-Josephs Room-
Joseph: ...I can't belive this!!
Embalmer: One day.
Nightingale: -Enters room- Joseph, Theres a call for you.
Joseph: A what?
Nightingale: -Gives Joseph phone-
Joseph: What is this?
Nightingale: ....just speak into it.
Joseph: ...H.. hello?
Ripper: Hey Josephine..~
Joseph: JACKLIN!! ...Where are you?
Ripper: Apparently, Tokyo.
Joseph: Why didn't you go to England? I thought you got the hots for that place.
Ripper: Nightingale order tickets, not me.
Joseph: Loser.
Ripper: Hah! You're not going to think im a loser after this! Guess what! Naib is ready to let me have my way with him and you know what? Tokyo has no Robbie..~
Joseph: WHAT
Ripper: When I come back home we're gonna be men!!
Joseph: Me and Aesop are gonna be Men first!!!
Ripper: I'd like to see you try!! You have Robbie! We dont! We win!
Merc in the Background: Jack what are you.. Hey that's my phone..!
Ripped: Hold up Naib..! I'm not done roasting Joseph!
Merc: We can only use this for emergency!
Ripper: This is an Emergency!
Merc: -Snatches phone- Hello?
Joseph: Hey Naib.
Merc: ....hey Joseph. Is Aesop there?
Joseph: Yeah.
Merc: .....Can I talk to Aesop?
Joseph: Sure. -Gives phone to Aesop-
Embalmer: Hello Naib, How is your Vacation?
Merc: It has been a hell up to now. A guy thought Jack were a Vanpire on the plane.
Embalmer: I see, so that kind of situation. Well, it's your honeymoon so I wish the best for you and Jack to have Succeeded intercourse.
Joseph: Aesop..! No..! We have to beat them!
Embalmer: ...Me and Joseph were close today but take a guess.
Merc: Axe child?
Embalmer: Yes. Not only Axe boy, but Norton and Mike as well.
Merc: Mike? Who is Mike?
Embalmer: The new Survivor. He's pretty good. And he seems pretty cheerful. It looks like he gets along well with Norton.
Merc: Oh! New survivor! Well that's good that he gets along with people!
Embalmer: Yeah, as far as I know, he's the only one who knows how to read the mood.
Merc: I see, well I hope I'll get along with him when I come back home.
Embalmer: Yeah, Well, have a nice Vacation and good luck.
Merc: Thank you, goodbye.
Embalmer: Bye. -Hangs up and gives phone to Nightingale-
Nightingale: Thank you. And I have a gift for you two. -Gives Joseph a box and leaves-
Joseph: ...A gift?
Embalmer: What's in it?
Joseph: ...Condoms....
Embalmer: Is... is she concerned or making fun of us..?
Joseph: ...both. This thing has all kinds of condoms..
Embalmer: ...this is wired..
Joseph: ...Small... Medium... Large.. XL... Thin.. Thick... uh.. strawberry taste and Cherry taste too..?
Embalmer: ...Where did she get all these?
Joseph: Let's go put the XL ones on Rippers claws!!
Embalmer: ....okay.
-In Tokyo-
Ripper: -Staring out the Window-
Merc: Are you okay?
Ripper: Yes. When I look down at the people down there, it reminds me of How powerful i am. When we get home I'm going to Slaughter a bunch.
Merc: ...Yeah, I couldn't expect less.
Ripper: Do you think it's dark enough now?
Merc: -Looks out Window as well- All I can see is the light from the streetlights, houses and Cars so I guess it's dark enough.
Ripper: Let's go eat Sushi then!
Merc: -Grabs some Money and then leaves the room with ripper-
Ripper: -Looks around as they walk to sushi place- There sure is alot of people walking around at Nightime
Merc: Its a big active City, it would surprise me if there weren't many people in the streets at night. -Enters sushi bar-
Ripper: This place smells like Hastur.
Merc: .....Let's just.. sit down.. -Sits with Table-
Ripper: -Scrolls throug Menu- I want.. THAT!! -Points at something-
Merc: C... Calamari..? Are you sure? That's literally what Feaster is Made out of.
Ripper: That's why I want it.
Merc: ....One Calamari please. And some redwine.. I take 2 bottles..
Waitress: 2 bottles? That's very expensive sir.
Merc: -Looks at Ripper-
Ripper: -Looks at chopsticks and then puts them between his fingers making them look like Claws- Hey Naib! Look!
Merc: .....Yes. 2 bottles please.
Waitress: -Nods and goes to get their order-
Ripper: -Slashes air with Chopsticks pretending it's his claws and accidentally sends fogblade at Naib-
Merc: AAH! JACK!!
Ripper: -Drops chopsticks- Oh my god!
Merc: Nngh..! Thank god no one saw..
Ripper: -Panicking- Uh..! Heal..! Theres no survivors who can heal you here..!
Merc: Shh shh..! Jack..! It's fine..! Calm down, and take deep breaths.
Ripper: -Inhales and Exhales-
Merc: Good. Now give me the bag.
Ripper: -Gives Naib Nightingales bag-
Merc: -Looks through bag and picks up Syringes Emily Sent with them-
Ripper: That Doctor is a Genious..!
Merc: Shes prepared for everything even tho shes not even here I guess
Ripper: Why do you need two Syringes?
Merc: I heal slowly. One syringe is not enough. -Starts Healing-
Waitress: -Comes backs with food and Wine- Sir..! We do not do drugs inside the Resturant!
Merc: Its not Drugs, I suffer from a Medical condition and if I dont take my medicine every 2nd hour I might die. Do you want me to die?
Waitress: ..No sir. I apologize. -Leaves-
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