1.
Briant: "Look at this graph!"
*Guitar music*
2.
Max: "So uh. Basically what I was thinking was uh.."
*Mark punches Max in the face*
Max: "Ah.. Fuck. I can't you believe you done this.
3.
Angel just walking around the house, with a plate full of croissants.
Vade, jump-scaring Angel: "*Screams*"
Angel: "AHH!! Stop!! I could've dropped my croissants.."
4.
CJ: "Hi, I'm CJ and I'm your freestyle dance teacher!"
*Insert CJ just fucking popping off to the music <3*
5.
Abel: "'Road work ahead'? Uh YEAH I sure hope it does?!"
6.
Briant just doing his normal ass shit. Bright ruining it.
Briant: "Bright."
7.
Vade waking up the whole household up, with pans: "I AIN'T GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF Y'ALL!! Y'ALL NEVER GONNA SLEEP CUZ OF ME!!"
8.
Angel: "Oh hi, thanks for checking in! I'm-"
Vade: "Still a piece of garbage~"
9.
CJ recording Max and Abel: "Two bros chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay!"
10.
Olley: "Welcome to bible study! We're all children of JESUS. HOOMBAAYAA-"
11.
Olley: "I'm washing me in my clothes, bitch!"
Angel: "She drunk as hell-"
Olley: "I'm washing me in my clothes.."
12.
Ruby: "CJ has 19 bottles of dish-soap and he gives-"
Mark: "Wait.. WHY DOES CJ HAVE SO MANY SOAPS?"
CJ: "MIND YO BUSINESS MARK!"
13.
Briant: "STOP saying that I look like chicken little. He's dumb, and he's a coward. AND I'M NOT A COWARD!!"
14.
Angel: "So you were hanging out with Vade yesterday?!"
Ruby: "B-But Angel It's not what you think!"
Angel: "I won't hesitate, bitch."
*Funni joke.*
15.
Swap!Angel: "Baby look! It's the Good Kush!"
Swap!CJ: "It's the dollar store, how good can it be?"
Swap!Angel: "*wHeEze*"
16.
Faith: "Hey, I'm lesbian!"
Olley: "I thought you were American!"
17.
Abel: "Um CJ? Can you read number 3 for the squad?"
CJ: "No I cannot."
Waddup? I'm CJ, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read.
18.
Lighty fucking breaking down.
Olley: "WHAT THE FUCK LIGHTY?!"
19.
Swap!Vade: "What did you say?!"
Swap!Angel: "I said 'Whoever threw that paper; Your mom's a hoe'!"
20.
Faith: "I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag..."
Vade: "YOU SPILLED- WAHWAHAHWHAH?? LIPSTICK. IN. MY. VALENTINO. WHITE. BA-"
21.
YandereAU!Angel: "Lemme see what you have!"
YandereAU!CJ: "A knife!"
YandereAU!Angel: "NO!"
*everyone panicking in the bg*
22.
Olley: "Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side!"
Ruby: "Wait you-"
Olley: "AAAAAAHHH-"
23.
Max: "Ruby? Why'd you wanna go to the ball?"
Ruby: "Max, because ball is life!"
*Insert Ruby fucking- I don't know anymore-*
24.
Angel: "Mark! Is that a weed?!"
Mark: "No it's a-"
Angel: "I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!"
*Angel proceeds to put in 911 on a microwave, and it works?*
25.
*Insert Vade fucking- doing smoke tricks at a night club or some shi- IDK OKAY-*
CJ: "Woah-"
26.
Abel: "The fuck. THE FUCK. THE FUCK IS IN THE AIR?! THE FUCK. THERE'S WHITE SHIT EVERYWHERE-" (It's snow dumbass. 🤨📸)
27.
Chris: "Bright? Bright? Oh my fucking god. She fucking dead.."
28.
Briant: "YOU READY TO FUCKING DIE?!"
Angel: "Uh- I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me!"
...
Mark looking at Angel: "BI-"
29.
Angel, handing Ruby a can of sprite: "Hey Ruby you want some?"
Ruby takes it.
Ruby: "This bitch empty. YEET."
30.
Swap!CJ: "I love you bitch."
Swap!Angel: "Oh my god.."
Swap!CJ: "I will never stop loving you, bitch <3"
31.
Angel and Vade fighting at their god damn job.
CJ: "Can I get a waffle?"
Angel slams Vade face on the counter, breaking her glasses.
CJ: "Can I please get a waffle..?"
32.
Max: "Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a very good book!"
*DJ Max Tim ig-*
33.
Vade at Angel's Birthday party: "Happy birthday bitch!"
Angel: "So you just gon give me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?"
Ruby looks away from 2nd hand embarrassment
Vade confused ask: "Happy birthday?"
Angel proceeds to slam Vade in the face with their glass cup.
34.
Abel: "Don't tell your mother!"
Max: "Kiss for another.."
Abel: "...DIE FOR EACH OTHER."
Max falls off of the god damn bed. </3
35.
Mark: "Go suck a dick, suck a dick! Suck a motherfucking dick! Suck a dick~"
CJ: "Suck a dick!~ Suck a huge or small dick~"
36.
Faith walking up to Lighty.
Lighty: "Daddy..?"
Faith asf: "...DO I LOOK LIKE-"
37.
Vade: "Bitch gon step on fucking my toe bitch. With those fucking cowgirl fucking boots? Bitch d I s g u s t I n g.
38.
YandereAU!Max: "CJ stop killing these fucks! CJ stop, you're gonna get in trouble!"
YandereAU!Abel: "CJ stop."
Later the bitch gets arrested 😰
39.
Angel and Vade fighting again bc drama <3
Ruby: "Angel don't! Angel! Angel! Angel! Angel watch the light bestie!"
Vade: "Yeah WaTcH tHe LiGhT!"
Angel then hits it, with all the broken pieces flying towards Vade.
40.
CJ goes mini golfing and then misses. He proceeds to jump in the god damn water bc he's an Idiot.
