1.
Vade to Bright: "Ugly! Get roasted! DAYUM. Wooo!! You got roasted!"
Paint, interfering: "That wasn't a roast-"
Vade still going at it ig-
Vade: "It was?"
Paint: "Lmao no. Is that what you call a roast?"
Vade: "Um.. yeah?"
Paint: : "It's a really bad one then.. Not saying that Bright ISN'T ugly but, yeah. Are you serious?"
Vade: "Ya?"
...
Vade: "No."
Paint: "LMAO-"
Vade: "You're just jealous of my rooster."
Paint, wheezing: "ROOSTER?! *laughter*"
Vade: "Bruh, you're just jealous."
Paint: "There's nothing to be jealous of?"
2.
Briant: "Sheesh I be valied."
Paint: "Sheesh that English be valid.
Briant: "Bruh you cOoy me!"
Paint: " 'Cooy' "
Briant: "COPY. You make mom jokes for sure."
Paint: "Yo momma is so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone."
Briant: "Bruh. Your momma is so fat the world died."
Paint: "Yo momma is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven."
Briant: "You momma so dumb she fall."
Paint: "Yo momma is so fat, that when she farted, she started global warming."
Briant: "STOP BRUH-"
Paint: "Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits."
Briant: "My mom will get mad if I tell her."
Paint: "Go ahead and tell her."
Briant: "Okay."
Briant then makes a phone call. "She cared not."
Paint: "I'm starting to like your mom-"
Briant: "I WILL LEAVE NOW."
Briant steps in his Dr. Egg man ship and flies away. Then hits a building.
Paint teleports over there.
Briant: "Leave me alone."
Just doesn't <3
"Leave me alone or my mom deads."
Paint: "I hope your mom 'deads' in peace."
Briant gives Paint a death stare.
3.
Swap!Vade: "I am so ugly.."
....
Swap!Vade: "I am so very ugly."
....
Swap!Vade: "Nobody likes me.."
....
Swap!Vade: "Um, did you end the call?"
Paint: "Yeah."
Swap!Vade: "Oh okay."
Paint: "Of course I didn't hang up. If I did I wouldn't have answered you dumb fuck."
Swap!Vade: "Oh sorry.. my Brian got cut in half when I fall off the cliff.."
Paint: "OMG!! Is the cliff okay?!"
Swap!Vade: "Yea I'm oka-"
Paint: "I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about that poor cliff."
Paint pulls out their Switch.
Swap!Vade: "Oh. Yea.. nobody likes me..."
Paint plays a TikTok sound. So pick me, choose me, love me.
Swap!Vade: "What..?"
They play it again. So pick me, choose me, love me.
Swap!Vade: "Stop! It makes me sadder!"
So pick me, choose me, love me.
Swap!Vade: "I will jump off a long house now. Bye..."
Paint pauses the game they're playing.
Paint: "WAIT!"
Swap!Vade: "What.."
Paint: "Please don't be mean to the house."
Swap!Vade does it anyway.
4.
Angel: "Hi!"
CJ: "Hello!"
Angel: "Wanna share a room with me?"
CJ: "No-"
Angel: "Oh.. But everyone's mean to me..!"
Vade's POV: As they should.
CJ: "Nah, I'm just kidding! Let's go! ^^"
Angel: "Yea!"
At 12 am...
Angel: "H-hey..."
CJ: "What the fuck are you doing here in the middle of the night?"
Angel: "I-It's cold.."
CJ: "Okay..?"
Angel: "I-I.."
Vade from behind CJ: "You?- You?-"
Angel passes out.
...
Vade, covering herself with CJ's sheets: "Took you long enough.."
Vade yeets Angel out of the window.
Angel flies back. "I-I was just c-cold.."
CJ: "A-awh were y-you..?"
Angel: "Y-yes"
Vade: "Well, I'm not."
5.
Bright: "I am busin."
Paint: "Hello Busin."
Bright: "Nono! My names not Busin. I am busin.
Paint: "You're bussin?"
Bright: "Yes."
Paint: "Yea, no. Do you even know what it means?"
Bright: "It means that I am cool."
Paint: "No, it means that you aren't. Say 'I am a lil caca' instead. It's much cooler"
Bright to Briant: "I am a lil caca!"
Briant: "Shut the master fu up."
Bright: "Do # #### ### ## talking to?"
Minutes after that...
Briant: "Stop."
Bright: "Do you know. Who you're. Talking to?"
Paint: "He knows."
Bright: "Then who is he talking to?"
Paint: "A little caca ♡"
Bright: "That's right!"
Briant: "But sis.. caca means poo-"
