Bnha ✨Wrong Number✨

Therapy ended with Murder!

Izuku, Mic, Aizawa, Hitoshi, Shoto and Endeavor were all sat on the sofa. They decided to open their letters from UA at the same time.

All three were calm on the outside. Izuku was confident. They knew theyd get in, no doubt. Hitoshi however.. he was inwardly screaming. Shoto was, well, Shoto. Eerily calm.

"Sho-chan! Your first!"

"What? Ok, but why me?"

"Me and Toshi will have the same letter so it's boring if we read it first!"

Shoto opened his envelope and a metal thing fell out, projecting a hologram of all might.

"AHH NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER!"

That projection was frozen in a block of ice before Endeavor could even yell "SHOTOOOOO!"

Izuku keeled over laughing along with Mic.

"I- Sho I love you so much- pffft-"

The ice user just pouted.

"I didn't mean to. The bitch scared me! Jumping out of nowhere like that. What did he expect? Especially with that creepy ass smile"

Aizawa just let out a long, drawn out sigh.

"The projection was just to 'hype the youth up' in Nemuri's words. All the information is in the actual letter.

Izuku grinned and looked at Hitoshi and Shoto with an evil smirk.

"How about for date night we re-code the hologram and put All Ass in different outfits?"

"You know what, sound better than our last date already."

The three adults looked at them curiously before Endeavor spoke up.

"Shoto I swear to god if they took you to a strip club or some gay bar for your first date-"

Shoto looked him straight in the eyes and deadpanned.

"Something like that."

Aizawa chocked on their coffee and Mic almost accidentally let off his quirk.

"Hitoshi you took my future son in law to a gay bar for a date?"

"No! Not a gay bar! And it was Izu's idea anyway he took us there!"

"Oh my god Nemuri is going to have a field day with this!"

UA Staff Chat

Cockatoo: KANSHSJABSHS NEMURI YOULL NEVER GUESS WHAT

Kinky~: OH MY GOD DID MT LADY FLASH THE PRESS

Cockatoo: WHAT NO? WE FOUND OUT ABOUT WHEN IZUKU TOOK HITOSHI AND SHOTO ON A DATE

Kinky~: oh. DO TELL

Cockatoo: THEY TOOK THEM TO A GAY BAR

System: Mysterious is online

Mysterious: no I took them to a villain bar there's a difference

Floof: Dumbass.

Dadzawa: you took my son WHERE?

Kinky~: Mysterious you are actually a legend.

Yee-haw: I agree with the above statement.

Evil Rat Genius: I'm curious. How do you know villains Mysterious?

Mysterious: I was a vigilante, of course I know villains?

System: All Whore is online

All Whore: Young Mirio please reconsider there isn't much time!