-Mikes Cabin, Kitchen-
Merc: ...are you sure this works?
Embalmer: ...yeah.
Postman: I dont like this plan.
Merc: Victor! Take one for the team!
Postman: fine! I'll do it!
Embalmer: Allright.. Andrew! Come here!!
GK: -Walks down to kitchen-
*CaShLaCk*
GK: What was that sound?!
Embalmer: Nothing, Just Eli.
Merc: Wanna hang?
GK: Uh.. sure, What are we doing?
Embalmer: Blind date.
GK: No.
Embalmer: Andrew!! Listen to me! I hate you and I will never think you're cool if you keep bailing on us like that man!
GK: -Sighs- Fine.. Who is it?
Embalmer: Its a Blind date, you're not supposed to know.
Seer: -Runs down stairs- Allright, I prepared the room!
Postman: wait what did you do with me and Fans room?!
Seer: I just put up a table and some good food.
Postman: ..there is not enough space in there for a table.
Seer: Oh Yeah, I also Yeeted the bed out the Window. It is now a romantic table for two.
Postman: -Facepalms the table-
GK: Wait we're doing this right now?
Merc: Yeah! Let's go! -Runs upstairs-
Embalmer: This gonna be Great.
GK: No its not..
Postman: -Sighs- Here we go.. -Opens the door to his room-
GK: ....There is nobody there.
Embalmer: HAH! GOT YOU!!
GK: ....
Embalmer: Got you times two, You didn't think we'd set you up like that, did you? Don't worry, Victor is gonna get them.
GK: -Sighs- I hate this already.
Postman: ....forgive me Fan.. -Grabs Umbrella, Shakes Xie out of it and runs away with the boys-
Xie: What?! Hey! Give me back my umbrella!! -Tries to open door- Open up!!
GK: Its locked.
Xie: Well get me out of here then!
GK: -Knocks head into wall- Why you...
Xie: Why me what!
GK: ...um.. we're on.. a date.
Xie: WE? You and me?! I did not sign up for this!
GK: You want your umbrella back, dont you..?
Xie: I do but I'm not dating you! I'm already in love with....
GK: ....
Xie: Um... never mind.. let's do this. I'll get my umbrella back once its over, yes..?
GK: yeah...
Xie: -Sighs and Sits down- Just warning you, I'm not gay.
GK: Neither am I!
Embalmer: -Knocks on door- Dont lie to youself you white monster!!
Xie and GK: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A WHITE MONSTER?!
GK: ....what? He were talking to me.
Xie: You're not a Monster.
GK: ....I am.
Xie: ...you look pretty human to me.
GK: I'm Albino.
Xie: So what? It's not like you're the only Albino in the world.
GK: Aren't you Albino?
Xie: No, I'm just the White Wu chang.
GK: ...okay.
Xie: You're not very good with conversations. Are you?
GK: -Shakes head-
Xie: Okay, Let's just get this over with. I dont like you, You dont like me, This were a Mistake, so once this is over, we'll pretend it never happened.
GK: -Nods-
Xie: .. speak. Dont shake and nod your head.
GK: I dont know what to say.
Xie: -Groans- Fine, I'll start. We are going home to the Manor tomorrow, whats the first thing you do?
GK: Uh.. I dont know, probably just wait in my room until someone invites me to do something.
Xie: Well that's boring.
GK: Then what are you going to do?
Xie: Once this date is over I'm returning to my umbrella and I'm going to stay there as long as I possibly can.
GK: Why.
Xie: That's Private.
GK: Sorry..
Xie: ...So whats up with your entire Character?
GK: i-.. it's illegal to break the-!!
Xie: I didn't!! I mean why are you a Gravekeeper!
GK: ...oh.. Uh, I.. I took a Job at Lutz seeking Salvation after a Woman who cared for me died so..
Xie: Cool.
GK: Cool? What were i supposed to do?!
Xie: Calm down, I didn't mean to be rude. I left Fan alone in the rain one day and he drowned. And then I killed myself and now we're together again.
GK: ...wow. Just... wow. I'm not killing myself, I'm not like you guys.
Xie: I didn't tell you to kill yourself. I were just telling you about my story. You really need to get some better people skills.
GK: ...Okay.
Xie: Hey! How long do we have to be on this dumb date?!
-No reply-
Xie: -Groans- We just have to wait I guess.
*shooting sounds*
GK: woah! What was that?!
Xie: Probably just the Boys outside.
GK: ....
-Outside Cabin-
Fan: Victor! Hey Victor!!
Postman: ...Fan?
Fan: Check it out! Our bed is on the lawn! It's now a Sunbed!
Postman: But it's raining..
Fan: Rainbed!
Postman: It doesn't worry you that our bed is on the lawn?
Fan: What? No! This is awesome!
Prospecc: Hey Mike, Wouldn't that be a Perfect place for.. you know..~
Acrobat: -Hits Nortons shoulder and Laughs- Shh! Private!
Ripper: Why isn't our bed on the lawn?
Merc: Eli only threw out Fan and Victors bed.
Joseph: Hey Eli! Throw out me and Aesops bed too!
Acrobat: Nonono! One bed in the lawn is enough!
Prisoner: THE END IS NEAR!!! -Shoots Canoe so it sinks-
Merc: Woah!! What's wrong with Q!?
Ripper: Oh, He's been like that for a While. I dont know what happened to him.
Embalmer: Where he get the Shotgun from..
Joseph: He found it in the boathouse.
Postman: This is something we should worry about!!
Fan: Why? He's not shooting at us?
Postman: But he has turned crazy! What if he DO shoot us!
Merc: I been shot before. It ain't that bad.
Ripper: Yeah me too.
Joseph: Jack you screamed like a Wuss when naib shot you.
Ripper: Shh!!
Prisoner: Collect all materials we need to survive!
Embalmer: Woaah, Dont point that at me. -Touches Lucas shot gun and pushes it in another direction-
Prisoner: WHOS THERE?!! -Turns around Quickly and Shoots a Sheep-
Seer: ..M.. Mister sheep..
Ripper: He killed that animal much faster then we did.
Joseph: We need one of those Shotguns.
Embalmer: No.
Joseph: But-
Embalmer: No.
Joseph: -Sighs- Fine.
Prisoner: It was just a sheep. But it could have been a threat!
Ripper: That's what I usually say as well.
Merc: ...Okay. someone needs to Fix Q, and someone needs to make dinner out of that sheep. I'm going to go pack and prepare for going home tomorrow.
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