Bnha ✨Wrong Number✨

Aizawa's really shitty day

T/W: Sh- relapse, insecurities, panic attack
It starts where the ⚠️ emojis are and goes until the end of the chapter

Also, I'm not bothering too much about worrying with the timeline in this, so some of it might not add up right.

1-A Groupchat

Mysterious: FORWARD MARCH AND HERE WE GO! MEMBERS OF THE AGENCY BA-KU-GO!

Forward March: you better not start that shit- WAIT WHICH FUCKING EXTRA CHANGED MY NAME

Mysterious: who else here knows the chant for your hero agency of obnoxious 4 year olds?

Bondage Kink: NO WAY DID HE REALLY?

Pikapika: But- he's such a loner now why would anyone follow him?

Mysterious: well, Kaminari, it's because he was powerful and got his quirk before the other snobs

Forward March: they weren't as bad as you say

Mysterious: I mean they're like part of my trauma but sure

Floof: part of? You wasted our whole therapy lesson talking about how 'Kacchans dickhead goblins' were assholes

Todoroki Shoto: it was very entertaining.

Floof: we literally went there to help you with your breakdown how was that entertaining

Todoroki Shoto: "those shit headed stupid ass freaks think they have the right to trip me over? Yeah I still remember what the prick did. It was when I was 3. And? I have a damn good memory"

Mysterious: okay ?! Like you didn't spend a whole hour talking about how your dad heated your soba and that 'just wasn't it'

Ears: I adore how this chat has just become us watching their relationship drama

Richrichbitch: I hate to admit it, but it is entertaining

Mysterious: well this chat was a pleasure to be in as always but daddyzawa is @ing me so it must be important

System: Mysterious is offline

Floof: NO WAY HE JUST CALLED MY DAD DADDY

Floof: THIS SHIT IS WHY I NEED THERAPY

System: Floof is offline

UA Staff Chat

Dadzawa: @mysterious

Kinky~: ooooh~ what's this?

Dadzawa: @mysterious

Floof: someone change their name before I see them called 'daddyzawa' again

Dadzawa: what in the frickity fuck

Cockatoo: I bet it was either mysterious or Kaminari

Yee-haw: why Kaminari?

Cockatoo: he radiates bisexual simp

Mysterious: sup Dadzawa?

Dadzawa: Why. In the fuck. Was there a mini glitter bomb. In my morning coffee?

Mysterious: ABORT MISSION BITCHES TIME TO MOVE OUT

System: Mysterious is offline

Dadzawa: that kid is the reason for 90% of my trauma

Problem Solver: they aren't kidding either. Literally 95% of our sessions is talking about mysterious.

Cockatoo: hold on- Sho does therapy? Voluntarily?