CULT

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1-A Groupchat

Vroomvroom: Aizawa sensei told me to tell you all that our school trip is postponed until next week, so you will have to get your parents permission again!

Alien Queen: damnit! What could be more important than this?

Mysterious: what if villains had attacked the place we were going? Or it had been robbed?

Alien Queen: was it? Oh my god that's terrible!

Floof: no, that's just them being a dickhead

Revelry: Mysterious, join my cult.

Mysterious: ooh- I'm in!

Todoroki Shoto: absolutely not

Floof: count me in too

Ears: I want in.

Pikapika: can I join?

Forward March: I get the other extras, but mr happy dunce dude?

Manliest: don't be like that Bakubro!

Bondage Kink: he loves us really, he just won't say it because of his fat ass ego

Mysterious: he does have one fat ass tho

Forward March: ... what?

Bondage Kink: that's what you got from that sentence?

Floof: I wish I could disagree, but your right

Forward March: hold on-

Todoroki Shoto: he is hella thicc

Forward March: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EXTRAS LOOKING AT MY ASS

Mysterious: because you have a nice ass?

Todoroki Shoto: Bakugou, you fell ass first onto my face in training, I literally couldn't see anything other than your ass.

Twinkling: mon dieu..

Bondage Kink: that's kinda gay though

Floof: lucky

Floaty: say it with me. Partners who simp together stay together

Mysterious: I love that. That is now my life motto. Anyway- about this cult

Revelry: yes?

Mysterious: are there any members outside of 1a?

Revelry: Shihai from 1b. He understands the true darkness.

Todoroki Shoto: we should get Nezu to make this an official school club so we can get funding

Floof: ily, you're a genius

Mysterious: to the other gc!

UA Staff Chat

Mysterious: Nezu

Evil Rat Genius: yes?

Yee-haw: how did you answer that so fast?

Evil Rat Genius: I'm just that superior to you humans. So, what is it Izuku?

Mysterious: I would like to create a school club.

Dadzawa: kid, you do realise that UA has never had clubs.

Floof: -which is stupid because students need opportunities to interact between classes to relieve all the tensions caused by the sports festival

Todoroki Shoto: go Hito go

Kinky~: the kid has a point. There's always so much tension, and not the good kind

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