Not so Asexual

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UA Staff Chat

System: Mysterious is online
(Idk if I've mentioned this already but all the staff, + the people in the gc + the 'future big 3' know about ofa)
(Also in this au everyone gets dorms in the second year- just roll with it lol)

Mysterious: Good morning everyone!

*cricket noises*

Mysterious: ....
Mysterious: GET THE FUCK UP IDIOTS

System: Everyone is online (-All Whore)

Mysterious: better!

Dadzawa: what the fuck could you possibly want at 9am on a Sunday?

Cockatoo: I'm sure it's important!

Mysterious: this is VERY important! Nezu, you here?

Evil Rat Genius: Yes, I am. What is it you need?

Mysterious: so you know the UA hero course enterance exam?

Evil Rat Genius: No, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Mysterious: haha, very funny. Well, could me and Toshi take it as a duo and split our points?

Shinso Hitoshi: Hey ,love, I think you forgot to talk to me about this😀

Mysterious: you're up for it though right? We both have a disadvantage in this stupid exam, sooo two disadvantages make an advantage? Also call me love again that made me heart go crazy

Evil Rat Genius: hmmm. Well I don't see why not. I've been trying to change the exam ever since Aizawa's time at UA but the commission won't allow me to.

Kinky~: partners in love and fighting. What a beautiful couple!

Mysterious: aren't we? Anyway thank you Nezu- also

System: Mysterious has added three users

Yee-haw🤠: not even going to question how you got admin

Nejire Hado: Hello!

Mirio Togata: What's up?

Amajiki Tamaki: hi..

Dadzawa: problem child? Not that I'm against it, but why are they here?

Mysterious: shhhh Dadzawa theyre your son and son in laws friends

Kinky~: son in- you smooth fucker

Shinso Hitoshi: loloolokkokloksnwjs not panicking rn not me wrong bitch

Nejire Hado: Awwwww aren't they the cutest couple ever!

Mirio Togata: I agree! They're perfect for eachother

Dadzawa: Hitoshi? Making friends? They can stay, I approve

Evil Rat Genius: I see no reason for them to leave, they are the future big three!

System: All Whore is online

All Whore: I AM HER- who changed my name?

Kinky~: PFF BAHSBHAHAHAHHA I LOVE IT

Yee-haw🤠: LMAO IT SUITS YOU YAGI

Cockatoo: LOL WHOEVER DID THAT ILY

Mysterious: I feel so loved right now

All Whore: oh, of course it was you

Mirio Togata: All Might? Did we miss something?

Evil Rat Genius: as the youth would say.... oh shit

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