if Alexandra was in a middle of a breakdown
Alexandra: *points at Batman* Fuck you.
*points at Nightwing* Fuck you.
*points at redhood* fuck you.
*points at Alfred*... you are good.
*points at Red Robin* fuck you.
*points at Robin* i once fucked you so hey.
We had an Alarm for that??!
Everyone in the batcave minding their own business.
suddenly an alarm went off
everyone:?!
Batman: your mother is close *said to Damian*
Damian: fuck.
Everyone: *freaks out and puts their suits on*
Loza: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!
Everyone:?????*stops what they are doing*
Loza: we had an Alarm for that?!!!
Alfred: expect anything from Batman,Loza...expect anything...
Loza: does this mean you also have an Alarm for the justice league when they are here for a visit or something???
Batman: *smirks*
Loza: no way...
if Loza was kidnapped by the joker
Joker: are you ready to die?! *laughs*
Loza: well yeah kinda...
Joker: ?!
Loza: so i want my own death to be piece of art, less bloody but violent. no Explosions i am sick of them besides you have done it before, no feed me for dogs i have terrible flash_
Joker; are you having a depression?
Loza: not really but i lost my sketch book...besides i am in art block.
Joker; aww....
taken from a vine.
Dick:
Show me what you have?!
Damian: A KNIFE
Dick : NO *runs after him*
truth or dare gone wrong
Dick: truth or Dare?
Jason: dare.
Dick: i dare you to go and flirt with Alfred.
Loza: oh...i guess this is a bad idea.
Damian: i agree..
Jason: *gets up and walks to the kitchen*
Alfred: *is cooking*
Jason: *takes a deep breathe*... what's cooking good looking?
Alfred: *stops what he is doing*
_two minutes later_
Jason: *is a screaming mess while running* I AM SORRY! I AM SORRY! FUCK!!!!!
Alfred: *running behind him with a broomstick*
Damian: *cracks up then hided it quickly*
Misunderstanding
*everyone went for shopping so everyone came back holding tons of stuff*
Dick: its hanging from my hips take it and put it in the hole.
Tim: are you watching what you are saying?
Jason: dirty...
Damian: filthy, Grayson.
Alexandra: FOR THE FUCK SAKE HE MEANS TAKE THE KEY THAT ITS HANGING FROM HIS BELT THEN PUT IT IN THE GODDAMN KEYHOLE.
Dick Telling dirty jokes.
Dick: hey Tim.
Tim: yes?
Dick: wanna hear a clean joke?
Tim:...okay..?
Dick: Mike took a bath with bubbles..wanna hear a dirty one?
Tim:....sure..?*takes a sip from his coke*
Dick: bubbles was a man.
Tim: *chokes and cracks up*
Jason telling dirty joke.
Jason: hey Loza.
Loza: ???
Jason: what did the butt cheek said to the other one?
Loza: don't say it....
Jason: together we can stop this shit.
Loza: YOU FUCKING FILTHY ANIMAL *hitting him with a pillow*
Jason: *laughing*
which one is your favorite?
KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
batman family
Fiksi Penggemar'' THIS BOOK NEEDS MORE WORK '' It contains so many grammar mistakes and wrong information but i am doing my best so qwq there will be x reader . stories between the brothers . NO SEXUAL CONTENTS . cat batfamily x reader (heck yeah) . funny momen...
