UA Staff Chat
(This is after their 2:00am patrol with him btw-)
System: Mysterious has added Yasu to the groupchat
Mysterious: hello Yasu! It's Atlas
Yasu: hello.
Kinky~: ooooh! So this is the guy you're interning with! I can smell the mystery from here~
Dadzawa: god, tone it down
Cockatoo: what's up dude! I'm Present Mic
Kinky~: I'm midnight!
Yee-haw: snipe.
Hawks: I'm Hawks, if ya couldn't tell
Better #1: Endeavor.
Yasu: oh great, limelight heroes. Fantastic.
Minizawa: not a fan of them?
Yasu: should I be?
Mysterious: they aren't limelight heroes, just daytime heroes!
Miss Joke: I'm ms joke! Hey, do you like laughing?
Yasu: laughing is stupid
Dadzawa: I already like this guy, he gets it
Yasu: and you are?
Dadzawa: Eraserhead.
Yasu: oh, hello
Kinky~: WAIT WHY DO THEY GET A HELLO AND NOT ME
Cockatoo: SO OFFENDED RN
Yasu: this. This is why daytime heroes annoy me.
Cockatoo: it's because I like men, isn't it?
Yee-haw: LMAO NO YOU DIDNT
Yasu: if I was homophobic I definitely would not have taken Atlas and Hypnos as interns.
Kinky~: who?
Mysterious: that would be us!
Kinky~: YOU CHOSE HERO NAMES AND DIDNT EVEN TELL ME
Hawks: damn little bird, and I thought we were close
Mysterious: WAIT HAWKS NO IM SORRY YOU JUST DIDNT ASK
Minizawa: @Yasu what's that supposed to mean
Yasu: Just keep the.. obvious tension.. to a minimum until we aren't patrolling or training
Dadzawa: how do y'all eye fuck with masks on?
Cockatoo: pls why is that your first question
Mysterious: we're just talented
Todoroki Shoto: it's kinda homophobic that I wasn't included in this
Minizawa: dw, we can just actually fuck you
Yasu: maybe I shouldn't have joined this group.
Minizawa: sorry sensei
Yasu: stop calling me that
Mysterious: our bad Yasu sensei
System: Yasu is offline
Dadzawa: please- can you not just be respectful for once
System: Yasu is online
Yasu: I forgot to ask. Atlas, how's your arm?
Mysterious: awwww, you do care!
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Bnha ✨Wrong Number✨
FanfictionIzuku. A vigilante who gets added to a groupchat of pro heroes and turns himself in. Hitoshi. The son of Eraserhead, a hero that had been glitter bombed by the vigilante more times than he wished to admit. Shoto. The son of the #2 pro hero, who was...