Salt: Why don't I know you?
MePod: Um, cuz I'm new. I just moved here from MEEPLE HEADQUARTERS.
Salt: ..What?
MePod: I used to live in Meeple Headquarters, but now I live here. Like, it's pretty simple.
Salt: So you've actually never been to a real school before?
MePod: No...
Salt: Shut up.
MePod: Excuse me? Bitch, who are you talking to?
Salt: Shut up!
MePod: GIRL, I ain't even talking! You need to be quiet! Close your mouth.
Salt: But, you're like really pretty!
MePod: Girl, you don't need to lie. I'm over here looking like a whole double-decker biscuit.~
Salt: You think you're really pretty?
MePod: Salt. I just called myself a double-decker biscuit, what do you mean "Do you agree"? Girl. Sarcasticly "No I don't"!
Salt: Oh my god! I love your bracelet!
[MePod lifts her arms to not having a bracelet on.]
MePod: What bracelet? Bitch, are you— What?
Diary: So fetch!
MePod: What did the little one just say? [Laughter]
Diary: It's 6-length. From.. England.
MePod: Have you ever been to England?
Pepper: So if you're from Meeple Headquarters, why do you not have sunglasses?
MePod: Girl, you— [sigh] Oh God...
[MePod turns to see MePhone4 & SumSang give MePod a confused look while lip signing "What are you doing?!"]
MePod: All up in my business! I swear, they called me over HERE.
Diary: We wanna invite you to have lunch with us every day for the rest of the week!
[MePod puts on a fake smile.]
MePod: I'm good, I-I really don't want to.
Salt: So we'll see you tomorrow!
MePod: Tomorrow, you won't. Bi— Nu— All y'all are gonna see is some disappointment. Cuz, I'm not gonna be showing up no where.
[Pepper and Diary walk up to the lunch table, trays in hand.]
Diary: Salt? ...We have to talk to you.
MePod: Oh this is gonna be GOOD. Let me get my tea cup ready!
[She grabs her tea cup and pours tea in it]
Salt, facing MePod: Is butter a carb..?
MePod, with a fake smile: Yes. Yes it is, Salt. Stupid ass bitch...
Diary: Salt, you're wearing sweatpants. It's Monday...
MePod: [Chuckling] Salt.. [Giggling]
Salt: ...So?
Pepper: So, that's against the rules and you can't sit with us.
[MePod continues to giggle.]
MePod: Bye-bye now Salt!~
Salt: Whatever! Those rules aren't real...
Pepper: ... They were real that day I wore a vest!
Salt, fake-smiling: Because that vest was disgusting!
MePod: DAMN BITCH. YOU IS SO RUDE, GIRL! THOSE SWEATPANTS ARE DISGUSTING TOO! Uh-uh...
Diary: YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!!
