Dont u dare Kill wu chang

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-Phantom Castle-

Doc: -Walks down the Halls-
Gardener: Do you know where his room is?
Doc: Yes. -Opens door-
Gardener: -Runs into room and looks around- Woah! It smells like death in here!
We chang: ...Emily?
Doc: Hello Xie.
Wu chang: Hey, what are you and.. the gardener doing here?
Doc: .....I need to perform a kideny transplant on you.
Wu chang: What.
Doc: The results of my tests says so and you need a donor.
Wu chang: I need lots of Ice then. I'll just steal Jacks.
Doc: That's..  not nessecairy, he is not the right donor I found for you anyway.
Wu chang: You already found someone?
Doc: ....Fan.
Wu chang: -Chokes- My Brother?! But how would that be possible?! -Changes to Fan- Me and Xie haven't been out of the umbrella at the same time for many many years. I dont think we're able to look eachother in the eyes..
Doc: Its fine. I will give the both of you Anethesia. You'll both be asleep.
Wu chang: ....okay.
Gardener: This is exciting.
Doc: Emma, can you prepare the equipment?
Gardener: Allright!! -Runs out of room-
Doc: ...Xie and Fan, Its going to be okay. You don't dislike eachother, right? It might be a little weird to see eachother again but just relax. I'm sure you two will overcome this together.
Fan: -Nods and opens his umbrella so Xie can come out-
Doc: Good..
Fan: -Holds his eyes Closed-
Xie: -Holds his eyes closed as well-
Doc: -Sighs- Its okay. Open your eyes slowly, okay?
Fan: -Nods and takes a deep breath-
Xie: -Slowly opens his eyes and stares at Fan-
Fan: -Looks at Xie in silence-
Xie: ...-Quickly hugs Fan and Teras up- I'm sorry..!!
Fan: -Hugs back- Its okay Xie.. Neither of us could have predicted that..
Xie: I shouldn't have left you..!!
Fan: We're together now. Dont worry..
Gardener: -Comes back in with Surgery equipment- Oh! What happening?
Doc: -Taking some notes on a Notepad- Xie is apologizing to Fan for leaving him to drown.
Gardener: Now!?
Doc: Let them take their time.

-Axe boy room-

Prospecc: -Making out with Mike-
Axe boy: -Sighs Loudly- That's gross and I'm bored!!
Acrobat: Ah..! Sorry Robbie..! -Pushes Norton away- is there something you would like to do?
Prospecc: Huh? N-noo..!
Axe boy: -Jumps on Norton- Hey! Magnidiot!! Let's make a Deal!!
Prospecc: What deal?
Axe boy: You and Mike can sleep in your own rooms from now on as long as you come Visit me in Phantom castle every single day!!
Acrobat: We can sleep at the manor again?
Axe boy: AND I need a Snickers Daily!!
Prospecc: -Tosses axe boy a snickers- Deal.
Axe boy: -Eats snickers and then opens Portal to Manor- Okay! Go home!
Prospecc: -Picks up Mike and runs through portal- We can recreate our experience in Paris!!
Axe boy: Hehe..~ time to bother Uncle Jack..~ -Runs into Rippers room-

Ripper: YOU'RE CHEATING!!!
Merc: NO IM NOT
Ripper: DONT LIE TO ME!!
Axe boy: -Jumps up on bed and groans- WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?!
Ripper: -Ignores Robbie- IF YOU'RE NOT CHEATING THEN EXPLAIN!!!
Merc: CALM DOWN ITS JUST FUCKING YATZY!!
Ripper: YOU CHEATED IN YATZY BEFORE YOU LOST YOUR MEMORY, AND AFTER!!!
Axe boy: STOP FIGHTING!!!
Merc: -Looks at Jack-
Ripper: -Looks at Naib-
Merc: -Tackles Ripper and makes out with him-
Ripper: -Wraps arms around Naib and makes out-
Axe boy: Grrr.. not you too!! -Leaves-

Ripper: -Pulls away- ...Did Robbie just leave?
Merc: Yeah, so?
Ripper: ...He usually stops us.. Let's make you remember something!! -Stands up-
Merc: What?
Ripper: -Pulls Yukatas out of Closet and puts on his- Take yours on too!
Merc: O-okay..? -Puts on Yukata-
Ripper: These are the clothes we first time had sex in.
Merc: What.
Ripper: Yep! In Japan!
Merc: N-Not before..?
Ripper: There were 2 reasons for why we didn't have sex before. 1. Robbie always cockblocks us. And 2. You always told me to wait.
Merc: Screw the Waiting let's do this!!
Ripper: Yeah!
Merc: -Suddenly Falls-
Ripper: What was that?
Merc: ...It fealt like Wu dongs ability.. Aah!! -Falls again-
Ripper: What is that idiot doing now..
Merc: Ah! Wu changs other ability!!
Ripper: What..?
Merc: Wu chang is everywhere!! Wu chang! Hey!! Which one is real?!
Ripper: Probably neither! I can't see any..!!
Merc: Whats going on?!
Ripper: -Picks up Naib and Carrie's him into Wu changs room- What's going on?!
Doc: -Crying-
Gardener: Emily! Where are you..?!
Ripper: Hey!! Doctor and Gardener!
Gardener: Ripper..! Do you have Naib with you?
Ripper: Yeah you cant tell?!
Gardener: No! White Wu chang is preventing us from seeing eachother!!
Ripper: White Wu chang?! Since when did you call-... -GhAsPs- BOTH XIE AND FAN IS OUT?!
Doc: They cant hear you..!! -Sniffles- They have taken their Anethesia and we started the surgery but in the middle of it Wu changs Abilitys started running wild!! And he cant controll it, they're both asleep!!
Ripper: -Puts Naib down- Okay let me Beat him back to his senses.
Doc: -Grabs Jacks leg- Dont hurt him he is unconscious!! I need to finish the surgery!!
Ripper: Then do so!!
Doc: -Cries more- I can't..! I keep falling from Fans Ability and Xies ability is distracting me..!!
Ripper: -Groans and takes off Claws- okay! Tell me what to do!
Doc: Y-you're going to complete the surgery?!
Ripper: If you can't then I will!
Doc: Gloves! Put on Surgery gloves! And mask!!
Ripper: -Sighs and puts mask and Gloves on-  Okay! What do I do?
Doc: Go to Fan and use this to -Falls- Cut here and here CAREFULLY!!
Ripper: -Cuts-
Doc: Remove his kidney and put it in the box over there!!
Ripper: -Does as Emily says- Do I go to Xie now?!
Doc: No you need to Sow on Fan first!!
Ripper: -Starts sowing fan-
Doc: Now you can go to Xie!!
Gardener: -Crashes into Naib-
Merc: Ah! Who's there?!
Gardener: Its me..! Is this Naib?!
Merc: Aah!! Ghost!!
Gardener: GHOST?! -GhOsT sKiN uNlOcKeD-
Ripper: -Completes the Kidney transplant and then sows Xie-
Doc: -Crying- Thamk you Jack..! -Cries and hugs Rippers Legs-
Ripper: Call me Ripper.
Doc: No.. You did a good thing today! I will call you Jack!
Ripper: Do what you want... Emily. -Picks up Naib and leaves-
Doc: -Wipes Tears and rests her head over Xies Chest- You're safe now..
Gardener: Ah! They're abilities stopped!
Doc: Emma!! -Hugs Gardner-
Gardener: -Hugs back- Yay! I can see you again!
Doc: -Takes the Breathing masks off Xie and Fan- They can wake up anytime now.
Gardener: We'll wait for them, dont worry!



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