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-Feaster room-

Ripper: Yidhra please. It's fine.
Dreamwitch: I hate myself.
Joseph: Who the fuck decided that Movie.
Feaster: Yidhra.. we can't go against Cthulhu.

Seer: -Walks in together with Naib- ...I'm back.
Feaster: Eli..!
Dreamwitch: -Goes Silent-
Seer: ...Please stand up.
Dreamwitch: -Quickly stand up and wipes eyes- .....I am terribly so-
Seer: -Bows down to Yidhra- ...Lady Yidhra. I feel honored that you show your concern over me. Thank you for your blessing.
Dreamwitch: ...B-But Eli I ki-
Seer: Followed God Cthulhus Orders against your will. I do not blame you. Please let me continue being your Prophet. Your rule will only take affect once and now it's done.
Dreamwitch: -Nods- Thank you Eli.. I got worried you would hate me..
Seer: -Smiles a little- I would never hate you Lady Yidhra.
Dreamwitch: -Hugs Eli- ....Thank you.
Seer: -Carefully hugs back-
Feaster: ...Its late.
Dreamwitch: Yeah.. I'll return to my room now. If you need any information for your scrolls then please ask..!
Seer: Thank you Lady Yidhra..

-Joseph Room-

Embalmer: I'm happy Eli is able to move on. It will take a little more time tho.
Joseph: I didn't get to see you act in a Funeral. This were probably a one time chance.
Emablmer: Why would you want to see that.
Joseph: Don't question it.
Embalmer: I'm tired. We should get some sleep.
Joseph: -Puts on Pajamas-
Embalmer: ....Since when did you wear Pyjamas.
Joseph: What do you mean?
Embalmer: You always sleep in your underwear so why suddenly wearing Pyjamas?
Joseph: Oh? You like me better without pyjamas?~
Embalmer: ...Never mind, Keep them on.
Joseph: -Chuckles and lays down in bed to sleep-
Embalmer: .....-Puts on a pyjamas as well and lays down-
Joseph: This is like a Pyjamas Party!!
Ripper: -Knocks through wall- MoRe LiKe SaUsAGe PaRtY!!

Joseph:..... I'll be right back. -Stands up and grabs sword leaving room-
Embalmer: -Laughs Quietly and puts head against wall to listen-
Ripper: Get out of my room wiener boy!!
Joseph: Dont listen on my conversations with Aesop!!
Ripper: Its not my fault that you're so damn loud on your sausage party!!
Merc: JACK!! I JUST WANT TO SLEEP!!
Nightingale: HEY! It's late!! Stop waking the others you damn idiots!!
Ripper: Owie!!
Joseph: Ow.!!

Embalmer: -Sighs and lays back down in bed-
Joseph: -Walks back into his room rubbing his head- Damn Jack.. -Closes door-
Embalmer: Did nightingale hit you?
Joseph: Yeah. -Lays back down in bed- We have wasted enough time, Let's just sleep.
Embalmer: -Nods and turns off lights and then hugs Joseph- Hmm..
Joseph: -Closes eyes and tries to sleep-
Embalmer: Mnh..
Joseph: What's wrong Aesop..?
Embalmer: -Unbuttons Joseph's shirt and nuzzles against his chest- Hmph..
Joseph: Is this why you didn't want me to wear a shirt?
Embalmer: -Nods and little and closes eyes again-
Joseph: -Smiles and wraps arms around Aesop and sleeps-

-Next day Phantom castle hall-

Prospecc: Okay so remeber not to mention Ibis..!
Acrobat: If one of us are going to Mention Ibis here it's you.
Prospecc: True..! -Knocks on door-
Feaster: -Opens up- ......
Prospecc: What the heck are you wearing sir!
Feaster: A T-shirt. Why?
Prospecc: ....Why are you wearing a T-Shirt? Don't you usually wear like a huge robe or dress looking thing..!?
Feaster: .....
Acrobat: You're getting off Topic Norton, Hey, can we see Eli?
Feaster: -Opens door- Go ahead.
Prospecc: -Walks in with Mike-
Acrobat: -Panta- Woah..! It sure is warm in here..!
Seer: -Laying on bed with Swimtrunks and sunglasses sipping Pinacolada-
Prospecc: .....Eli?
Seer: Hey Mike, Hey Norton.
Prospecc: Why is it so warm?!
Seer: Cause the heater is on.
Acrobat: W-whats the temperature in here..?
Seer: 39.4 C°
Prospecc: ...Why!! This isn't healthy!!
Feaster: It needs to be this warm or else the egg won't hatch.
Prospecc: Oh riiight.. Ibis isn't here to sit on i-
Acrobat: -Smacks Norton- P-Please reconsider your choise of words..!
Prospecc: -Rubs cheeks- Owie..! Oh right, I forgot.
Seer: ...A- anyway. We tried opening Hasturs pool floor again but It's all rusty so we're not able to open it.
Acrobat: ...The feaster has a removable floor..?
Prospecc: Why..
Seer: All the hunters rooms are made to fit their Natrual Habitat. Since Hastur is the lord of the sea he has pool floor.
Acrobat: Why is it Rusty tho? He dont use it?
Prospecc: Ah, I remember! He turns into baby octopus is water!!
Feaster: Only Freshwater. My pool is Saltwater.
Prospecc: ...But you jumped out in the sea on Lakeside village!
Seer: That's a Lake, Not a sea. Why do you think its called LAKEside village?
Prospecc: Oh that makes sense.
Acrobat: Then, what's the reason for not using it?
Feaster: .....I didn't know I had it.
Acrobat: What.
Seer: Nightingale were here a couple of Minutes ago. She complained about the heat and told us to open the floor.
Prospecc: ...You didn't know you had it.
Feaster: ....No.
Prospecc: ....I'll go get burke. -Leaves-
Acrobat: I'm coming with you, This heat is killing me..! -Follows and closes door-
Seer: -Keeps sipping Pinacolada-
Feaster: -Lays down on bed being all mushy mushy-
Seer: -Forces Hastur to drink Pinacolada- You need to drink or you'll dehydrate!! Your Mucus is already drying up!!!
Feaster: -Takes one sip and then pulls away- If I drink it, there will be no left for you.
Seer: We can call Demi over later!
Priestress: -Enters Room in Bikini and a skirt sipping some Mojito- I'm back!
Feaster: Oh you changed your clothes.
Priestress: I dont wamt yo die from heat either you know! -Ghasps- Lord Hastur you look like a mess!! -Grabs fan and Quickly tries to cool him down-
Feaster: Its fine Fiona, dont worry.
Priestress: Where is the egg? May I see it?
Seer: -Stands up and takes Egg out of Tiny nest on the night table- Here..! Isn't it cute?
Priestress: -Looks at Egg- Y.. you drew the Infinity snake on with a Marker..?
Seer: Of course, I need a new partner! -Holds egg to his chest- Don't worry Ibis.. I'll promise to Raise your child with just as much care I used when raising you.. I bet it will be a just as great partner as you were.. -Kisses egg and carefully puts it back in the nest-
Priestress: -Wipes a tear off her Cheek-  Y-Yeah..! I bet Ibis is happy you're the one to raise her child..!
Seer: -Smiles and takes off sunglasses- I hope she is watching me together with God Cthulhu! Ibis has been such a great Snoik prophet that she probably got Promoted to being Cthulhus guard!
Priestress: Or even better, God Cthulhus Prophet.
Seer: -Smiles and nods-
Seer and Priestress: -Puts hand on their chests- Cause being a prophet is the greatest Honor..!