You know Santa Claus isn't real right? (BFB/BFDI/OCs)

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Lollipop: "Don't argue with me!"
Gelatin: "But you're wrong!"
Lollipop: "Don't argue with me."

Tea Bag: "But. You're. WRONG."

Lollipop: "That's why you're the slowest that has been in the E.X.I.T."
Tea Bag: "That's why you're LESBIAN."
...

Lollipop: "I'm boutta end your whole career. You know everyone secretly hates you, right?"
Tea Bag: "...What...?"
Lollipop: "Right. Hm?"
Tea Bag: "[Siren noises]?!"
Leafy goes to hug Tea Bag. "Why would you say that?!"

Lollipop: "NAH. Because she had it coming."
Tea Bag: "FOURRRR!!"

Lollipop: "She had it coming!- NO DON'T CALL FOUR NOW!"
Tea Bag: "FOURR!! :C"

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