Cocky Sack Kid

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-Back at the hunter base-
Axe kid: Did you all see that?! I beat the Voodoo woman, The Macho boy, the Pistol girl AND the Crazy dude who never shuts up!!
Servant girl: You did good Robbie!!
Axe kid: Heheh!!~
Geisha: ...They totally lost on purpose.
Spider: Yep.
Axe kid: Geisha did you watch?! I beat them! I beat them!
Geisha: Y-Yeeeah you did. You did really good..!
Merc: -Sprints into Phantom castle wearing only a towel- Okay!! I dont care who, Just someone make a Portal back to the manor Quick!!
Ripper: Naaaaib! We haven't dried you yeeet!
Merc: I didn't want to take a bath!!
Ripper: But you needed to be clean! You can't sleep in my bed if you're full of dirt and blood!~
Merc: I dont want to sleep in your bed!
Ripper: Dont worry! None of the hunters will hit you while you sleep! I will watch you and protect you!
Merc: I'd rather get hit!
Spider: -Grabs Merc and cocoons his body-We wear clothes around here.
Ripper: You caught him for me! Thanks~
Spider: You should really leave him alone by now.
Axe kid: MERCENARYYYYY! PUT YOUR PANTS BACK OOOON!!
Merc: AAAH!
Ripper: -Picks up Naib- Robbie has a little too much energy now! Lets go tuck you in before you get hurt!~
Merc: No! Wait! Hey Axe kid! You wanna hit right?! Come get me!
Axe kid: AAAAARGH!!! -Chases Ripper and Naib while screaming-
Wu chang: -Enters room- Whats going on, why all the noise?
Geisha: Robbie Won his battle and now he thinks he's hotstuff.
Axe kid: -Comes Running Back and starts axing Wu changs legs- HiiiYAA!!! I'm stronger then you wu chang!!
Wu chang: Yeah. Sure you are. -Ignores axe kid axing his legs- Anyway, Joseph isn't home yet?
Dreamwitch: I think he is sleeping over at the Embalmers Room.
Wu chang: Oh. And Jack has a sleepover by the mercenary? Guess it'll just be me and my bro then. -Leaves-
Spider: I think Wu chang is lonly.
Geisha: Lets Hang with him later. Maybe he'll cheer up.

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