so here some funny moments til we get a lot of questions and dares!
your daughter is getting raped!!!!
Loza: *looks at her phone 'mom is calling'*...*looks nervously at the boys*
the boys: *minding their own business*. . .
Loza: *pick it up nervously* hello mom..?
the boys: *looks at her and smirks*
_1 minute later_
Mother: what is this weird background noise,Aya?
Loza: I SWEAR ITS THE TV
Jason: *making a girly loud moans*
Dick:*banging with the pans*
Tim: *laughing his ass off really loud on the ground*
Damian: *playing a really loud music*
Loza: ALFRED PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!*screaming while holding the phone running*
The boys: *following her making the weird loud noises*
Mother: (loza's father name) YOUR DAUGHTER IS GETTING RAPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*freaking out literally*
taken from a vine
Loza: *sitting down on the couch eating noodles*
literally no one:
Jason: *shoots in the air with his gun making a loud bang*
Loza: *falls off the couch* THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!
Jason: *Laughs his ass off*
taken from a vine 2
if Jason babysit Y/N for 2 hours
2 years old Y/n : GIVE YOUR FUCKING MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*throws the doll to the wall*
Jason: i am so proud..* wipes away a tear of happiness.*
no one:
literally no one:
Jason: *comes in breaking the door with his leg* SURPRISE SLUTS GUESS WHO CAME BACK FROM HELL.
Alexandra and Damian fighting:
Damian: idiot
Alexandra: brat
Damian: screw you
Alexandra: shitty head
Damian: eat shit and die
Alexandra: eat shit and live.
Dick telling a dirty joke again.
Dick: its long, hard and has cum between it
Tim: dirty bastard.
Jason: . . . fucking dirty bitch
Damian: filthy Grayson
Alexandra: HE MEANT CUCUMBERS YOU FUCKING DIRTY MINDED FREAKS.
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batman family
Fanfiction'' THIS BOOK NEEDS MORE WORK '' It contains so many grammar mistakes and wrong information but i am doing my best so qwq there will be x reader . stories between the brothers . NO SEXUAL CONTENTS . cat batfamily x reader (heck yeah) . funny momen...
