Skip to 13:13 lol
MePod just casually using MePhone4 for research: Uh, I found this Wikipe- WikiHOW article called "How to shove an egg up your ass." And it's very graphic-
Suddenly Notes appears on MePhone.
MePod: Why'd- why do I have notes open, I was just on WikiHow a second ago. ...This is hell! I hate your fucking phone version.
MePhone4 wheezes.
MePod: Anyways, uh... Oh. Who opened AO3 on your safari?
MePhone4S sighs. Suddenly, MePod Touch First Generation walks in.
MPTFG: The FUCK is happening?! Why- [Wheeze]
[Laughter]
4S: We were looking at- we were looking at MePhonOJ ship art on Tumblr!
MPTFG: Wh- Since when the fuck did you have a Tumblr?
4S gets upset: HEY LISTEN MAN-
He then accidentally throws his chainsaw towards MePad.
MePad: Wow, I can't wait to go home and watch supernatural-
As a result, he dies OwO
MPTFG then looks at him with slight rage.
[4S noise]
MPTFG grabs 4S and drags him out of the Meeple Headquarters.
MePhone4S: A- what the fuck?
MePod: Oh my god, I can't believe 4S just got kidnapped!
MePhone4 whispers: Rocks, rocks, rocks rocks.
He then grabs MePod and lifts her up.
MePod: AHHHH!! ...
MePhone4: R o c k s.
Then 5C appears behind them.
5C: Hello motherfucker. <3
MePhone4 continues to say rocks 😀
5C walks away and MePhone4 and MePod follow her.
He continues to say rocks STILL 😐
[Insert MePod noises as she bumps into MePhoneX]
MePod: Oh FUCK. Hello...
MePhone4: Hi bitch, uhm. What the fuck is-
He looks around and then sees 5C still walking somewhere.
MePhone4: Uh, I'm gonna go now!
MePhoneX sighs silently to get MePhone4's attention.
MePhoneX: Hey. Do you wanna play Wii Sports with me sometime?
MePhone4 just turns back with MePod and walks off.
MePod: [Awkward ass laughter]
MePhone4: BAHAHAHA!
Yeah *insert 5S walking in front of them*
MePhone5S: Hey bitch, do you really-really-really wanna GO HARD 💃💃💃💃💃
They all walk in hallways of the Meeple Headquarters.
MePod: Enter the ANUS.
She then spots a portrait of Cobs. MePhone4 coughs dramatically 😇
4S: Put-put our dog- put her down.
Then MPTFG shoots MePod. But she misses and hits 5C instead.
MPTFG: What the FAQ??
MePhone5S: I can't believe my sweet baby is FUCKING DEAD.
MePod picks up the frame with a picture of Cobs and MePhone4.
MePod: Yay! More childhood trauma!
And that's where I'll stop lol
