Malk. [Panty & Stocking (+ OC)]

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Tights: "Hey Panty, do you have anything to drink?"
Panty: "Yea.. In the fridge."
Stocking: "Hey Tights! Uh.. Grab me a glass of malk!"
Tights: "We don't have any malk but I can get you some milk?"
Panty: "That's.. what she just said?"
Stocking: "Yeah, it's just some malk."
Tights: "No, you're saying it wrong. You're saying 'MaLk' uh.. Like it's a disease."
Panty: "Ahahaha... How do you say it?"
Tights: "I'm saying it the way everyone knows how to say it; Milk. M-I-L-K."
Panty: "Right! Like 2%.."
Stocking: "Right whole malk."
Tights: "Nonononono! Say 'milkshake.'"
Stocking: "Milkshake."
Tights: "Okay, now say 'milk.'"
Stocking: "...Malk?"
Tights sighs.
She faces Panty.
Tights: "Are you hearing this?"
Panty: "Yeah! ...The bitch wants a glass of molk."
Tights: "Molk?!"
Panty: "GIVE HER THE MOLK TIGHTS!"
Garterbelt: "Panty, inside voices please."
Panty: "Sorry Garter... my teammates."
Garterbelt walks away.
Stocking: "...TIGHTS. POUR ME A GLASS. OF MALK."
Tights: "Why are you yelling at me?!"
Panty: "JUST GIVE THE WHORE THE FUCKING MOLK!!"
Tights: "YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN SAYING THE SAME THING!"
Stocking: "We're all saying malk, Tights!"
Tights: "No.. YOU'RE saying malk. YOU'RE SAYING-"
[Inaudible yelling between Panty & Stocking]
Tights: "...SHUT UP! SHUT. UP!"

Tights pulls down her tights and turns them into a bow and arrow, then points it to herself.
Panty & Stocking turns their clothes to weapons as well, and face them towards Tights.
Panty: "You better put it down, Tights."
Stocking: "Don't- Don't do it, Tights."

Tights: "You're gonna kill me if I kill myself?! That doesn't make any sense!!"
Panty and Stocking look at each other, then they threaten themselves with their weapons.
Panty: "JUST PUT IT DOWN-"
Stocking: "PUT THE BOW DOWN!"
Panty: "JUST PUT IT DOWN FAT ASS!"
[Screaming intensifies]
Tights: "I'M DOING TO KILL MYSELF OVER THIS!!"
Stocking: "YOU'RE LIKE A SISTER TO ME! YOU ARE JUST LIKE A SISTER TO ME!!"
Tights: "RRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!"

Tights in an interview: "And then we all did it. All of us."
Stocking: "No! We are not filming something like that, bitch!"
Panty: "Why not?"
Stocking: "It's so... uh... Dark!"
Tights: "But you fucking like dark!"
Panty: "Can I fuck the interviewer now?"
Tights: "Sure. BUT NOT ON CAMERA!"

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