LaurenZside:
Past Flower: "Mom look! Look I got you a present!~"
Alice/BF's Mom: "Oh! I love my daughter! I'm just gonna hold this teaser in cas-
Flower holds up a grenade.
Alice: "What is tha-"
Flower throws it at her.
Alice: "OH MY GOOOOOD-"
SonaDrawzStuffYT:
Angel: "So recently I've decided that I'm just gonna ruin everything, because that's what I'm best at! W-wait.. actually, lemme give a little bit more context..."
Flamingo:
Kitty: "And I think the reason why my life started going down hill, on October 17th 2021, when I got created. It was because I didn't have.."
Kitty holds up a book.
Kitty: "GEOMETRY DASH. THE ULTIMATE GUIDE COLLECTION! THE 3 PART BOOK SERIES!! *cough cough cough COUGH*"
Kitty: "GD top levels for beginners. A guide to over 40 awesome levels. Top GD level creators. Guide 40 creators! Most vibey!"
Kitty throws the books across his room. "UGH."
Akidearest:
Amy/GB Amor bc why not: "Next product.. Lube..? *ACHO!* *Sniff* Fuck."
...
Amy: "I have this one? I think that this is Spanish, can someone please translate this for me? There's like this long long line of saliva just dripping down."
Amy before buying it: "Saliva of the Truth... 'Simply apply this sweet-tasing lubricant to your toy and let the saliva-like texture ease you in and enhance your pleasure' ...-"
Reads the reviews: " 'Spit-like lube' 'It's saliva' 'Almost saliva' 'It feels like saliva' 'You drool a little' What does that even mean. 'Feels pretty damn good'! Mk let's try this!
A few moments.. L A T E R.
"Wait.. I found something else.. This one's called The Mouth of Truth. 'Now this Onahole has some serious bite to it! This mouth both looks and feels incredibly realistic.'"
Back to reading the reviews: " 'I regret nothing.' '*Drooooll* Mine broke after a few rough uses, and I removed the te-' THE TEETH?! Wait wait wait wait wait hold on."
Amy scrolls up to the images.
Amy: "Oh.. OHH.. NOT THE TEETH. Well I guess it's better than that boba Onahole that I had in the other video.."
Back to the recording...
Amy: "I'm not into spit?! The fuck you talking about? Ahaha.. *giving you that look: 'Help me.'*"
...
Amy: "What if I do like just a little comparison between this and my spit? HD camera, don't let me down. I hope that it captures exactly what this looks like."
Amy squeezes the bottle.
Amy: "Oh my lord. Oh it's so stretchy.. She stretching. Okay! That's a- That's a lot. Holy shit, that's a lot."
She proceeds to smell it.
Amy: "Yeah there's no- yeah okay so there's no scent. Which, is already inaccurate, because saliva does.. have the scent of your throat. It's a weird thing to say.."
She touches it.
Amy: "...WHY IS THAT SO ACCURATE?! Eeeww.. Everyone be like: 'We're in a pandemic!' Amy be like: 'I put spit on my hand.' "
Amy then stretches it out.
Amy: "OH GOD. It's so stretchy.. Like did you just hack a loogie?! Oh my god- IT;S EVERYWHE- I don't even think I can compare. I know what my spit is like-"
She just fucking spits on the back of her hand for comparison.
Amy: "Oh wait no it is kind of stretchy, isn't it? It's the same! Man. This video's so fucking WEIRD. Uh- So here's the lube on my hands.. And then here's my spit- *Wheeze* On the back of my hands. *Sniff sniff (back of hand lmao)* *gag <3*"
Amy: "I did that with my own spit it's just- ...Watch this be real spit. Imma put more! Let's go! Let's go- That's a fuckton.. Oh shit."
Just points it out: "This- this whole thing is just what I poured out."
Plays with it cutely.
Amy: "So there's many- *Drops it* OH GOD- OH MAN. It's on my.. crotch.. OH IT KEEPS S P I L L I N G. AH! It's cold.. oh.. my- *vag*.."
