1.
Old voice CJ: "I'm going on Omegle!"
He puts on his normal fit (Dough.)
Chris: "PFFT- [Wheeze]"
Old voice CJ: "[Crying fr fr] I'm never going on Omegle again..."
2.
Nova: "...Lemme get this straight you think that sending a selfie with the target snowman filter to random people you haven't talked in months with the caption "hey bestie" is funny?"
Flower: "I do... and I'm tired of pretending it's not."
[Insert that funny picture]
3.
CJ: "Mr. Chris! I'm bi."
Chris: "👁👁 ok."
4.
Olley: "What is your favourite celebrity interview moment?"
[Insert Elmo moments cuz like funny <33333]
5.
DDOCC!Angel: "Hey I had a question-"
DDOCC!Vade to the whole club: "SHHHHHHHH! ...What?"
DDOCC!Angel: "I had a question about number 7..?"
DDOCC!Vade: "What's the problem babe?"
DDOCC!Angel: "I don't really understand the wording...?"
DDOCC!Vade: "Ok, let's see darling, which one? This one?"
DDOCC!Angel: "Yeah.."
DDOCC!Vade: "It says: 'Who is literature?' What a- what do you think that means?"
DDOCC!Angel: "It doesn't make sense... like how can literature be anyone?"
DDOCC!Vade: "Ok, you're close... you're close!"
DDOCC!Angel: "Isn't this a strategy test?-"
DDOCC!Vade: "Keep- keep thinking about that, doll. Keep thinking about that..."
6.
Max: "So I'm leaving the store, and I'm checking out because I bought a drink for myself and the lady goes: 'Do you need a bag?'. And in my head I say these- two things at the same time! 'I'm good' and 'I'm okay'. I look this poor woman dead in the eyes and go: 'I'm gay.' ...FUUUUUUU- She- OH MY GOD... SHE HAD- WH- WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SAY TO THAT?! WHAT THE FUCK- WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY? WHAT IS SHE SUPPOSED TO SAY?! And then I said nothing. I just left this- I literally said nothing. I paid and I left. I had the COURAGE to come out to this woman in public and she said N O T H I N G. It RRRRIEKS of homophobia."
7.
Kitty walks to the camera with ice in his hands.
Kitty: "I have. The 15-"
A ice slab falls and breaks.
Kitty: "... The 10 commandments!"
[Insert Kaelyn laughing in the bg]
8.
POV: Canon!Angel & Vade voice a Barbie movie
Angel/Aidan: "I don't need you. I mean look at this tree, it's as big as my sleuth(?)."
[Insert Vade wheezing]
Angel/Aidan: "I really don't need you. You're ugly and disgusting."
[Even more laughing]
Vade/Barbie: "Well. I have a proposition for you! If you-"
Angel/Aidan: "I don't wanna hear it. Bye!"
[Vade wheezes again]
Vade/Barbie: "If you stay, I'll give you some coochie!"
Angel/Aidan: "What did you say?"
[Laughter]
Vade/Barbie: "I said I'll give you some coochie!"
Angel/Aidan: "I'm.. not interested."
[Wheezing]
Angel/Aidan: "Goodbye. Farewell."
Vade/Barbie: "Ugh! He makes me so mad! What am I gonna do Ryetta?"
Angel/Ryetta: "Give him some hairy coochie."
[Laughter]
Vade/Barbie: "wAiT! Lemme think. ...Aidan! My coochie is also... WAIT AIDAN! My coochie is hairy!"
[Even more laughter]
