Glitter Bomb

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A young greenette ran from rooftop to rooftop, occasionally having to jump down or climb up. A black haired hobo looking man was right on his tail.

"Give it up kid, just come quietly"

The greenette suddenly stopped and turned sharply to face the older, a large grin spreading across his face. He looks at where the guy was standing, causing him to look down too.

"...Shit"

POOF

Pink glitter exploded from a mini bomb on the floor, right underneath him. Aizawa swatted it away but by the time he could see again, the greenette was gone. He sighed and started walking home, covered in pink glitter.

Ua Staff Chat

System: Grumpy Cat is online

Grumpy Cat: I'm so fucking done with this brat.

Cockatoo: what's up Sho? Have a run in with your favourite problem child again?

Grumpy Cat: Shut up.

Kinky~: What was it this time? Ice water? Slime? Glitter? Or did the kid tie you to a pole again while holding a cat just out of reach?

Grumpy Cat: it was fucking glitter
I had to shower for an hour to get it all off

Evil Rat Genius: Eraser, you can't say you don't enjoy the kids company

Grumpy Cat: I don't. Caused me nothing but problems.

Mysterious is online

Kinky~: oh I forgot about them!

Mysterious: nice to know you think about me gorgeous😔

Grumpy Cat: thirteenth reason

Yee-haw🤠: did.. did Aizawa just meme?
@Problem Solver I think we need your help

Problem Solver: Sure. It seems that Aizawa is so done with life he has decided to stop caring about his reputation

Grumpy Cat: why don't you just punch me

Cockatoo: Lmao, Sho your pain makes me oddly happy

Mysterious: Sadist

Kinky~: Kinky

Grumpy Cat: I need sleep.

Grumpy Cat has gone offline

Cockatoo: LMAO YALL SCARED HIM OFF

Mysterious: Yall🤠

Pirate: Yall🤠

Cockatoo: you wound me, Ecto😔

Pirate: Good. Who is 'Mysterious'?

Evil Rat Genius: A kid I added on accident.

Pirate: and why is a kid awake at this time?

Cockatoo: Good question! Why are you up little listener?

Mysterious: you see I could go the sarcastic route
But I'm going to tease you instead.
Why haven't you asked out Eraser-chan yet?

Kinky~: Eraser-chan?

Mysterious: It's a nickname Midi-chan! You guys have way too long hero names!

Cockatoo: I-

Coackatoo is offline

Mysterious: maybe he went to Eraser-chan😏

Pirate: are we sure this is a kid?

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