batman family

Funny moments

1

6 years old Y/N: *planting some flowers in the yard while being all muddy and messy* Jason can you pass me the hoe?!

Jason: *holds Damian* 

Dick: *WHEEZES HARD*

Tim: PFFFT

Damian: *slams him with the mud at his face*

Y/N: o3o. . .*doesn't know what's funny*

2

Batman: whatever Jason does. he is still my son.

Superman: he killed 8 people.

Batman: he is adopted.

3

Loza: I just found out that I can do something weird.

Damian: what is it??

Loza: I can do a sound of a cat in heat-

Damian: Are you serious?

Loza: yes and  purrrrrreoww~

Pennyworth: *RUNS INSIDE LOOKING FOR THE CAT*

Damian: . . . . . . . . what-- what would you do with this?!!

Loza: *laughing* purrrrrrreowww~

Jason: *SLIPS INSIDE THE ROOM AGGRESSIVELY* 

Damian/Loza: . . .

Dick: Dude the fuck?

Jason: what---

4

*everyone playing truth or dare*

Loza: okay Dick! Truth or dare?!

Dick: okay dare.

Loza: I dare you to wear the Nightwing suit and throw it back.

Tim: what he will throw back???

Loza: no- like the throwback dance.

Dick: oh god-

Loza; do it!

Dick: no! you can't force me!!!!

Loza: I will tell Bruce then.

Dick: tell him what?

Loza: that you were the one who drew a penis in the Batcave and it wasn't Jason.

Dick: *covers her mouth*SHHH I WAS PISSED OKAY!?

Loza: *shrugs* then do it-

Damian: I kinda wanna see what throwing back is so-

Dick: *dresses in the Nightwing*. . .ugh I fucking hate you for this.

Loza: okay 3 2 1

Dick: *throws it back*.

Bruce: *walking in holding his coffee mug*. . . 

Alfred: *walking in with him while holding a towel* oh goodie...

Bruce: *turns around and leaves*I need Zatanna to brainwash this...

Jason: *WHEEZING*

5

Dick: Y/N look at the camera and say 'i got that fish'

3 years old Y/N: *holding the fish* I GOT THAT MOTHERFUCKING FISH >:3

Dick: *laughs nervously as he felt Bruce's grip on his nape* alright---

A/N:

lol.

i will get back to the cute moments i am sorry--