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Epic moments with Angel:

Angel: "Hey girlie!"
Faith: "...?"
Angel: "QUESTIONMARK? U h- are you dumb? STOOPID."

Angel: "I love your ponytail!"
Sam: "You smell like fish sticks-"
Angel: "GIRL YOU LOOK LIKE FISH STICKS."
Angel's POV: Am I really fighting with THE Sam from wdy right now?!

Angel: "Shine is so brave y'all.. She said: 'I'm not afraid of heights! Tee hee~' She said: 'Imma do a flip AND WHAT?'"

Angel: "Okay why does this look like JoJo siwa-"
Angel gets pushed off of the building by Vade.
Angel grows their magic based wings to levitate.
Angel: "D-D-D-D-DID THIS BITCH JUST PUSH ME?!"
Angel: "VADE JUST PUSHED ME OFF A BUILDING!"
Vade: "And what about it?"
Angel: "LAWSUIT?!"
Vade: "I dare you."
Angel: "I have fire hands more like I have lawsuits coming my way SIS."

Angel: "Y'know what? I'm gonna beat this bitch up."
And I remember thinking... I'm about to beat this bitch up.
Angel: "You have the nerve to come for me with your ugly ass hair covering your eye."
Vade: "My 7 lawyers will be in contact soon."
Angel: "BE IN CONTACT WITH A STYLIST. Your outfit speaks low budget, your hair speaks GHETTO."
Vade: "Be in contact with a plastic surgeon."
Angel: "Hunny, in a minute you're gonna be in contact with my fist.💖"

Angel: "M'kay so can we all agree that I'm pretty?"
Faith: "I think we're all pretty in our own way!"
Angel's POV: Who does this bitch think she is? VICTORIA JUSTICE??
CJ: "Uh.. okay?"
Angel wheezes.
Vade: "I think we're all pretty except you!💖"
Angel: "I mean you're not wrong.. Girl you look like earring backs, don't come for me! I bet your breath smells like dirty nickels. YOUR FEET PROBABLY SMELLS LIKE OLIVE GARDEN SALAD."
Vade: "Okay at least I get bread, broke bitch."
Angel: "Girl you built like a loaf of bread, ugly. You smell like goodwill bye."
Vade: "You shop at goodwill, hi!"

Angel: "AS VICE PRINCIPAL I'M SENDING YOU TO THE OFFICE FOR VIOLATION OF THE DRESS CODE. THIS IS SCHOOL NOT A STRIP CLUB. *Whispering: Okay why am I dragging her even thou-*"
Faith got thrown against a wall and broke her arms.
Angel: "I dragged this bitch to broken bones."

Angel: "What is this? A zoo?

Angel, walking by a boba shop: "Okay wait this shop is kinda cute like-"
Vade works there.
Angel: "Oh god.. you gotta be fucking kidding me."

Angel: "This place is fancy!~ Is this your house?"
Kyle: "Leave."
Angel gets LITERALLY kicked out.
Angel: "His house was ugly anywa-"
Vade spying on Angel.
Angel: "UH- DID Y'ALL SEE THAT SHIT?! Oh HELL no.."

Angel running from a car: "Ohhh my god, this bitch is trying to run me over.. THIS BITCH IS TRYNA RUN ME OVER!!"

Angel: "Usually I love being-"
Angel gets hit by a car and magically sits in the back seat.

Briant: "How did you end up here?! Did someone put a free rides sign on my trunk?! *Panics lmao*"
Angel: "Bitch, Iendedupherecuz you RAN ME OVER. You better have insurance BITCH. G E I C O ? P R O G R E S S I V E ?"

