If the ONC squad gets their wisdom teeth removed (AU go brrrrr-)

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Vade, the aggressive one:


Someone just unplugs a cable to the heart rate monitor.
Vade: "Did I just fucking die?! *Crying*"
...
The nurse asf: "Keep your mouth shut."
Vade: "NO."
...
Another nurse: "Hey! Stop it.."
Vade: "NO!"

*Crying 24/7 too*

Olley also with hers removed: "Why are you crying? Why?"
Vade: "WHY DO YOU THINK?!"
Olley: "I'm asking you."
Vade: "No one knows what she's saying so.."

CJ: "Olley said you're pretty!"
Vade: "I know I am. 🙄"
Olley: "I did not say she was pretty Cgay-"
Vade: "Yes I am!"
...
Olley, looking at Ruby: "How long has she been out? Before I got here?"
Vade: "WhO tHe FucK kNoWs!! *Crying again*"


Faith, the overly dramatic one:

Faith: "Why are you laughing at me? That hurts my heart.. *Pretends to pass tf out*

Faith: "The heck? Why is our bathroom green?! That's so ugly."

Faith looks at herself in the mirror. "OH MY GOOOOODDD!!"
...
Faith: "I'm the cooki monsta."

Faith washes her hands and then notices the shot on her arm.
"*Gasp* AHHHHH!! I GOT SHOTTTT!!"


Angel, being the worst simp imaginable:

Angel: "Do you know that one cute ass guy; CJ from On command? Do you remember him? The dough man?" (Breaking the 4th wall? 🤨)
The nurse: "You mean from The MC?"
Angel: "The MC?! HE'S FROM A SERIES."
The nurse: "What Series?"
Angel: "ON COMMAND."
The nurse: "I didn't see On command.."
Angel: "I'm gonna marry him one day! But it's not fair to me that he has another girl in his life right now. And he's like dating this girl now, and I'm like: 'No! Love me! I wanna date you! And I wanna be your dough WOMAN.' Because it's not fair!"


Abel, the dumbass:

Max and Abel were sitting in Abel's car.
Max: "Can you not put that near my window?"
Abel then proceeds to pretend like he's hitting his window with a harpoon.
Max: "Imma count to 3..."
Abel does it again.
Max: "And if you don't put that down-"
Abel: "On 3 hit the window. Okay! Ready? GO!"
Max: "Abel!"
Abel: "Count to 3!"
Max: "Abel, baby.. 3.. 2.. 1.."
Abel drops the harpoon.
Abel: "Why were you in my hands damn it?! You almost made me get in trouble!"
Abel smacks it.
Abel: "The nerve some people..."


CJ, the disgusted one:

CJ pulls the cotton out of his mouth, staring at the blood on it.
Mark: "Put those back in your mouth!"
CJ licks the fucking air.
Ruby: "P-put those i-in your mouth p-please..!"
CJ: "Uh.. No way! That's disgusting! You want me to them back into my mouth?"
Ruby: "Uh-huh.."
CJ: "I'm gonna get STDs."
*Mark and Ruby laughing in the bg*

Ruby, the scared one:

Vade: "You just bit your tongue off! What?!"
...
Vade: "Now you can't talk anymore.."
Ruby starts crying.
Vade: "Oh my god..."
...
*Vade and Olley laughing in the bg*
Ruby looks at this one cotton piece filled with blood that fell out of her mouth.
Vade: "What is that? Is that your tongue you're holding in your hand?"
Ruby throws it on the window of Vade's car, then start crying.
Olley: "It's gone!"
Ruby starts crying even more.
Ruby: "NoOOoOO!!"

Mark, the messy one:

Ruby: "Mark you're making a mess-"
Mark: "nO I'm NoT!"
Ruby: "Ya-huh.."
Mark starts sobbing.
Ruby asf: "OH NO DON'T CRY, DON'T CRY DON'T CRYYY! Hey.. It's okay.."
Ruby hands Mark a tissue.
Ruby: "It's okay! Wipe your mouth bb.. You're okay!"
She turns to CJ.
Ruby: "Help your friend out.. Don't let your friend cry."
CJ: "Uh..."
CJ attempts to hug Mark, but failed.
Mark: "GET OFF OF ME!"

Max, The annoying/rude one:

*Faith mumbling something while also having her wisdom teeth removed*
Max: "Shut the fuck up.."
Angel: "Ay Max?"
Max: "I didn't say it I said 'shut the f up'!"
Angel: "You don't cuss."
Max: "I said 'shut the f up'!"
Angel: "Okay but we know what 'f' stand for, so?"
Max: "Shut the freak up?"
CJ: "Don't be cussin'."
Max: "I'm not!"
CJ: "You're too sweet to cuss."
Max: "I won't cuss."
CJ points at his sister.
CJ: "You've been cussing too!"
Faith: "*Mumbling*"
*Both CJ and Angel laugh*
...
CJ: "But you cussed!"
Faith: "But I didn't mean too..."
CJ: "Then why did you?"
Angel: "CJ stop you're gonna make her cry, don't. You didn't cuss!"
Faith: "I did not..!"
Angel: "You did not cuss!"
Faith starts to cry.
Angel: "You didn't cuss! Oh great now they're crying."
Faith: "I'm kidding!"
Max: "Ye same!"

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