Before we start I know not all counsellors are like this but mine was so I'm projecting yet again :)
UA Staff Chat
Evil Rat Genius: I have an announcement!
Cockatoo: yes Nezu?
Evil Rat Genius: 1-As trip is being pushed back a week, as we will be having a mental health week. I'll go over more details in our next meeting!
Handjob: damn, we ain't even need to break in. They're just handing us the information on a silver platter
Crispy: they aren't the smartest
Mysterious: I know where your base is, don't test me crusty
Handjob: you fucking wouldn't
Mysterious: anyways- how are you doing your villain shit without Kurogiri?
Handjob: backup plans are always necessary
Mysterious: if you attack I'm not going to hold back on your ass
Handjob: bring it, you little shit
Kinky~: what great friendly rivalry!
Floof: midnight is like that one teacher in middle school who ignored all bullying and passed it off as kids joking around
Todoroki Shoto: frfr
Kinky~: well damn, that hurted
Denki Kaminari: uh- hi
Yee-haw: oh, I forgot the kid was here. What's up?
Denki Kaminari: I'm just wondering why I'm still here even though I already told everyone?
Dadzawa: do you want to leave
Denki Kaminari: no- I didn't say that
Dadzawa: good, because you're not
Cockatoo: protective Sho protective Sho
Vape Cloud: he cares so much about the students it's adorable
Better #1: he secretly cares about everyone but he won't show if because of t r a u m a
Dadzawa: Todoroki Enji I swear to fucking god-
Better #1: ooh- the legal name, scary
Dadzawa: don't say I'm traumatised, if you say it like that I'll have to go to that therapy shit again
Denki Kaminari: speaking of therapy, I really don't think that it's necessary for me to go
Evil Rat Genius: Humans confuse me. Even when they're so clearly in pain they don't ask for help
Denki Kaminari: wow- okay then
Mysterious: I feel very called out
Todoroki Shoto: ^
Dadzawa: ^
Floof: Denks, you should join us in our therapy session
Problem Solver: uh- you know what I'm not sure that's the greatest idea
Denki Kaminari: really? Yeah sounds fun!
Problem Solver: damnit.
Denki Kaminari: oh- if it's a problem I don't have to
Problem Solver: no it's fine, I'm just worried that being in their therapy session will traumatise you more
Mysterious: aren't you a therapist? You aren't supposed to say that shit
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