Bob: "Everyone! I'm taking people in Bosip's illegal car!"
Angel: "Oh my god I wanna join!~"
They all go outside.
Angel: "Let's roll out bitch <3"
They see the car:

Angel: "...Oh.. Girl what is that? Ahaha.."
Angel turns to the rest of the Bob gang. "Guys.. Are y'all poor? You expect me to get in THAT??"
They see CJ at the other side of the road with his mf- Helicopter <3 (It's not canon that the Bob gang is poor & all of that btw-)
Angel: "Ahaha! Move over bitch I'm tryna get in this chopper."
They step in the helicopter with CJ.
Angel: "Hey daddy~"

Angel: "Hey rich daddy."
Angel's POV: Oh my god.. I'M IN A HELICOPTERRR!!~
CJ: "Hello-"
Angel: "Um.. does this mean that we're dating?"
CJ: "...I know <3"
Angel's POV: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND HE'S RICH?!?!

Angel takes a picture of them, the helicopter & CJ, then posts it to their SnapChat story: Just arrived at the party in my helicopter! 💖🥳 You poor bitches can't relate 😂

Angel rec: "So everyone, this is my boyfriend! He's super cute and he's rich! And yep that's his helicopter!"
Vade gets in the shot. "Can I get a drive?"
Angel: "You can get a new hairdo."

CJ stands up and sits in his helicopter with Vade.
Vade: "Thanks!~"
Angel gasps: "MY BOYFRIENDS LEAVING ME! AH?! BOYFRIEND! COME BACK!"

Angel: "I'm 9 months pregnant and he's just gonna leave me?! Wow. Men are really dogs. This is why I hate-"
Someone pulls up with a Maserati.
Angel: "Oh! Hey daddy. *gasp* Oh my god.. Is that a Maserati?~"

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HELP-

Angel: "Oh HELL no. I remember this bitch."

Epik flashback <3
Angel: "I see you changed."
Shine: "Yep."
Angel: "You went from good will to good time! Hoe. This is a battle, not the corner."
Shine: "Pfft- You're just jealous."
Angel: "Jealous of what? Your split ends?"
End of epik flashback

Angel: "Hey hobo! Long time no see!"
Shine walks away.
Angel: "YOU BUMB HOE. COME BACK HERE GIRL, I'M NOT DONE TALKING SHIT TO YOU."

Angel visits Shines place while she's making a robot.
Angel: "I hope that thing falls on your neck."
Shine: "Shut up."
Angel: "Make me bumb. I'll shut up after you change that mess you call an outfit."
Angel's POV: Okay ooh.. Lemme not talk shit about outfits because I'm wearing the same thing for 3 months.. Ahaha.. Lemme go change girl.

Angel after changing: "Uh.. Angelic Angel is back! And they're better than ever."

Faith stares at Angel's outfit (Which looks like this):

Angel: "...Okay Faith, I get it, I'm pretty. You don't have to act like you've never seen a bad bitch before."

Angel: "Hey girlie! I love you outfit! It's so cute. You're a cheerleader, I'm a cheerleader(? TF- THEY'RE 19-) Let's be BFFs!"
...
Angel: "...HELLO?!"
The person changes their clothes.
Angel: "OH! BITCH WTF?! Oh hell nah girl. You went from cute to mute. Gotta go!"

Angel: "*gasp* That's why you're ugly and your mom adopted you! You know what fucker?"
William: "What."
Angel: "I'm dating your dad, and your brother, AND YOUR DOG."
William: "WHAT THE HELL-"

Sam to Eteled: "There's this annoying ass enby in my house..-"
Angel: "You're just mad because I'm.. t h i c k e r."
Eteled pulls out his axe.
Angel: "... NOT TODAY BITCH BYE!! AAA-"

Paint: "Honestly we love a cutesy bitch, so we're changing the place. Street who? Now it'll be in and around a school."

Angel: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell? ...BITCH THAT LOOKS LIKE A CHEETO PUFF."

Angel says hi to Bobal, and he walks away.
Angel: "AH?? YOU HOE. I WAS GONNA BE NICE."

Angel: "Oh.. my god.. I just realised something.. I look like Tanna but with short hair."

