1.
Angel: "Where's CJ?"
Ruby: "...On the dance floor..."
*Insert CJ popping off again*
2.
Kyle: "Oh.. my GOD.. THEY'RE PLAYING MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!! Nathan you know I'm scared of emos.."
3.
Sam goes up to CM, (who's sitting on the god damn floor) with her credit card. She then "scans" the card on his bald ass head and "clicks" in the code.
Sam: "Debit or cre- *wheeze*"
4.
Sam having an argument with Kyle for the 100th time:
Sam: "You can pack your things, and leave. There's the door!"
Eteled: "THERE'S THE DOOR BITCH!"
5.
Abel: "What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved."
*Insert Abel snickering*
"Would you like some Ginger Ale?"
6.
Olley: "Vade how're your chicken strips?"
Vade: "Fuck your chicken strips!"
Vade later screams that out of the car.
7.
Todd: "Alright people look at this gra-"
Mike: "PUSSY."
Todd: "MIKE SHUT THE HELL UP! Anyways-"
Mike: "Pussy ❤️"
Todd: "I'M NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES."
8.
Max was getting some tortillas but all of the packs came crashing on him.
Max: "Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane TORTILLA!"
9.
Faith: "Happy Chrimas! It's Chrima! Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrysler."
10.
Kyle: "Hey dude can I get a sip of that water?"
Sam: "It's not water-"
Kyle: "Vodka! I like your style-"
CM: "1t'$ v1n3g@r."
Kyle: "...What?"
Eteled: "It's vinegar, pus-"
11.
Vade: "2 shots of Vodka."
She then proceeds to add the whole mf BOTTLE in the drink.
Vade: "Then one-"
12.
Angel: "Ahaha! Ruby, girl you know what I found? Guess what?"
Ruby: "What?"
Angel: "Laface savirs."
They both start laughing.
13.
Vade: "Hey how much money do you have?"
CJ: "69 cents..."
Vade: "Oh you know what that means?~"
CJ starts crying.
CJ: "I dOn'T hAvE eNoUgH mOnEy FoR cHiCkEn NugGiEs!1!"
14.
*Insert the game cube starting theme*
CM, breaking his electric chair: "$H1T!i"
15.
Mark: "When you're at the store and the cashier says 'Have a good day!' but it's nighttime. WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT! FUCKING BULLSHI-"
16.
YandereAU!Faith: "Hey everybody, today my brother killed my girlfriend so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put him down! The benefits of killing him would be no more murder from him."
17.
CM: "Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle, by your girlfriend because she has a twin sister and you got confused and fucked her dad? That's how it feels to get shocked by an electric chair."
18.
Angel crying fr fr.
Angel: "When your twin is being a bitch... *crying noises*"
Oliv: "I'm gonna kill CJ sooner or later."
Angel: "SHUT UPPPPP!! *Still crying*"
19.
Angel: "If you lay another hand on me Imma fucking rip your face off BITCH."
Faith: "What did Bright do?"
Angel: "CUZ SHE FUCKING PUSHED ME AND UH-"
20.
Jonathan: "My kid is totally on crack right now..."
Kyle asf: "HELPPPP- THERE'S A FUCKING DEMON POSSESSING MY WII-"
