Love Muffin
Compress: Are we even the league of villains anymore?
Shigaraki: wdym?
Compress: I think we should change name to the league of hero fuckers
Magne: WHAT
Compress: Shigaraki got with Eraserhead
Shigaraki: ok and?
Magne: nah...
Compress: Dabi's regularly fucking Hawks
Dabi: hes a good fuck
Spinner: i didnt need to know
Compress: NO CUS YOURE NOT FREE OF SIN EITHER I CAUGHT YOU LISTENING TO MICS RADIO SHOW.
Spinner: ...
Toga: CALLED OUT LMAO
Compress: Arent u into the girl in 1a? And didn't you literally fuck your brothers boyfriend?
Toga: ok but HE asked ME
Compress: The only ones who havent fucked heroes are me, Magne and Afo. And Akira. And Twice, maybe.
Afo: well actually
Compress: are u kidding
Afo: technically she was a vigilante
Compress: I DONT WANT TO KNOW
Magne: dw i got my slutty submissive villain men u dont gotta worry about me
Compress: nah im so done, spinner im stealing mic idc
Spinner: WHAT
Spinner: NO?
Spinner: STAY BACK I WILL BITE GRRR BACK MINE
Shigaraki: .... is this who we are?
Dabi: is this what we represent?
Compress: one look at my face and he'll be in love with me
Toga: you do have a handsome face!!
Twice: what?
Twice: oh i fucked a hero
Twice: no i didnt thats a lie
Compress: which one was the lie...
Compress: i dont even want to know. i have officially lost my will to be a villain.
a/n ok just a quick little thing cus i havent posted in a while. its super short but im actually working on a new chapter :D
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Bnha ✨Wrong Number✨
FanfictionIzuku. A vigilante who gets added to a groupchat of pro heroes and turns himself in. Hitoshi. The son of Eraserhead, a hero that had been glitter bombed by the vigilante more times than he wished to admit. Shoto. The son of the #2 pro hero, who was...
