More vine scripts bc why tf not <3

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1.

Angel: "WE GOIN TO EINSTEIN(?) BROS!~"
Ruby: "Cuz we fancy as fuck."
Angel slams the door open.
Angel: "WE GOT COUPONS!"
Angel at the counter: "Lemme get a gourmet panini-"

2.
Olley playing with an Ash Ketchum doll lmao: "I'm AsH fRoM pElLeTtOwN. I GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!"
She proceeds to throw it against the wall, causing it to break its head open.
Olley: "PFFT- AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!"

3.
Bright beating Angel up: "BITCH! YOU CALL ME A BITCH! BITCH SON."
Angel: "Next time open your ears, cuz I didn't even call you a bitch-"

4.
CJ: "I'm the sand guardian. Guardian of the sand."
Mark: "The sea quivers before him!"
...
CJ to the sea: "Fuck off!"

5.
Lighty in the middle of a conversation: "Hoo aa! Yesyesyesyes-"
*Olley, Faith and the rest laughing in the bg*
Lighty: "Hoo aa!"
*More laughter in the bg*

6.
Faith: "Ruby?"
Ruby: "Shh.."
Faith: "What're you doing?"
Ruby: "I-I'm making h-holy water."
Faith: "How is that making holy water?"
Ruby: "I'm b-boiling the hell ou-out of it..!"

7.
Sam recording: "Okay! Olley is gonna knock down these chips, using a flying jump tackle."
Sam points her phone at Olley: "Okay! Are you ready?! GO GO GO!!"
Olley kicks it once.
Sam: "Ohh!! Alright now.."
They both laugh.
Sam: "Lemme see it... It's coming out! It's coming out! A couple more kicks should do it!"
Kyle: "Wait-"
Olley does it again and the glass of the machine breaks.
Sam: "OH SHI-"

8.
Who is that Pokemon?

Briant: "IT'S PIKACHU!!"

It's Clefairy!

Briant: "FUUUUUUUUUU-"

9.
Swap!Angel: "Sabra gives you all your daily nutrients. Like OG Trans fat and OH MY GOD Cholesterol!"

10.
Briant slides off of a board. "Good evening."

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