buying clothes
Dick: Hello.
Jason: hey what's up?
Dick: i need your help can you come here?
Jason: ugh i can't i'm busy buying clothes.
Dick: Alright,well hurry up and come over here.
Jason: i can't find them
Dick : what do you mean you can't find them?
Jason: i can't find them,there is only soup
Dick: what do you mean there is only soup?!
Jason: it means there is only soup.
Dick: well then get out of a soup aisle!
Jason: Alright, just don't shout at me!!
Jason: there is more soup.
Dick: what do you mean there is more soup?!
Jason: there's just more soup!
Dick: Get to the next aisle!!
Dick: where are you now?!!!
Jason: i'm at Soup!
Dick: what do you mean your at soup?!
Jason: i mean there is more soup!!
Dick: what store are you in?!!!
Jason: I am at the soup Store!!!!!!!
Dick: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE??!!
Jason: FUCK YOU!!!!
Hit or miss
*everyone is shopping and Tim saw a good laptop*
Tim: oh god this Laptop is a Hit or Miss!!!!
Dick: HIT OR MiSS
Loza: I BET THEY NEVER MISS,HUH?
Jason: YOU GOTTA BOYFRIEND I BET HE DOESN'T KISS YA
Loza: *MOAH*
Dick: HE WILL FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WON'T MESS YA
*everyone looks at Alexandra* . . .
Alexandra: . . . . *sighs* he will skrrt and hit the dab like wiz Khalifa . .
Damian: i am surrounded by idiots...
You got Dicked
Loza: why Batman is so serous?
Dick: of course he doesn't make Jokes!
Jason: he made Damian.
Tim: *to Damian* WOOOO YOU GOT BURNED
Dick Shock me Todd you finally said something intelligent
Tim: OOH YOU GOT DICKED
Taken from a vine
A gift from Talia Al Ghul
Alfred: Master Damian, there is a gift from your mother..
Damian: *takes it* its heavy. . .
Tim: probably its her disappoint in you...
Flash gets burnt
Flash: *to baby Y/n* you know Y/n? i am the fastest thing on earth!!! i do everything so fast and quickly
the 2 years old Y/n: that's probably the reason for why you don't date...
Flash: *stoned*
Batman: . . . . *is a proud father*
Don't mess with Angry Loza
Annoying person: A/P
A/P: why did the chicken Cross the road?
loza: why?
A/P: to get to the idiot's house! okay that was bad now Knock knock
Loza: who is there?
A/P: the Chicken
People:OOOOOOOHHHH
Loza: i have a funnier one...Knock Knock
A/P: who is there?
Loza: punch
A/P: Punch who?
Loza: Punch to your face *punches them right in the face*
Dick, Jason and Tim: OOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyways guys i won't be answering the questions of the Damian Al Ghul til i get a lot of questions so i won't have to do more than 1 part.
also which one was your favorite??
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batman family
Fanfiction'' THIS BOOK NEEDS MORE WORK '' It contains so many grammar mistakes and wrong information but i am doing my best so qwq there will be x reader . stories between the brothers . NO SEXUAL CONTENTS . cat batfamily x reader (heck yeah) . funny momen...
