UA Staff Chat
System: Mysterious is online
Mysterious: Is everyone awake?
Kinky~: of course we are! We're responsible adults after all!
Cockatoo: what's up listener?
Mysterious: idk not much other than THE FUCKING ENTERANCE EXAM IS TODAY ?!
Pure: this kid radiates 'anxiety'
Mysterious: takes one to know one
Pure: sounds about right
Mysterious: anyway- has anyone seen Toshi?
Cockatoo: I thought he was with you?
Dadzawa: he's with me
Mysterious: ok- can you tell him to come meet me? We need to study
Dadzawa: what the fuck are you going to study an hour before the written exam?
Mysterious: I need to cram because I couldn't find the motivation to study before now and I'm totally fucked if I don't
System: Floof is online
Floof: get your shit ready, I'm on the way
Mysterious: my hero
System: 2 users are offline
Cockatoo: @Evil Rat Genius
Evil Rat Genius: yes?
Cockatoo: Sooo- if the machines used to mark the written tests just so happen to break will the teachers have to grade them?
Evil Rat Genius: seeing as you are the best staff in Japan, yes, you will. Why?
Dadzawa: Don't you fucking dare
Kinky~: no! Please don't I don't want to be stuck marking for the next few weeks
Literal Drill: I swear to god Mic
Yee-haw: and if my gun just so happens to misfire it's not my fault, right?
Cockatoo: that's just incase it goes horribly wrong! A last resort!
Evil Rat Genius: and if I just so happen to accidentally do this and pretend this conversation never happened none of you would tell anyone
System: Evil Rat Genius cleared the chat
Hitoshi, who was at a coffee shop with Aizawa, ran to Izuku's room just to find him surrounded by paper completely stressed out, mumbling at rapid speeds under his breath
"Ohmygodimsostupidwhythefuckdidntmylazyassjuststudywhenihadthechancetonowihavetodoitwhenicouldbesleepingoronagoodluckdatewithmyboyfriendsfuckyoupastme"
"Hey- Izu. Calm down it's gonna be fine. Just tell me what you need help with the most and I'll show you how to do it"
Izuku looked up and a look of pure relief spread across his face.
"Toshi! You're here, thank god! I need so much help in math I don't get it at all"
"Ok... what exactly do you need help with?"
Hitoshi moved closer, and what was on the papers looked like absolute nonsense.
"Algebra!"
"Izu I know what algebra is but this looks like a bunch of numbers and letters were shit out and plonked randomly onto the page. Are you sure this is middle school level stuff?"
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Bnha ✨Wrong Number✨
FanfictionIzuku. A vigilante who gets added to a groupchat of pro heroes and turns himself in. Hitoshi. The son of Eraserhead, a hero that had been glitter bombed by the vigilante more times than he wished to admit. Shoto. The son of the #2 pro hero, who was...
