1.
Briant slides down a ledge.
Briant: "Good evening."
2.
YandereAU!Angel screams in a jar and then closes it.
YA!Angel: "Everything's fine-"
3.
*Insert Kyle just walking around with a Shrek mask and playing All Star on a speaker*
4.
YA!Faith: "CJ's been convicted of capital murder..."
Paint: "What's next? Lowercase murder?"
5.
Sam: "CM."
CM turns to her. "...?"
Sam: "Blink once if you're H1tl3r."
CM blinks on accident.
Sam: "OH MY GO-"
6.
Kitty proceeds to do a cartwheel perfectly.
Kitty: "I've been dreaming, of a true love's kiss!"
7.
Paint: "Kave, we are going on a road trip! WOOOO!!"
Kave: "Woo!"
Paint: "YES! Absolutely!"
8.
Flower trying to rap: "Sniff. Bark, bork. Brork. Heck... Borf."
BF: "BAHAHAHA!! WTF?!"
9.
Kyle: "Hey dad! I got a question for ya!"
Kyle jumps in the damn river & points at his dad's watershoes.
Kyle: "[Muffled] WHAT ARE THOSE?!"
10.
Kitty stares at a beer glass then knocks it on the floor bc cat behaviour.
Kaelyn: "...KITTY WHAT THE HELL?! YOU'RE GONNA CLEAN THAT UP."
11.
POV: When you die you get the way you died as your name.
Vade: "Hi my name is Alcoholic and I'm in heaven."
...
CJ: "Babe what the hell-"
Vade: "Angel?"
CJ: "No-no! Ahaha.. Have you been drinking beer-"
Vade: "Nah bay! I'm smoking it!"
12.
Austin: "Are you looking for a fast, reliable internet connection, all at a fair price? Fuck you. This is the Nintendo of America. Not the WI-FI industry."
13.
Paint: "Is there anything else you wanna say to the people watching tonight?"
Yandere!CJ: "...My favourite colour is blood."
Paint: "...Alright.."
14.
Swap!Mark: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Swap!Ruby: "...Yes?"
Swap!Mark: "...Okay."
Swap!Ruby: "Okay..."
Swap!Mark: "M'kay bye!"
Swap!Ruby: "B-bye.."
15.
Shine: "Sure! You may be verified on Twitter. But are you verified in the eyes of God?"
16.
Vade: "My diamond earring came off in the ocean and it's gone.."
Angel: "..Vade, there's people that are dying."
17.
Kaelyn to Bosip: "Wait a minute... Who are YOU?!"
18.
Briant: "Hey guys! Hit that like button if you think being haunted is... kinda hot."
19.
Shine pulls up with her funni car.
Shine: "It's Brittney bitch."
20.
Demonia: "I BARELY got any sleep last night..."
DA!Vade: "Probably because you were fucking CJ again-"
Demonia: "Ahah.. No. It was Angel talking to themselves."
21.
*Insert Eteled & CM fighting fr fr*
Eteled points at his face. "C'MON. HIT ME. HIT ME RIGHT HERE."
CM points at his lips. "Hit me right here~"
[Insert Funni ship goals </3]
Sam & Kyle: "The fuck? WHY ON SCREEN??"
22.
Paint: "My uncle's dog's cousin seriously smoked weed once and now.. I'm ✨ P a n ✨ So what are you-"
23.
Flower: "Woah! Is that the real Hex?!"
BF: "Heh.. What do you mean 'is that the real Hex'?"
Flower: "But like... Is he real..?"
24.
Briant: "UGH!"
CJ: "Dude- I thought you could do a kick flip-"
Briant: "I CAN. I CAN. I did one this morning."
He tries it again.
25.
Karma: "Apply concealer over anything you want to CONCEAL. Such as; Eye bags, blemishes, or uh.. The truth-"
