Kiss Naib-
Ripper: -Yeets Seer out of his room and closes door- Dont return!
Seer: -Runs back in and Hugs Naib-
Merc: Oh right.. I remeber Ibis loves me.. What has my life become..
Ripper: Okay that's it! -Leaves room and Enters Hasturs room- Octopus wake up!!
Feaster: Zzzz...
Priestess: -Hugging Hastur Tentacles in her sleep-
Ripper: -Grabs Hastur and Pulls him up- WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
Feaster: AH..! JACK..! -Quickly turns back to original form-
Ripper: Hastur?! You know what, I dont care, go get rid of your Boy!
Feaster: My boy..?
Ripper: THE SEER!! The seer is in my room and he wont leave!!
Priestess: Lord Hastur..~
Feaster: Oh, Good morning Fiona.
Ripper: Dont gey distracted! I woke up today because the weight of your Boyfriend so get him out!
Feaster: Okay okay, calm down. -Walks to Jack's room-
Seer: Look at me Naib..~
Merc: I am looking at you.
Seer: aren't I cute..?~
Merc: Yeah yeah, you're very cute.
Feaster: Eli, Come here
Seer: Hastur..! Please let me spend some more time with Naib..!
Feaster: Naib needs to rest. You can play with him later.
Seer: ...Okay! -Leaves room-
Ripper: What! No he can't!
Feaster: Shut up, I made him leave the room didn't I?
Ripper: -Groans and Closes door-
Merc: I have a playdate with Elis Owl..
Ripper: Fucking fantastic.
Merc: I'm Tired.. let's sleep some more..
Ripper: -Lays down and drag Naib to lay on top of Him- Close your eyes..
Merc: -Closes eyes-
Ripper: -Smiles and then tries to sleep with Naib-
-Stomping footsteps in the hall is coming closer and door swings open-
Joseph: AESOP COME BACK!
Embalmer: I need to know!!
Joseph: I thought you fell asleep last night!!
Embalmer: I did but only for a couple of secconds!!
Joseph: You're going to make your hangover worse!!
Embalmer: Naib!!
Ripper: -Growls- Leave. My. Fucking. ROOM!!
Jospeh: Hey! It's not my fault you dont lock your door!
Ripper: I usually do but Hastur were just here!!
Merc: Hey Aesop..
Embalmer: Naib!!
Joseph: Jack grab Aesop!!
Ripper: Why. Did you abuse him and now he is trying to run away? Or did he get tired of your ugly face.
Joseph: NO
Embalmer: -Grabs Naib and Kisses him deeply-
Merc: Mnnh?!
Ripper: -Grabs Aesop and Pulls him away from Naib- What are you doing Boy?!
Embalmer: I needed to remeber his taste!!
Joseph: I think Aesop has become addicted to Wine but when he looked for it Nightingale said we drank it all and now he is trying to find something that tastes similar.
Merc: Me...?
Joseph: Aesop!! Naib only tasted like wine because he drank wine as well!!
Ripper: Actually..
Embalmer: No..! It's not because he drank it, he tastes like wine in general..!
Ripper: That is true.
Merc: I do?!
Joseph: -Facepalms-
Embalmer: -Tries to struggle free from Ripper- Naib Let me taste..!!
Ripper: -Throws Aesop at Joseph- Take him and LeAvE!!
Joseph: We'll get you more Wine later, Let's go.
Embalmer: N-Naaaaib..!~
Ripper: How much wine did he drink..?
Merc: Both Eli and Aesop likes me..?
Ripper: Wrong. Ibis and Drunk Aesop likes you.
Merc: Were it always like this?
Ripper: ...No. let's finally try to sleep.
Merc: -Nods-
-Door Swings open-
Ripper: Who is it this time..
Prospecc: We can help!!
Ripper: Yes, it would really help if you two left!!
Merc: Mike and Norton..?
Prospecc: Ripper! You want to feel all love love with Naib again! So we have the solution!!
Acrobat: -Pulls out Nitobomb and feeds Naib a turquoise ice cube- The Kiss Kiwisoup!!
Ripper: Another one of these Ice cubes?! Last time you messed up fulltime!!
Prospecc: This time it's a Guaranteed Success!!
Ripper: Get out!!
Acrobat: Good luck Naib! -Shows Peace sign and leaves-
Prospecc: Remeber to use protection!! -Closes door-
Ripper: -Mumbles-
Merc: ...I dont feel very different.
Ripper: You dont?
Merc: No, I still feel the same.
Ripper: Maybe its effects are slowed down.
Merc: Maybe they expired.
Ripper: We'll wait and see.
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Fanfictionthis is a really poor written fanfic, and its gay. I only post this on wattpad so my friend could read it, I appreciate if I don't know you, you dont read it- or I mean, Its your choise, but you have been warned that this is really bad None of the C...
