Credits to AntisocialW0rm for the idea for Kurogiri (oboro's)(?) new chat name
For the sake of this fic we will be pretending that poly, gay marriage is legal. Like it should be.
Also, do yall think it would make sense if Shigaraki was a little (age regression)? I mean- it makes sense to me but idk
UA Staff Chat
Misty Man: what's up idiots I'm back
Handjob: Kurogiri??
Kinky~: Oboro??
Misty Man: in the flesh! Flesh? I guess not seeing as I don't have flesh anymore!
Vlad King: good to know you're alive, Shirakumo
Better #1: Whats up loser
Misty Man: oh my god- Enji Todoroki? You became the number one? Jesus, this country has really gone to shit!
Crispy: okay what the fuck? Do we get our Kurogiri back or?
Misty Man: you know what I would love to go back. That's a lie- I wouldn't. IM FREE BITCHES I CAN THINK FOR MYSELF!
Handjob: I'm happy for you, Kurogiri. Or Shirakumo? I'm sorry you lost so many years of your life- I didn't know you were a hero originally
Party Healer: Shirakumo.
Misty Man: uh oh
Party Healer: it's good to have you back.
Misty Man: phew
System: Mysterious is online
Mysterious: DADZAWA EMERGENCY
Dadzawa: What?
Mysterious: I MAY OR MAY NOT BE RUNNING FOR MY LIFE FROM A CRAZY BITCH
Crazy: I'm not crazy I just want your blood!
Misty Man: okay what the fuck? Is this a new kids game or something?
Mysterious: Kurogiri can talk like that?
Crazy: i guess everything I taught him is finally paying off!
Misty Man: lol no. Hiya! I'm Shirakumo Oboro!
Mysterious: oh? I thought you were long dead?
Misty Man: ouch kid, that one was blunt. I'm totally alive!
Mysterious: you like pranks, right? Dad told me a little about you
Misty Man: hold on- DAD? I'm sorry lmao. Which one of you is responsible enough for kids, apart from Shouta
Cockatoo: um
Misty Man: no way! Oh- Are you and Shouta together yet?
Kinky~: yes they are! It only took them 10 FUCKING YEARS ?!???? Still mad about that.
Misty Man: oh. Yeah that doesn't surprise me they're both dense little shits
Dadzawa: I'm dense? And you aren't? Oboro I have been in love with you for like 20 years and you still haven't noticed.
Cockatoo: oh we're doing this now
Misty Man: I- what ?!
System: 3 users are offline
Evil Rat Genius: oh- some drama is good for the soul
Mysterious: right?
Ten minutes later
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