Aftermath

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I FOUND THAT IN MY CAMERA ROLL, THAT IS 100% HOW THE ALL MIGHT HOLOGRAM LOOKS

UA Staff Chat

Dadzawa: why do I have a headache

Cockatoo: you just have a headache? I feel like my head is going to explode

Vape Cloud: my teenage body can't handle this

Too Bright: so hard to smile rn when I'm throwing up every 2 minutes

Literal Goddess: aw! Poor Toga. You're all lightweights!

Mysterious: aren't they? I suppose heroes aren't supposed to drink much but still

Evil Rat Genius: alcohol is poisonous for me, y'all are lucky I have a good sense of smell or I'd be dead by now

Mysterious: You have to admit it was funny!

Evil Rat Genius: I suppose seeing Mt Lady running around like a psychopath was quite entertaining

Kinky~: any of y'all know if I atleast got dicked down, I remember nothing but feel sore af

Minizawa: you went home with the green haired one, if that helps?

Dadzawa: you screwed Joke?

Kinky~: oops? Where tf is she then? No way she dicked and dipped

System: Mysterious added Miss Joke

Miss Joke: heyooooo UA awesome party last night!

Mysterious: thank you!

Kinky~: Joke did we fuck last night?

Miss Joke: woah- didn't hesitate! We did yeah, it was great :)

Dadzawa: please spare us the details

Miss Joke: AIZAWA! Do you wanna marry me?

Dadzawa: no.

Kinky~: well shit, we should totally do that again but sober

Miss Joke: I'm up for it! No strings attached?

Kinky~: no strings attached

System: Better #1 is online

Better #1: I feel like my brain got poked by millions of tiny insects

Vlad King: specific but accurate

Dadzawa: everyone going on the trip tomorrow better be hangover free or I'm going to kick your asses to the sun

Cockatoo: siryessir

Handjob: I feel like I was kicked in the head by crusty's heavy ass boots

Crusty: wtf is that supposed to mean. Anyway I thought you could hold your drink

Handjob: I can. Doesn't mean I don't get a shitty hangover

Once: I feel like shit. I feel great!

Afo: I got so many good blackmail videos lmao

Mysterious: wait you were there?

Afo: I lurked in the corner. I'm not stupid enough to show my current civilian identity to pro heroes. Peace treaty broken btw

Mysterious: fair

1-B Prince: Izuku I am going to fucking kill you

Mysterious: uh oh. Sho-chan save me!

Todoroki Shoto: motherfucker. I stg if you ever leave me with a drunk Neito again I will freeze you and throw you in the Pacific Ocean

1-B Prince: I wasn't that bad.

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