For all of you who read my story, I swear this is like one of my favorite Norton x Morton moments lmaooo The Harlemshake lines has haunted me since 2019-
-Paris-
Joseph: So what now?
Embalmer: Where are we supposed to get married?
Joseph: The Eiffel tower of course.
Embalmer: Okay, Tonight?
Joseph: Yes.
Acrobat: AAH!! HAHA! NORTON THAT TICKLES!!
Embalmer: .....
Joseph: ....What do you think they're doing?
Embalmer: If I know them right, probably something innocent.
Joseph: Well it's probably a couple of more hours until dark, sooo until then?
Embalmer: -Sits down on the bed- Come, let me hug you.
Jossph: -Walks to bed and sits down hugging Aesop-
Embalmer: Hm..~ -Quickly pulls Joseph down pinning him down on the bed-
Joseph: What's Wrong? What are you doing?
Embalmer: I can be just as strong as you. Norton keeps telling me that if I'm with a hunter I'm destined to be a bottom, but is that really true?
Joseph: Are you saying that you want to be the top..?
Embalmer: Mhm. -Kisses Joseph-
Joseph: -Kisses back but groans a little-
Embalmer: Don't complain.
Joseph: What are you going to do?
Embalmer: Right now I were just thinking of cuddling and then we can do something else after we're officially married.
Joseph: Oh..! Okay, let's do that! -Pats Chest- Lay here!
Embalmer: -Shakes head-
Joseph: Why not?
Embalmer: Opposite. -Lays down and Pats his chest- You lay here.
Joseph: ..Okay, I get it -Lays down on top of Aesop and rests his head on his chest- Is this okay..?
Embalmer: -Nods and strokes Josephs hair- This is perfect..
-Phantom castle-
Ripper: Are you proud of youself?
Wu chang: No but you shouldn't be proud of youself either.
Ripper: You got Kited by Minds eye, you should be Ashamed of yourself!
Wu chang: You got bullied by the enchantress and that caused us a lose!
Ripper: We lost because you wasted time!
Wu chang: The Cordinator Shot me!!
Ripper: Nothing has changed since last time we played 8vs2 together!
Wu chang: Whatever! I'm going to my room!
Ripper: Stay there and think about what you have done! -Walks into His Room-
Seer: -Still Cuddling Naib-
Merc: Hey Jack.
Ripper: The fuck is wrong with him? -Sits down on bed-
Merc: I dont know. I hoped that if i pretended he wasn't there long enough, he would leave.
Seer: Go away Ripper! Naib is Mine now! We love eachother!!
Ripper: pfft. Pathetic. -Picks up Eli and Throws him out of the room-
Owl: -Flies back inside and Sits on Naibs Shoulder and Rubs its head against Naibs cheeks-
Merc: -Sighs-
Ripper: Dumb Animal, Get out of my room!
Merc: Ibis. Please leave, I want to spend some time with Jack.
Owl: -Hisses at Jack-
Seer: -Knocking on Door- Naib?! Is Ibis there?!
Merc: Yes! Can you come get her?
Seer: -Runs into room and Grabs Owl- Ibis, you shouldn't bother Naib you know..! He is a Busy Guy..! I guess.. -Leaves with Ibis-
Merc: Finally some peace..
Ripper: What was that all about anyway?
Merc: I think Elis Owl loves me.
Ripper: Hah! Bird dad!
Merc: The only bird dad around here is Eli!
Ripper: Well too bad for the Owl then!
Merc: Your reaction were alot calmer then I expected. I thought you would be in rage.
Ripper: Why? I know you would never cheat on me. Besides, I had a good time watching Wu chang getting bullied by Female survivors
Merc: Thank you Jack. -Crawls on top of Ripper and Rests-
Ripper: You know how I fought this battle?
Merc: How.
Ripper: No mask and no claws!
Merc: ...Why?
Ripper: Well without the mask, Some of the girls weren't able to focus so it slowed them down. And remeber when I hit you with fog blade in Tokyo? I figured out that I wanted to try slaughtering them using only fog blade..!
Merc: Did you succeed?
Ripper: Not really. I only got the Mechanic and the Priestress.
Merc: Well, I'm surprised how you have gone so long without your mask and Claws.
Ripper: How come?
Merc: Well, You love your mask and Claws, I expect it to be the first thing you'd equip when we got home.
Ripper: Well, My claws can hurt you and I cant kiss you when I wear my mask so, it's pretty much because of you.
Merc: I dont mind if you want to wear them Jack.
Ripper: -Smiles and opens closet to look for mask and claws-
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