The fiCc IDV

Poor Michiko

-Manor-

Perfumer: I wonder what the boys are doing. I haven't seen them in a while.
Cord: -Brushing Veras Hair- Who cares about boys.
Perfumer: Aren't you at least a little worried?
Cord: No, They're at Mike's Cabin.
Perfumer: ...Mike's what?
Cord: Nightingale said Mike bought a Cabin. They have been gone for like three days now.
Perfumer: Wait I can't process all this, Mike has a Cabin?
Cord: Yes.
Perfumer: We need to borrow it some time!
Cord: Why.
Perfumer: Because! Imagine the fun girl time we can have!
Cord: G-.. Girl time?
Perfumer: Yeah! We'll bring Michiko, Emily, Helena, Mary, Emma and Fiona and like, All the girls for a Girl time!
Cord: Oh. That kind of Girl time. Sure.
Perfumer: hmmm..
Cord: What?
Perfumer: You seem tense. Stressed. Stiff.
Cord: I'm not Tense, stressed or Stiff.
Perfumer: Yeah you are! Let me give you a Massage!
Cord: Nonono it's fi-
Perfumer: -Tackles Martha down and rubs her Back and Shoulders-
Cord: AAH! Vera!! That hurts!!!
Perfumer: Yes yes, Just let all the pain out of your body!
Cord: How are you so strong?! I know I'm stronger than you!
Perfumer: Its because you train so much you get sore Muscles!! Now deep breath and Relax!
Cord: AAAA IT HURTS
Perfumer: The pain will go away soon!
Priestess: -Standing outside the Door About to Knock but stops- ....This is probably a bad time..
Guard: F I O N A
Priestess: Shh..! Quiet! Let's go! -Walks with Bonbon to phantom Castle-

Geisha: -Sits in Couch being in pain emotionally-
Priestess: Michiko? Are you okay?
Geisha: Never been better. -Eating soup with a fork-
Priestess: .... you dont seem okay.
Geisha: What makes you think that?
Priestess: ...nothing.
Geisha: What about you? It seems like you have taken a liking to Bonbon.
Priestess: I would rather say he has taken a liking to me.
Guard: -Sits down and drinks tea-
Geisha: At least you have someone.
Priestess: What?
Geisha: Fiona. Be my Girlfriend.
Priestess: WHAT
Guard: -Grabs Michikos soup bowl and smashes it to the floor-
Geisha: NOT LIKE THAT! I mean like, Girlfriend friends. Like... besties or something.
Priestess: Oh! Girl - friends! I see! Sure!
Geisha: ...My soup..
Priestess: Boomboom, that were unessecairy, Go get Michiko some more soup!
Guard: Y E S . . . M Y . . . L O V E
Priestess: -Sighs and Shakes head-
Geisha: ...Fiona.. Do you think Helena likes me..?
Priestess: Yeah! Who wouldn't like you?
Geisha: I mean as in like like.. Girlfriend like..
Priestess: Girl - Friend or Girlfriend?
Geisha: Girlfriend.
Priestess: Aaah, Well why wouldn't she? Haven't the two of you gotten along for a long time?
Geisha: We have.. and I have been dropping huge Hints to her that I like her but she's not really picking up on it..
Priestess: Well Helena is Blind. Maybe she's not picking up on it because she needs to see your Facial expression to understand?
Geisha: I dont like when people look at my face.
Priestess: Its not like she Can look at your face anyway, But you should be more direct in a way she'll understand.
Geisha: Mmh.. I'll try..

-Mikes Cabin-

Merc: Psst.. Eli..! Wake up..!
Seer: -Clinging to Hastur- Five more minutes...
Prisoner: Hey! Wake up and bring the octopus with you! I haven't been able to sleep all night!
GK: Same.
Feaster: I need the Bathroom. -Leaves bedroom-
Seer: -Sighs- Fine I'm coming.
Merc: -Brings Eli with him outside to the docs-
Embalmer: Naib. What's all of this about? I put the Canoe on the water like you asked me to.
Merc: Great! ...where is Victor!
Embalmer: You didn't say anything about Victor!
Merc: Well go get him!
Embalmer: -Groans and Runs inside to get Victor-
Seer: What's happening?
Merc: Get into the Canoe!
Seer: Okay okay! -Gets into the Canoe-
Embalmer: -Comes back out with Victor-
Postman: What's happening?
Merc: All of you get into the Canoe!
Embalmer: What about you?
Merc: I'll get in too, Dont worry!
Embalmer: ...But we're 4 and a Canoe is for 3 people..
Merc: Who are you, Nightingale?
Embalmer: Fine. -Gets into the Canoe with Victor and Naib-
Seer: -Asleep again-
Merc: Allright! Row boys!
Embalmer: -Rows with Victor and Naib-
Postman: I'm still confused. Aesop, whats happening?
Embalmer: I don't know.
Merc: Allright, Nobody on land can hear us now, Right?
Embalmer: i dont think so.
Feaster: I can hear you.
Merc: ....
Embalmer: ....
Postman: ....
Seer: Zzzz..
Merc: Hastur. Why are you a baby octopus?
Feaster: Because I am in the water.
Merc: Why are you in the water.
Feaster: I said I needed the bathroom, didn't I?
Merc: The water isn't your bathroom!
Feaster: Yeah it is. I'm an Octopus.
Embalmer: -Facepalms-
Merc: Whatever, you can join the conversation if you shut up about it.
Feaster: Sure.
Seer: -Wakes up- mnnh..? Hastur?
Feaster: Blub.
Seer: Aaaw! Tiny Hastur! -Drags Hastur out of the water and Pets him-
Postman: What are we doing here?
Merc: We are going to find Andrew a partner!

Embalmer: ...What.
Seer: Why?
Postman: I dont think it's right of us to interfere with someone elses love life.
Embalmer: I'm not intrested in that guys Happiness.
Merc: Aesop? Dont you want to see how pissed he gets when we do this?
Embalmer: I'm in.
Postman: ...what?
Seer: Who is even fit for Andrew? Luca is not an option.
Merc: Why not Luca?
Embalmer: Q is too cool for Andrew.
Seer: That's not what I meant, i mean that Luca isn't a dominant type.
Merc: What? He looks like someone who'll easy dominate someone.
Seer: I heard him talk with Jack yesterday. Out from what I heard, He'll rather date a Hunter then a survivor.
Embalmer: I see.. then who is available for Andrew?
Seer: Kevin?
Merc: Really? Kevin? He's so stright his tights falls off when he stands up.
Embalmer: Willam?
Merc: He's also stright.
Postman: ...Lucky?
Merc: Hmm.. Lucky isn't Dominant. And I also think he has a thing for the deer.
Seer: Leo!
Merc: Really? Emma's Dad?
Seer: ...you're right that wont work.
Merc: ...Does nobody have anything in Comon with Andrew?
Embalmer: hmmm... I GOT IT
Merc: Who?
Embalmer: I know the perfect person.