Angel: "What kind of 3 ways is this? I wanna join."

Angel: "Just saying what everyone's thinking: 'I'm the prettiest.'"
Who said that? Who said that? Who said that??

Angel: "Can Sam get away from me?! Ew get away from me you baboon. Why you next to me?"

Angel: "Why should I be in cooking class when I already have all this cake?"

Spoiler alert: They don't.

Angel: "Sam wanna be my minion?"
Sam: "Ok fatty."
Angel's POV: *gasp* OH MY GOD I LOVE HER!
Sam: "Um, you flat-"
Angel: "AH? UM EXCUSE YOU MISS DO YOU NOT SEE THIS CAKE?? Are you crazy?"
Sam: "Invisible."
Angel: "Like your eyebrows rat."

Sam: "I'm pretty!"
Angel: "Yeah, for a caveman."
Sam: "You're looking in the mirror sis."
Angel: "*gasp* That's it. Sam let's settle this, meet up sis. C'MON GIRL."
Angel's POV: I don't like Sam.
Sam: "Where you at?"
Angel: "Meet me at the night club. We're gonna settle this with a dance battle."
Sam: "I dance better than Malulu."
*Insert Sam working it <3*
Angel: "You dance like a bug after you spray bug spray on it."
Paint in the bg: "C'MON ANGEL! FUCK HER UP. LET HER KNOW!"
Sam: "You dance like you just got out of the hospital after concussion."
Angel: "*Gasp* LET'S BE BESTIES."
Sam: "Um okay?"
Angel: "C'mon girlie!"
Angel's POV: Oh my god, me and Sam are best friends.
Angel: "Let's go fuck it up, Sam!~"
Kyle: "You guys look ugly today no offence."
Angel: "DRAG HIM SAM. DRAG HIM FOR FILTH."
Sam: "Your pants look like you got them off the street. <3"
Angel to Ruby: "Wanna join our squad?"
Sam: "What should our squad name be?"
Angel: "Hmm.. ThickSisters?"
Sam: "Oh yes."

Briant: "If you tryna get it wassup."
Angel: "Oh my god there's a fight! OH MY GOD- YASSSS WORLDSTARRRR!"
Shine: "This isn't WorldStar dumbass."
Shine then walks away.
Angel: "Did she just drag me and walk away?! WHERE IS SHE?? WHERE'S THAT BITCH?! She wants to talk shit and then walk away? Oh hell no girl where are you?"
[Depressing music as Angel holds a depression speech]
Angel jumps off of the diving-board: "AAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Angel: "I'm still alive! Yuhh!"

Angel floating on top of a Christmas tree: "Bitch. I am the star."
Twinkle twinkle little bitch.

Angel: "So we're not gonna talk about the fact that Briant looks like a booger? Because he does."
Shine: "Says you. I mean look at that bod of yours."
Angel: "I mean look at your outfit hunny, it speaks Goodwill, don't come for me!"

Angel: "I'm blonde, I'm pretty, I'm rich. And I'm a little bit of a bitch!"
Shine: "You outfit speaks: 'I beg my dad for money'"
Angel: "YOUR dad? Cuz true <3"
Angel then walks through the halls of the school: "You better leave sister because I was gonna roundhouse kick your ass."

Angel: "I see you changed."
Shine: "Yep."
Angel: "You went from good will to good time! Hoe. This is a battle, not the corner."
Shine: "Pfft- You're just jealous."
Angel: "Jealous of what? Your split ends?"
Angel spits in Shine's face, then faces Briant.
Angel: "If you don't get your Jake Paul looking ass away from me, I will literally stab you in THE THROAT."

Angel: "Vade, you're still a hot mess."
Vade: "So are you."
Angel: "Your dad doesn't think so~"

Angel: "Listen Briant. I would SO date you. IF YOU DID NOT LOOK LIKE JAKE PAUL. Therefore, GET OUTTA MY FACE! Bye hoe."