Ripper is gay

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-at phantom castle-

Dreamwitch: -Carries in Naib- I got a loss. Sorry.
Joseph: ....Is that the Mercenary?
Ripper: Naaaaaib!!!~ -Takes Naib from dreamwitchs and carries him-
Merc: Oh god not this guy..
Ripper: -Carries him the acessory way- Did the big mean Snake hurt you?!
Merc: -Struggles- No..! Let me down..!
Ripper: Poor Naiby im going to take care of your vounds..!
Merc: -Looks at Dreamwitch- Why does he keep babying me?!
Dreamwitch: -Shrugs-
Ripper: -Carries Naib away to bandage him-
Dreamwitch: -Calls in meetings so all Hunters appears-
Geisha: How did it go..?
Dreamwitch: I got a loss.
Wu chang: And what about that guy..? -Points at Naib who is trying to get away from ripper-
Dreamwitch: I didn't knock him down. The seer did.

Leo: Are you saying we should Hire the Guy in the Cape as a Hunter?
Dreamwitch: No! Im saying that we should be worried! If the survivors becomes enemies, they will stop cooperating and that takes the fun out of the game!!
Ripper: Seer hurt my Naib..?!
Merc: No..! You dont get it! Eli is always like this..! But he cant help it! We have learned how to Live with it and.. its okay! He's actually a really good friend.!
Ripper: So you dont want me to kill him?
Merc: No!! And let go of me..!
Geisha: Theres abuse on the survivor side..?
Merc: Its not. He only hurts me and Aesop once in a while but we dont mind it..! Its because we are friends and Friends beats eachother up! Its called play fight!
Hellember, Gamekeeper and Clown: -Looks at eachother and suddenly starts screaming and Fighting-

Spider: Look what you just did.
Feaster: ..Lets just trust him. He has no reason to lie about this.
Joseph: ....Aesop gets beat..?
Wu chang: You can talk to him Later Joseph. Lets just finnish the meeting first.
Axe kid: -Comes in Late- Im heeee- SURVIVOOOOOOOR!!! -Charges at Naib-
Ripper: -Stands up Carrying Naib so Axe kid Hits Rippers legs-
Axe kid: Dont worry guys!! I will take him down!! Its okay!! -Keeps Axing Rippers legs-
Ripper: hah hah hah!! You're funny. And tiny.
Dreamwitch servant: its okay Robbie. He is here to join our meeting today. You can decapitate survivors later. You are signed up to have the next match.
Axe kid: Yes!! Im going to kill them aaall!! Who am i up against?!
Geisha: Lets seee.. Foward, Prospector, Cordinator and Enchantress.
Axe kid: ....waaaaAAAAAAH!!! NO! I DONT WANT TO!! -Cries and screams on the floor-
Spider: Really..? Robbie is going against a team like that..?
Axe boi: They are going to hurt me!! Waaah!!!
Dreamwitch servant: Its okay Robbie! I believe in you!!
Axe kid: ...YEAH! Im going to beat the crap out of them!!
Merc: ....I never thought i feel bad for a Hunter.

Joseph: ...Jack, you take care of the Mercenary. I will go speak with Aesop Now.
Ripper: Okay!!~ Come Naib, let me show you my room!~ -Skips away while Carrying Naib-
Merc: Noo..! Let go of me..! Damn it.
Geisha: I'll stay here. I want to watch Robbies fight against this team of murderers.
Spider: Me too.
Mad eyes: -Sleeps on floor-
Dreamwitch: HEY! Old Man!! Wake up and turn on the live monitors!
Mad eyes: What?! Do it youselfs!! -Stands up and does it anyway-
Spider: what map are they having?
Geisha: Red Church.
Dreamwitch: This is going to be.. caothic.

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