Herb: "Shawty had them apple bottom jeaaans. Boots with the fuuur. Got the whole club looking at herrr she-"
Vamp: "HERB?! Did you sleep with your god damn BF?"
Herb: "What..?"
Vamp: "DID. YOU. SLEEP. WITH. YOUR. BF??"
Herb: "Sparkling?"
Vamp: "Sparkling."
Herb: "NO I DIDN'T!!"
Vamp: "Yes. You DID."
Herb: "NO I DIDN'T VAMPIRE. Vampire-"
Vamp: "*Laughing* You're a little sl_t.."
Herb: "Vamp no I didn't-"
*inaudible screeching*
Herb got slapped across the face.
Herb: "VAMP!!"
Vamp: "I'M TELLING YOU-"
Herb: "I WAS DRUNK!!"
Vamp: "You're outta the kingdom."
Herb: "Wh-what..?"
Vamp: "YOU'RE OUTTA THE KINGDOM."
...
Vamp: "PACK ALL YOUR-"
Herb starts screaming.
VAMP: "PACK ALL YOUR SHIT. YOU'RE OUT. O U T."
Herb quietly sobs to himself while Vampire slams the door shut.
