Bnha ✨Wrong Number✨

Mental Health Assembly

UA Staff Chat

Cockatoo: how'd the date go

Dadzawa: considering the fact that Izuku and Hitoshi didn't come home last night, they're either dead or it was really good

Vape Cloud: calm down! Izubro texted me and told me they wouldn't be back

Dadzawa: and you didn't tell me?

Vape Cloud: ..I thought I did

System: the LOV + trauma trio are online

Dadzawa: explain yourselves.

Mysterious: uh- we had a fam-

Floof: got his phone.

Cockatoo: nono, let them continue

Floof: Shoto do something

Todoroki Shoto: I- uh- we- WEHADAFOURSOME

Dadzawa: w h a t

Floof: h u h

Todoroki Shoto: yeah, remember? Last night?

Floof: ohhh- right. Yeah.

They did not in fact have a foursome. But better this than pro heroes finding out they're related to villains. Even though these pro heroes are talking to the villains regularly, it's best not to risk it.

Denki Kaminari: nice one bros

Vlad King: I thought I told Monoma no 1-A assholes

Dadzawa:...

Vape Cloud:...

Kinky~: lmaooo he dead. Dead as hell.

Cockatoo: I'm sorry, what did you just call my kid?

Yee-haw: here we have a dadmic in his natural habitat

Hawks: observe as he destroys his prey, the blood loving Vlad King

Vlad King: I said they're 1-A assholes

Cockatoo: speaking of assholes, how would you like my foot up yours? TURN AROUND MOTHERFUCKER

System: 2 users are offline

Better #1: as you should mic

Todoroki Shoto: ain't that your fuck buddy he's killing

Better #1: do I really have to explain to you why mic loosening his asshole is beneficial for me?

Todoroki Shoto: nope, please don't

Denki Kaminari: WAIT VLAD SENSEI BOTTOMS?

Better #1: Uh.. yeah?

Denki Kaminari: FUCKING DAMNIT

Mysterious: PAY UP BITCH. I FUCKIN KNEW ENDEAVOR IS TOP

Better #1: did you just..

Kinky~: yes they did bet on your sex life